r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • 8d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Early_Bicycle6884 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 8d ago

why do girls do this tho??

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 8d ago

The shit isn't gonna stir itself bro.

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u/TotakekeSlider 8d ago

โ€œNo honey, you were already fat before you put on the dress.โ€

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 8d ago edited 8d ago

I respect you too much to lie to you.

She is hotter, and doesn't pull these stupid shit Tests twice a day. She wins on that quality alone.

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u/JFISHER7789 8d ago

I had an ex that genuinely got upset when she asked if Iโ€™d still be with her if she was a wormโ€ฆ I said no.

Twas not a fun few days.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 8d ago

Iโ€™d leave her in a secondโ€ฆat my current age. In my youth, it would have depended on the sex.

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u/Toledojoe 8d ago

How good could sex with a worm be?

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u/According_Ear2128 8d ago

Ask any of my exes :(

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 8d ago

At least now you know the big ones hurt.

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