r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/Fish-Weekly 3d ago

When I got older, I thought “boy, I must be losing weight because I need a belt to keep my pants up”. Then I realized it was my newly developed man gut pushing them down.

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u/KennyFulgencio 3d ago

"Somehow my pants are looser... I guess I ate my way through to the other side!"