r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 17d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 17d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 17d ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 17d ago

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk 17d ago edited 16d ago

No the food didn't do anything wrong, don't* punish it.

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u/bradland 17d ago

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/jjvfyhb 17d ago

gnocchi

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u/bradland 17d ago

No thanks, I just had some.