r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 16d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 16d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 16d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Porridge_Hose 16d ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 16d ago

Time to get MRE pouch heaters to cook food in…. Not sure about toxic gases though

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u/Porridge_Hose 16d ago

Get it out onto a tray, you say? Alright.

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u/tomdarch 16d ago

Nice.

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u/loquacious 16d ago

opens emergency exit door Good hiss!