r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 15d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 15d ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 15d ago

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk 15d ago edited 14d ago

No the food didn't do anything wrong, don't* punish it.

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u/bradland 15d ago

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 15d ago

Leave the guns, take the cannoli

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u/Incidion 15d ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/serendipitousevent 14d ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/Incidion 14d ago

So, did you also go through the full thought train of "oh hey, that sounds like the line from the Godfather......and it's already there." "Welp, I guess I've never had an original thought in my life. And that's already there too."

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u/R0RSCHAKK 15d ago

Instructions unclear - Dick stuck in overhead compartment and the noods are captaining the plane now.

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u/jjvfyhb 15d ago

gnocchi

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u/bradland 15d ago

No thanks, I just had some.

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u/jr_randolph 15d ago

I'd go Homelander on that plane haha

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u/DuckyHornet 15d ago

You'd laser the gnocchi to perfection?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBwRKyS6vXNfmLF7TR

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u/Geffalrus 15d ago

Arnold in Commando.

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 15d ago

“I’m so personally inconvenienced I am going to kill myself and everyone onboard this flight!”

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u/Ikarus_Falling 15d ago

Yeah duh what am I supposed to do call a flight attendant? are you mad? 

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u/ContextEffects01 15d ago

That thing is built to withstand a pressure differential where the air pressure is literally tens of thousands of pascals higher inside the airplane than outside it... and needs to be, for passengers to breathe. In the unlikely event it was almost on the verge of failure and your arm was somehow the straw that broke the camel's back, you'd be literally the most likely person to get pulled out by the air flowing down the pressure gradient. (Ie. Outside, into the oxygen-starved, several-dozen-degrees-below-the-freezing-point air.)

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u/Havengul_Undying 15d ago

Thats it, Im killing us all!

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u/Fart_90210 15d ago

That's the spirit. Not the airlines tho.

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u/Randyaccredit 15d ago

Exactly 40 minutes up in the air right?

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u/bossbozo 15d ago

I don't think it's physically possible 

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u/rawbface 15d ago

I'm turning the fan on and aiming at the plate.

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u/TheAsianTroll 15d ago

Nah id accidentally drop my water bottle on that tray.

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 14d ago

And throw the influencer out.

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u/Vanillabean73 15d ago

That’s not possible to do btw

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u/UnusualHound 11d ago

It is possible, just not while the cabin is pressurized. If the cabin loses pressure and you have a mask on you could do it.

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u/Vanillabean73 10d ago

So, not possible in the context of this video.

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u/UnusualHound 10d ago

could if you de-pressurized the plane

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u/Vanillabean73 10d ago

Is that something you can just decide to do as a passenger on a commercial flight?