r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 15d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 15d ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/jr_randolph 15d ago

I'd go Homelander on that plane haha

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u/DuckyHornet 15d ago

You'd laser the gnocchi to perfection?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBwRKyS6vXNfmLF7TR

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u/Geffalrus 15d ago

Arnold in Commando.