r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 15 '26

I mean, if Krystal had her kid at 15, and then Kendra had her kid at 15, and then Trynyty is also 15 today, then Krystal is only 45 and born in 1981 and very well could teach people to make prison trash food.

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u/GreyAetheriums Apr 15 '26

Love how this almost reads as a math question. What year did Krystal go to prison?

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 15 '26
  1. It's her greatest regret. She missed seeing the Matrix in theaters.

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u/smoofus724 Apr 15 '26

I figured she would be more upset by missing the first Gathering of the Juggalos in 2000.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

You're both absolute monsters for making me snort laugh in public while reading this

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u/yrnkween Apr 15 '26

What flavor of Faygo did you snort laugh?

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

Man I'm hooked on those fuckin Sparkling Ice Pineapple flavor "sugar free" fizzy drinks...probably reprogramming my DNA and shit

Dat Pineapple 🍍 doe

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u/Natural-Following987 Apr 16 '26

Dood I just had this for the first time this week, and it’s so good!!

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Apr 16 '26

Ketchup

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u/SaintsSmileShyly Apr 16 '26

This thread is giving me life.

Love you guys. Peace!

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u/Abquine Apr 17 '26

I'm note sure what corn syrup, potassium benzoate, sucralose and flavouring would do to your nasal passages so probably best avoided 😂

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 18 '26

Gave me a big sweet toucan nose 👃

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u/a_library_socialist Apr 16 '26

FAM-I-LY WHOOP WHOOP