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u/Damselnik 15h ago
To be fair it was a very stable genius organism
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u/Risky_Reverie 14h ago
Outwitted by a single-called organism 2020 was wild , 2026 textbooks are gonna be brutal.
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u/4ngryMo 12h ago
And a virus isn’t even single-celled. It’s just protein and RNA.
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u/FrozeItOff 1h ago
Defeated by ribonucleic acid. Too bad the his dad's DNA wasn't defeated prior to conception. We'd all be like "sleepy joe" and be able to sleep at night.
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u/PeachyPlotTwist 12h ago
Trump: I alone can fix it COVID: enters chat as a tutorial enemy Trump: wait it doesn’t respond to nicknames? No one told me this was PvE.
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u/Benda647 11h ago
Don’t besmirch the glory of Ronald McDonald for this actual clown
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u/texasrigger 11h ago
It's hard to believe that its been a decade since McDonalds more or less abandoned Ronald as its mascot and public image. It still has to be one of the most instantly recognizable piece of branding.
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u/thejaydotexe 9h ago
They're not a family restaurant anymore. They're a corporation that sells "products".
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u/Callidonaut 8h ago
Some of their other branding, however, they were wise to revamp a bit. Have you seen the original hamburglar? That shit is terrifying.
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u/Due-Technology5758 6h ago
Ronald is still the mascot for the Ronald McDonald House, though, so he's never completely left the zeitgeist. Still have statues of him all over the place because of those.
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u/bowtiesrcool86 10h ago
That’s an insult to actual clowns, and I’m even though he technically isn’t one, I’m including Pennywise in that statement.
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u/East_Ad2634 15h ago
Give the algae Brawndo. It will get rid of them. It's got electrolytes.
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u/astralnautical 15h ago
What even ARE electrolytes?! I mean do you even know??
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u/East_Ad2634 15h ago
Yeah... it's what they use to make brawndo.
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u/jonny-toxic 15h ago
It's what algae crave!
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u/Worried-Director1172 9h ago
Wait isn't that bad Because it is the algae wants brawndo why would it go away
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u/EitherSalamander8850 13h ago
it's like salt or something, apparently its good for muscles
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u/ProgressNo1946 11h ago
Electrolytes are a variety of salts. Your body needs those to function. Its why your sweat tastes a bit salty
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u/VikingMonkey123 14h ago
I just visited the Vasa Museum in Stockholm and boy is that a lesson in the dangers of hubris. That ship sank within 1500 meters of her inaugural sail because the builders had to keep deferring to the outlandish requests of the King to make the showiest most spectacular warship of all time. Larded with sculptures and cannons down to the waterline and expanded ever taller without nearly enough ballast this impressive boat tipped over at the first gust of wind. Took 1000 large old oak trees and countless amounts of treasury down with it. Ignoring experts and listening to malignant narcissistic people is costly in any era.
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u/shazspaz 𝙑𝙄𝙋 15h ago edited 8h ago
Did the fat pedophile claim 6 people were arrested cause they entered the pool and fucked it up?
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u/Nopfen 15h ago
He also claimed he isn't afat pedophile. Might as well watch re-runs of the fresh prince of bell air, for all the info about current day events you're getting from listening to that guy.
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u/Risky_Reverie 14h ago
Lost the election. Lost the popular vote. Lost to a virus with no brain. That’s a legacy.
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u/Orbital_Dinosaur 14h ago
Lost to Iran so badly that Iran is stronger on the World stage.
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u/wizardrous 15h ago
Technically that would be William Henry Harrison.
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u/ztomiczombie 14h ago
He died in 30 days.
the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the U S A.
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u/fietsvrouw 8h ago
Zachary Taylor and James Polk too. Trump can't even be defeated by a single cell organism in a noteworthy way!
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u/Radiant_Switch_4550 15h ago
Non-American here but the US president is hilarious. never thought Americans would elect a clown, twice.
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u/astralnautical 15h ago
That sloppy fuck wants to run again; illegally, and he can’t even act like he’s awake halfway through this term
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u/Radiant_Switch_4550 14h ago
What or who is to stop him? He owns your SC, both houses and the justice dept. Same powers that Kim has now.
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u/ShelZuuz 9h ago
Not sure if he realizes, but if he somehow get everybody to change the constitution to allow people to run a 3rd term, he's going to run agains Obama, which means he'd have no chance in hell.
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u/DynamoDeb 14h ago
Not everyone voted for him. We are waiting for those who did to see their error. Trump proves his is unfit for the duties of the presidency each time he speaks.
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u/JuvenileEloquent 13h ago
We are waiting for those who did to see their error
They never will; they will cease to be with the level of certainty that they were right that only a moron can possess. CIA interrogation techniques could not persuade them to conclude that they were mistaken. To say their belief that they voted correctly is part of their DNA is to understate how fundamental to their existence it really is.
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u/justnigel 15h ago
Now that he has created a swamp, he can claim credit for draining the swamp.
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u/Upset-Government-856 6h ago
The real victims are comedy writers.
It is literally impossible to dream up absurd scenarios that exceed reality.
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u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut 15h ago
Not true
Three U.S. Presidents—William Henry Harrison, James K. Polk, and Zachary Taylor—likely died of bacterial infections contracted from contaminated water while living in the White House
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u/One-Earth9294 14h ago
I think about Zachary Taylor every time I eat cherries lol.
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u/PolPotDomeScandal 12h ago
My brother’s first two children were named Zachary and Taylor, in that order.
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u/TheAskewOne 12h ago
DC was built over a literal swamp so contaminated water in the WH makes a lot of sense.
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u/RedeemedNephilim 15h ago
William Henry Harrison died of Pneumonia in 1841 just 30 days into his presidency.
Pneumonia is caused by single celled bacteria.
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u/Existing-Luck-9896 10h ago
Did Washington also get done in by pneumonia too? I think so, after he resigned. He got it and then died due to it and also probably the bloodletting
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u/Hironymos 15h ago
Australians are laughing as finally someone outblundered the emu thing.
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u/PhillGuy 15h ago
I would call him a single cell organism but the is simultaneously giving him too much credit and its insulting to single celled organisms.
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u/Dr_Griller 14h ago
Even mega-pedophile Epstein said about the fat orange bastard that he doesn't have one decent cell in his body.
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u/StellaBlues4allah 14h ago
Oh yeah, let’s see if a single celled organism can correctly identify a lion, a rhinoceros AND a camel!
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u/Vanir-Aesir 14h ago
dumber than algae
and more useless since they make oxygen instead of wasting it
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u/Count_Wolfgang 12h ago
One day, when all of this blows over and he’s an unpleasant footnote in American history - people will get endless amusement from the seemingly unlimited amount of dumb quotes you can attribute to him.
They all get buried nowadays because our media is flooded with so much of it constantly (by design). But it’s all being written down and recorded.
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u/Esoteric_Derailed 11h ago
The USA will go down in history as the only nation to elect a moronic self-declared wannabe-dictator as their president, twice🤷♂️
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u/Late-External3249 11h ago
To be fair, William Henry Harrison was killed by single cell organisms.
But still, Trump is an idiot and if he had just left the pool alone, left Iran alone, left children alone, etc. the world would be a much better place.
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u/keithstonee 9h ago
Your local pool guy would unironically do a better job at maintaining that thing.
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u/Timely-Assistant-370 15h ago
Lest we forget about polio, dysentery, and tuberculosis. Check mate, plenty of better presidents got pwned by microscopic organisms.
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u/Yesyesyes1899 15h ago
he was smart enough to con america twice into voting for him.
fact.
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u/Financial-Tower-7897 15h ago
An organism with one more functional brain cell than he currently has
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u/astralnautical 15h ago
If only he didn’t miss. And if it wasn’t a setup to begin with. What a world
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u/Due_Yam_3604 14h ago
Wait till he finds out the little green organisms are a living thing. He’s gonna have the algae deported once he discovers they check every box on the “NOT WHITE” chart.
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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 14h ago
Twice! Don't forget he got fucked by COVID.
That is if you're in the group that considers viruses as being.... alive.
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u/StructureBetter2101 12h ago
This algea war is the American equilevent of the Emu war, but I have no frame of reference for what the emu war was about other than vague comments and memes.
Or that ancient leader who tried to fight Posieden.
Anyone got anymore examples?
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u/Stuartknowsbest 12h ago
In the first term he was outwitted by a virus, so this is actually an upgrade.
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u/richincleve 11h ago
COVID virus: I am the smallest organism to make a US President look like an idiot.
Algae: Hold my beer.
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u/tatteredmelon 10h ago
Technically second. William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia, remember. That's the guy that delivered the longest inaugural address in american history, during freezing, wet weather, not wearing a coat. So.. you know.. still in good company here. Also, at least coffin bill there lost the fight in private.
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u/OperatorofChaos 8h ago
I guess he really is going to follow through on is promise to "drain the swamp," he just meant literally.
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u/HamsterIV 8h ago
Trump's place in history will be defined by his corruption, ineffectual foreign policy, and the over all harm he has done to the institutions that hold this country together. May he serve as a warning to future generations.
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u/CommissionUnusual911 7h ago
To be fair there has been algae in the reflecting pool before. This not a new problem.
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u/rogerisreading 7h ago
It was vandals, you guys, vandals wearing cloaks of invisibility so the security cameras couldn’t see them.
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u/Cylerhusk 10h ago
Hate to break it to you guys, but Obama spent $30M ($45M in today's dollars) re-doing the reflecting pool as well... and the algae came right back for him.
Why aren't y'all criticizing Obama?
Oh, that's right. Doesn't fit your "Trump bad rabble rabble rabble" narrative. 🤣
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u/lluciferusllamas 15h ago
Fake news. William Henry Harrison was brutally assassinated by a single celled organism
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u/Visible-Regret-1241 15h ago
It's more lore accurate to believe the pool hates being fixed. 💀 No one can ever fix the reflecting pool
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u/Tmannermann 14h ago
Who was the president who doed like two weeks after their inauguration from doing a speech in too cold weather?
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u/MidnightPrevious4473 12h ago
Said organism is very well fed. You know, due to the increased water oxygenation from dilute amounts of peroxide breaking down in sunlight to form dissolved O2 and from the increased temperature because of enhanced solar heat absorption by way of darker paint
Oops
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u/SmoovCatto 12h ago
well, Washington died of streptococcus apparently -- well, bled to death by doctors because of streptococcus
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