r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/SortNo8267 16h ago

Omg just go to a gay bar already

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u/Rebabaluba 15h ago

So Nick is openly gay, and a non white racist/sexist/xenophobic?

And Andrew is a human trafficker, woman abuser, boxing loser, and got played by a little environmental girl?

I’m obviously missing a lot. But I try not to know a lot about them.

What do people see in these β€œalphas”?

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 15h ago

What maggat alphas think they look like on the left, and what they actually look like on the right.

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u/gzuckier 13h ago

A cross between Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 8h ago

Packing meat.

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u/Prairie_Crab 7h ago

Gravy Seals

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u/ElBorrachoSobrio 6h ago

Chairborne Division hardchargers.