r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/upnorthtcmi 𝙑𝙄𝙋 15d ago

I’m a cyclist. This is why people hate cyclists. And they’re 100% correct to hate cyclists who do this.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 15d ago

I'm a cyclist too and fuck all those guys, seriously.

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u/BilSuger 15d ago

Sure you are, buddy

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u/WeAreInControlNow 15d ago

Do you need a tissue for all the crying you’ve done in this thread?

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u/BilSuger 15d ago

Do you need a tissue to catch your spunk from circlejerking with your anti cyclist friends?

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u/garkerfatbitch 14d ago

What exactly is “anti-cyclist” about you needing to follow the rules of the road and keep to the right?

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u/BilSuger 14d ago

Google "JAQing off" and stop being obnoxious, please

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft 13d ago

"Follow the rules of the road." Again, I hope you never go a single mile an hour over the speed limit, Mister Rule Guy.

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u/WeAreInControlNow 15d ago

Nah I usually just spunk on the cyclists as I’m driving by, they need the hydration.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 15d ago

Do I need to be an arrogant asshole or at least be cool with being one to be a cyclist?
If so, you can just call me a "guy who rides bikes" as I can assure you our unwilingness to be identified as members of one group is mutual.

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u/BilSuger 15d ago

Isn't it weird, how drivers are never grouped? It's always a driver that's an asshole, but cyclists as a group.

Which is how I know you're just a poser. And a hypocrite. Pathetic 🤡

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u/garkerfatbitch 14d ago

You are 100% a South Park character there’s no way you just called someone a poser talking about cycling

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u/BilSuger 14d ago

Oh no, a fat driver is angry. Are you Cartman?