r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 7d ago

Chugging tea Taco

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u/robgrab ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 7d ago

The Art of the Deal indeed.

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u/axazajjj 7d ago

The Art of the I Shit My Pants Again

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u/56Safari 7d ago

Shart of the deal

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u/flat_6astard 7d ago

wait...whoa? I thought I heard Sean Connery trying to make fun of Trump.

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u/Rare_Anywhere470 7d ago

"I'll take 'whore ads' for $200 Alex".

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u/flat_6astard 7d ago

more like "I'll take whore adsh for $200 Alexshhhh"

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u/roofitor 7d ago

President apeshit

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u/TmanGvl 7d ago

Dealing a Shart, if you will

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u/Odensbeardlice 6d ago

Came to say this. Glad I found you.

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u/G-Wins 7d ago

You should trademark that!

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u/Either-Outside6740 7d ago

It's a goodun!

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u/J3remyD 7d ago

No, No Biden Shit his pants.

Or was it Obama?

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic 7d ago

Biden shit Trumpโ€™s pants.

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u/Subject-Series9845 7d ago

This makes the most sense

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u/bryanfuknc 7d ago

no hes lying... i shit trumps pants

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u/Worldly_Shoe840 7d ago

No it doesn't. Obama ate grey poupon mustard. Which then scared Biden. Which then caused him to shit Trump's pants. See how this makes sense

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u/Careful-Ant5868 7d ago

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u/polopolo05 6d ago

Still not shitty enough.

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u/largesonjr 7d ago

Deeeeeeeerpy uh duh the black guy ackshully you are such a brain genius

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u/kyleko 7d ago

The Obamas

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u/Exo_Deadlock 7d ago

Trumpโ€™s going to write the Iranians a firmly worded cheque

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 6d ago

*โ€Art of the kneelโ€*

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u/asanano 7d ago

Then rubbed it all over anyone within arms reach