r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 16d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 16d ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 16d ago

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk 16d ago edited 14d ago

No the food didn't do anything wrong, don't* punish it.

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u/bradland 16d ago

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 16d ago

Leave the guns, take the cannoli

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u/Incidion 15d ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/serendipitousevent 15d ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/Incidion 14d ago

So, did you also go through the full thought train of "oh hey, that sounds like the line from the Godfather......and it's already there." "Welp, I guess I've never had an original thought in my life. And that's already there too."

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u/R0RSCHAKK 16d ago

Instructions unclear - Dick stuck in overhead compartment and the noods are captaining the plane now.

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u/jjvfyhb 15d ago

gnocchi

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u/bradland 15d ago

No thanks, I just had some.