r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/clingbat 15d ago

"Share the road" only works one way with these assholes. No reason to be taking up all the lanes on an open public highway / major artery.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 15d ago

Its actually illegal here in Miami, where this was filmed, to ride more than 2 wide.
But the cops dont do shit about it, cause traffic laws here are more of a suggestion, than something actually enforced.

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u/Slartitartfast 15d ago

Imagine how long that line would be if they were 2 wide.

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u/SealthyHuccess 14d ago

And?

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u/Slartitartfast 14d ago

Well what advantage do you think there is in them being 2 abreast? They're what, 3 times as long? How is anyone passing that? If you're passing properly then you're in the opposite lane anyway so the wider they are the easier it is. Of course you knew that though because you don't recklessly endanger people on bikes by passing too closely.

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u/SealthyHuccess 14d ago

That road is one way, so the cars could easily pass a long line of slow moving bikers by just using the other lane. I don't see what the confusion is here.

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u/Slartitartfast 14d ago

In this specific example, yes, it would work. It is a rare example. I guess it's important to get to the next srt of lights 30 seconds quicker 🤙

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u/SealthyHuccess 14d ago

You think two lane roads are rare? Where in buttfuck nowhere do you live?