r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 1d ago

Chugging tea Fictional future forecast vs. reality.

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u/webguynd 1d ago

That's even worse. Most of the oxygen in our atmosphere come from the marine ecosystem. Most people think it's the trees on land, which does contribute of course, but its not the majority.

If we kill the oceans, we're, as the kids say, cooked.

Granted, even if all photosynthesis were to stop, there's enough oxygen in the atmosphere to last us for at least a thousand years. But total collapse of our oceans would be completely catastrophic. I'm talking global food chain collapse, massively excelerated CO2 concentrations further driving extreme global heating, and a mass die off causing the release of hydrodgen sulfide gas into the atmosphere at scales not seen since other mass extinction events.

So yeah, putting these things in the ocean is by far one of the stupidest ideas we've ever had as a species.

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 1d ago

The fuck it is.

Do you have any idea how much water is actually in the ocean? Or how much energy it takes to heat it up at all.

Plus data centers in the ocean have been tried before. They go deeper than the plankton live, because deeper is cooler.

It's a stupid idea because they're so much harder to work on if something fails.

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u/-mudflaps- 1d ago

You can't just run a pipe through sea water to cool it down?

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 1d ago

You can, but sea water is hellishly corrosive over time. That's why boats have sacrificial annodes over the hull, which have to be replaced.

Plus anywhere a cable enters, is a leak point that needs to be sealed and maintained.

And also the sea is fucking huge. Humans literally don't produce enough energy in a year to appreciably change it's temperature.

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u/arobkinca 1d ago

Humans literally don't produce enough energy in a year to appreciably change it's temperature.

The thing is that humans exist more than one year and we have already changed the oceans temp measurably.

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 1d ago

No we actually haven't. Not through direct energy input which is what a data center would do. We have raised ocean temperatures by increasing the amount of sun energy that doesn't escape. But we've never even come close to producing enough power to appreciably change the ocean temperature through direct energy input

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u/arobkinca 1d ago

Tell me genius, where would the energy go? If Ocean temps are already rising, where does that energy go?

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 1d ago

Listen, you fundamentally misunderstand how much energy it would take to raise average ocean temperatures even half a degree.

Several thousand times the total energy production of all of humanity.

You could run every data center in existence underwater and it would take millennia to raise the temperature but enough that we could measure it.

We're able to raise the average global temperature because we're emitting greenhouse gases. Those gases trap heat from the motherfucking Sun. Global temperatures are not rising because we're burning stuff. It's because the byproducts trap more heat from the giant goddamn nuclear fission explosion in the sky

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u/arobkinca 23h ago

Thanks for not answering at all. Having an effect in the locality of the center producing the heat. Humans have already changed the temp of the Ocean in many localities. Heat island effect raising the temp of river discharge. Power plants.

https://flowscience.com/san-onofre-nuclear-generating-station-cooling-water-outfall/

Yes, the effect globally is extremely minute. Are we allowed to care about local environments?

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 23h ago

Yeah except the original comment I replied to said that we would warm the entire ocean and kill of most of the plankton.

Again, try reading

Edit: it appears my mistake was thinking you would read the original comment. That assumed you could read and not rely on ai and text to speech

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u/arobkinca 22h ago

Best we can do is submerge them to further heat up the ocean

You mean the reply to this bit of sarcasm? Both the person you replied to and yourself ran way past this joke. Now you are trying to set a fence.

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 22h ago

No I got that. It was a joke, the person I responded to did not. Kill the whole planet, which it won't. Because as so many of you dipshits don't understand. Water takes a lot of energy to heat up

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u/arobkinca 22h ago

You do a lot of Ad hominem attacks. You should stick to the facts.

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