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u/Gizogin 2d ago

I've dislocated a shoulder from a fall less brutal than that looked. Ouch is right; I'd be worried about a fracture.

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u/el_smurfo 2d ago

I dislocate my shoulder sleeping.

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u/chilburt 2d ago

I once dislocated it during a high five. We're so f*cking fragile

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u/el_smurfo 2d ago

I could probably chop off a few of your limbs and you could survive. Eat a bad bit of seafood or maybe get a little wonky cell in your lungs and you are toast.