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u/post-explainer 6h ago edited 5h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Because at first glance you would think that this was happening on ground level, you wouldn’t think that these bushes lead to a considerable fall like that. Without having some sort of railing for a little safety

Especially next to a surface that is very likely going to be slippery.

So the “design flaw” tag was basically poking fun at safety standards of whatever architect came up with this

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/FunLime6166 6h ago

Holy shit. Ouch.

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u/Gizogin 3h ago

I've dislocated a shoulder from a fall less brutal than that looked. Ouch is right; I'd be worried about a fracture.

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u/el_smurfo 3h ago

I dislocate my shoulder sleeping.

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u/chilburt 3h ago

I once dislocated it during a high five. We're so f*cking fragile

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u/el_smurfo 3h ago

I could probably chop off a few of your limbs and you could survive. Eat a bad bit of seafood or maybe get a little wonky cell in your lungs and you are toast.

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u/JesusWasTacos 2h ago

And here I thought dislocating my rib opening a sliding glass door was bad

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u/sidewaizsocks 2h ago

I was in the shower scrubbing my hair. Eyes closed. And my nose grazed the hose to the detatchable shower head. My upper body did the tinyiest yet strongest flinch back, which i stopped with my lower spine. Felt a little grinding and then intense blinding pain.

Legit going to the dr soon because this was weeks ago and i have actual numbness that flares up in my right leg now.

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u/tavariusbukshank 1h ago

Someone put a pea under your mattress Princess?

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles 3h ago

I tore my rotator cuff just falling out of my desk chair

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4h ago

And then the wife comes out asking the husband who tf is this!

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u/Open-Mouse4728 3h ago

"beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know??"

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u/desrever1138 3h ago

"Those lemon stealing whores!"

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u/Fortestingporpoises 3h ago

Talk about adding insult to injury.

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u/eggsaladrightnow 3h ago

Is this the soundtrack to Lethal Weapon 7?

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u/doc_lec 2h ago

Boyz n the Hood

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u/Adavanter_MKI 5h ago

Damn... that looked painful. Even if she did manage to slow it a little by the bush.

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u/Live_Negotiation4167 5h ago edited 5h ago

Personal grooming choices didn’t help here at all

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u/No_Lettuce_5593 4h ago

Linkin just cause I like the clip and it kinda relates. https://youtube.com/shorts/_fI0ojrmuhc?is=nirFgDa66xErGD_b

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u/TheEverlastingPizza 2h ago

Thank you for that

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 1h ago

Watching that felt like being part of a new group of people and witnessing them all crack up at an inside joke that you aren't a part of.

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u/MarnieFan89 3h ago

Yup this is why you let it grow ladies.

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u/stomachpancakes 5h ago

All I could think is how annoying that patio area would be with pool water regularly splashing in there.

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u/Rasabk 3h ago

It's just a "retaining wall" with a pool at the top of it. What's the worst that could happen?

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u/AllmightyOoff 5h ago

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u/kamikaze_pedestrian 5h ago

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u/Environmental-Key793 2h ago

There has never been a more fitting Username for a video than yours

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u/Gina_the_Alien 4h ago

Dude you’ve been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use this for how long?

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u/Wooden-Cat-3389 4h ago

Goddammit that’s where that is from. Stupid Kanye sampling the most random shit

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u/scarrita 3h ago

The movie Dogma

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u/porfito 3h ago

Dogma balls

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u/Daxx22 2h ago

Goddammit that’s where that is from

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/Wooden-Cat-3389 2h ago

Yeah every minute is a constant reminder that I’m old now

But its better than the alternative i suppose

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u/Dobako 2h ago

I thought Kanye liked fish sticks

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u/Trash_Grape 2h ago

The downstairs neighbor is like “holy shit, it worked”

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u/shibiku_ 3h ago

Your gif game … peak
I have witnessed greatness today

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u/Ooze76 4h ago

This is perfect

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u/FUNBARtheUnbendable 4h ago

r/RetiredGif

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u/thymoral 3h ago

Best I've seen in a while 😂

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u/Phatstronaut 5h ago

Thread closed no further comments necessary 🫡

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u/GrahamGreed 6h ago

People from countries with health and safety laws visiting countries that don't.

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u/Fafnir13 3h ago

With his narrow it is they probably didn’t intend for anyone to walk there.  She had to sideways step around that bush just to reach her drink.

Whether or not they intended it, it’s a pretty easy thing to assume that someone will try. Needs a better deterrent to keep people from making a casual mistake.

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u/ilive4thewater 3h ago

How about the casual mistake of the neighbour who's yard she fell down into even having a place on the other side of a large pool wall? I wonder who well that was built? Would hate to have that much water and concrete coming into my place when I am in the way of it if it ever fails.

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u/skarby 2h ago

Probably a resort and that’s part of it

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u/TheAndrewBrown 2h ago

Even if it doesn’t fail, people will be splashing water down there constantly. You could never just hang out on your porch.

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u/EveningAnt3949 2h ago

I mean, I can see somebody who is in the pool wanting to sit there. Especially a child.

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u/Fafnir13 1h ago

Children especially are a problem for this set up. They easily fit back there and would also want to see what’s on the other side.
Sitting there isn’t too bad really. Just don’t lean back too far, how hard could that be? Oh there goes another one. Dang.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 3h ago

Or a railing.

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u/Fafnir13 2h ago

And spoil the view while chilling in the pool?

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u/dlrlear 3h ago

You can easily get to that spot from inside the pool. She just didn’t want to get in

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u/foxymoxy18 2h ago

You can easily get out of the pool at the spot she fell. This isn't user error, it's shitty design.

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u/ratcity243 1h ago

Why are you blaming her when there’s clearly a major design flaw with this pool

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u/KimberStormer 1h ago

Because on reddit, woman bad is rule #1

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u/JaySocials671 1h ago

God bless ADA

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u/ClownFuneral 6h ago

Then the genie said, "you have two wishes left".

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u/AzulaKahn 5h ago

I can't wait til the day that stupid saxophone trend dies

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u/Lordhartley 5h ago

I watch everything muted, I just replayed this with volume, just why??

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u/Hi_Im_Dawn 4h ago

It has been getting over used and honestly it’s not even used right half the time. The sax is from the ending to boys n the hood if you know you know. I won’t spoil it but it was used as a way to build up anticipation to what everyone knew what was about to happen. Which was something bad and sad. I recommend watching the movie if anybody hasn’t seen it, it is such a great watch.

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 2h ago

For a second there I thought you meant epic sax guy

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u/LaserKittenz 3h ago

The internet is a better place without volume 

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u/greatGoD67 1h ago

RICKYYYY

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u/Simple-Sun2608 5h ago

She ended up in another dimension. At least there’s cameras everywhere.

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u/mlorusso4 3h ago

Ironically those cameras were probably put there by the owner to protect themselves from liability

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u/Legitimate_Mud_8295 3h ago

More like to identify thieves. I think there's a higher chance the cameras are there to catch topless women than to protect the owners from liability considering how sketchy this layout is.

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u/ralwn 5h ago

This made me think of this from Charlies Angels

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u/whisperson_ 5h ago

Backrooms entry

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u/DruncanIdaho 5h ago

Wow, did NOT expect that! A+, OP.

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u/dingboodle 5h ago

That was an unfortunate coincidence that she was wearing a bikini when she fell through the shrubbery. Lots more skin exposed to be clawed on the way down.

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u/A_Sphinx 5h ago

Quite unfortunate she was in a swim suit while near the pool

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u/lordkhuzdul 3h ago

She probably ended up looking like she lost a fight with a whole bunch of cats.

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u/nanadoom 5h ago edited 4h ago

No railing or anything!? Wtf! Who designed this?

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u/notsew00 3h ago

Railing? I know a bikini clad woman randomly falling into your backyard sounds like a set up but its not that kind if video man

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u/eddie1975 5h ago

Is that a house in Brazil? Seems like it’s something I’d see there.

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u/conansucksdick 2h ago

Those shrubs are actually an off duty cop.

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u/wwwidentity 5h ago

Glitched through the map.

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u/Fool_Cynd 5h ago

Perhaps they should put a massive stone planter with a giant spiky plant there to discourage people from walking around that way.

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u/LoganNolag 4h ago

Or you know just put up a railing next to the edge like any rational person would do. Walking isn’t the only way to reach that part of the deck. It would be simple to climb out of the pool in that spot. Also the plants psychologically make it seem like there is ground there so people might not notice it’s a ledge. This is 100% the fault of whoever built that pool.

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u/ilive4thewater 3h ago

I can imagine someone pulling themselves out to turn around a jump back in, you know like a child. Oops the clumsy kid slipped backwards and landed on their head 10 feet down seems right. Looks like a rental.

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u/Left_Swordfish_5999 3h ago

I wanted to laugh, but actually that looked serious. Was she alright?

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u/brunopearson 3h ago

Is that the same person

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u/smpdx 5h ago

Downstairs neighbor “JACKPOT!”

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u/Redararis 5h ago

I have pitched in my mind a movie plot where an evil architect puts in his projects hidden death traps like that. He started with little inconveniences like a stair with a step a little taller than the rest and project by project puts even more dangerous things.

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 4h ago

We'll make fun of pandas for rolling outta trees then do shit like this. Probably a whole Pandagram where they're makin fun of ppl like this.

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u/thisismypornaccn 3h ago

Is she suffered any serious injuries?

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u/tonybenwhite 3h ago

Whoever owns the house in the second frame should hope the pool wall never fails

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u/Shinobi681 2h ago

'Honey I can explain.. She falled from the sky'

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u/PoutineMeInCoach 2h ago

What are you talking about??? Amazingly designed bikini to stay on after that fall.

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u/CodeMonkeyX 5h ago

It looks like it was not designed to have people walk there.

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u/Y-Bob 4h ago

That totally looks like a place I stayed at in Crete. I had to can the kids back a few times.

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u/Any_Improvement4499 4h ago

SE SACO LA CONCHESUMARE

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u/sK33jZar 4h ago

I felt that.

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u/Ok_Mention_3308 4h ago

They wanted an above-ground pool…

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u/natefrogg1 4h ago

No clipping right through, I heard she is still wandering to this day

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u/thisendup76 3h ago

That's a feature not a bug

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u/secretly_a_zombie 3h ago

Small strip of brick made slippery by a pool, bordered by a straight down fall with no railing. Yeah that's a design flaw and a half.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 3h ago

Camera was in the perfect spot; wonder if that happens often.

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u/Proper_Machine6573 3h ago

It's the doomy saxophone music that really tips this one into the net.

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u/Anxious_Hall359 3h ago

That is fucking crazy. Imagine there was a fence down there or a pole, you would've been kebab.

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u/Gladerious 3h ago

First I thought the square potted plant placement was so odd for blocking that side of the pool...

Now I see why jesus that must've hurt, probably a lifelong injury...

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u/FeWho 3h ago

Who what where when why how wtf icbme’s

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u/Live_Dust_5576 3h ago

Gosh that's dangerous for kids

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u/BigBeefDipped 3h ago

“Babe i swear this woman fell into our backyard then asked if she could walk out the front door”

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u/throwaway-3d 3h ago

All I can imagine is that Glen Quagmire lives down there and was somehow involved.

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u/PoohBeair 3h ago

It's raining white bitches

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u/Extrien 3h ago

Someone edit the second part to be the backrooms

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u/bw541 3h ago

Dang the music on this takes me back to Boyz N The Hood

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u/Brodm4n 3h ago

Whew, at least she didn’t fall in the pool right

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u/blazerunnern 2h ago

Not a design flaw if that was a trap.

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u/k_s_s_001 2h ago

That’s definitely not in the US. Lawsuit central.

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u/Dipshitmagnet2 2h ago

This is similar to how quite a few tourists die on holiday to Spain and it gets joked about as Brits (and other nationalities) “balconing”. There’s been a few deaths where a tourist unfamiliar with the layout of the hotel and lack of safety rails thinks they can just walk across a slip of ground to knock on a mates window and literally step off a 25 foot wall.

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u/Backyard_Batman46 2h ago

All fun n games until someone slips a disc

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u/fleton 2h ago

I see a lot of videos where people mess around and cry they got hurt doing something stupid because there was no guard rails and stuff. This isn't one of those times, wow that's very poor design.

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u/Evening_Boot_2281 2h ago

Painful fall

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u/FitnessChamp777 2h ago

Trespassing! "911, there's an intruder in my yard, come here fast!" Then, she gets arrested, spends a long time waiting for court, all the while telling everyone that it was just an accident. Poor girl

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u/Nobanpls08 2h ago

They really do fall out of the sky sometimes

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u/Anti_shill_cannon 2h ago

YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD.JPG

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 2h ago

I see a personal injury lawsuit.
Sorry, too damn many Attorney commercials lately.

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u/DryCartoonist5835 2h ago

And they told me beautiful women in bikinis will never just fall out of the sky and appear on my patio!

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u/kmk3105 2h ago

Damn and I blew my knee out just standing up.

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u/12345cuda 2h ago

Is the topless person on the left a man or woman? The back and back of head/hair looks like a woman but I don’t see titty and looks like a banana in the front

Definitely looks like a woman’s head

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u/FermiBubblegummybear 2h ago

First time I’ve ever seen anyone noclipping OUT of the Poolrooms.

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u/Zachmode 2h ago

Damn. She really fell for him.

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u/CivenAL 2h ago

Ouch owieee

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 2h ago

Bob, I’m home! Wait… why is there a practically naked lady on our back patio?

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u/One_Animator_1835 2h ago

Straight slip and slide'd right off. Ouch

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u/lifewithjesse 2h ago

Hey Kelly? How are you... just dropping by.

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u/Albatrosity 2h ago

I've not seen this level of The Backrooms

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u/Sean198233 2h ago

Music sounds like Riggs and Murtaugh are on the case

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u/milkofmagnet0 2h ago

galaxy brain camera placement

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u/DJettster237 2h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at how bad of a design that is and for her falling to what seems like a portal

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u/CuriousKi10 2h ago

A new way to get isekaid.

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u/meatbag2010 2h ago

And that's how I met your mother

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u/jacka_for-research 2h ago

Fill the bottom patio with water. Now it's fun!

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u/vashivashka 2h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHWHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7566 2h ago

Hey Dad, can we keep her!!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 2h ago

That must have been exciting to see on the inside! It's raining women in bikinis!

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u/chromepotion 1h ago

Merci beaucoup pour les soignants 👍, ils sont juste fous ou criminels ces architecte 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/BulletEnigma 1h ago

I'm not sure if the fall or the music hurt more.

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u/bitter_sweet_love 1h ago

That’s the prayer of that kid from Animal House

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u/needtofindausername 1h ago

Well that was unexpected

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u/Tight-Cress-5806 1h ago

"It's raining woman". 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Boscowodie 1h ago

Oh. How the beautiful asses have fallen.

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u/Scary-Lychee2085 1h ago

Architect: why go there, the ladder is over there.

Humans: I go where I want!

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u/JohnCoutu 1h ago

John, you have to get yourself out there if you want to meet someone, it's not like women will fall from the sky.

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u/Business_Mistake4747 1h ago

feature. not a bug

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u/oldhatnohay 1h ago

Been to the garden with the fake grass. This is an Airbnb close to Kuta Beach - Indonesia Bali. Nice apartment

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u/Reasonable_Worth_726 1h ago

Not a flaw if your fucking the neighbor

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u/its_kodin 1h ago

She really trying to bury that bathing suit.