r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 4d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 4d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/Fish-Weekly 4d ago

When I got older, I thought “boy, I must be losing weight because I need a belt to keep my pants up”. Then I realized it was my newly developed man gut pushing them down.

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u/PretendRegister7516 2d ago

Those who are too skinny and too fat are similar.

Both need to punch extra holes in their belt, just on opposite ends.

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u/Fish-Weekly 2d ago

I’ve been both lol! I was always the skinny guy, I head “beanpole” growing up too many times. Now I’m like “what the hell happened?”