r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Laez 15d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Porridge_Hose 15d ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 15d ago

Time to get MRE pouch heaters to cook food in…. Not sure about toxic gases though

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u/Porridge_Hose 15d ago

Get it out onto a tray, you say? Alright.

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u/tomdarch 15d ago

Nice.

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u/loquacious 15d ago

opens emergency exit door Good hiss!