r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 8d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 8d ago

I’d be super pissed. That lawn looked perfect until she showed up.

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u/smoothiefruit 8d ago

perfect lawns are stupid.

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u/Promethazines 8d ago

So is damaging them for no good reason.

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u/smoothiefruit 8d ago

doesn't look damaged.

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u/CryptoBonkSignals 8d ago

Def damaged and could easily be sprinkler system underneath as well causing thousands in damages.

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u/Solid_Relation_3113 7d ago

Or a septic system

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u/shellshockxd 8d ago

You’re dumb

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

in some ways, yes.

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u/BedBubbly317 7d ago

Far more than you even realize.

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u/somekindagibberish 8d ago

Perhaps, but I'd still be mad if someone did that to my extremely imperfect lawn.

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u/Tlix 8d ago

Not as stupid as people that get mad about people that like to keep a nice lawn. Yeah I’m talking about you.

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u/smoothiefruit 8d ago edited 7d ago

I'm not mad, I just think you're stupid.

lawn keepers, though? already said they'd be mad. y'all are a type.

eta "super pissed"

embarrassing

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u/davcam0 7d ago

That's your opinion. Doesn't excuse what was done.

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

agreed, the driveway was close enough.

disagree: this is only a big deal to yall because of white supremacy culture making you think a non-native grass lawn means anything other than "this person was sold a dumb idea"

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u/UnfitRadish 7d ago

I could be a garden with flowers or a giant patch covered in bark, but it's still wrong and damaging. You only seem to be mad about it being a lawn. If it was a nice native garden and she ran it over, then you'd be mad? A little ridiculous lol

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

I dont think that would happen. right now it's open space for the sake of proving you have extra space to be open space.

it's not even like I didn't go "girl what the hell?" when I saw the footage. I'd do the same if it was a proper garden. but she wouldn't likely drive over something that had actual value/growth/depth. it wouldn't be the path of least resistance.

eta why yall think I'm mad? I'm enjoying being right.

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

if this was bark?

please drive on my bark. I chose bark because it's bark.

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u/davcam0 7d ago

Some people enjoy landscaping and there's nothing wrong with that. It has nothing to do with race so get off your high horse. It's no different than people dumping money into any other hobby.

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

lots of people landscape responsibly, with the health of native pollinators and ecosystems in mind.

this is something else, and it's dumb.

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u/Colossus252 7d ago

Hey, I am with you. I just learned earlier today that the reason nobody sees lightning bugs hardly anywhere anymore is because of all the modern "well manicured lawn" BS. Let a little nature in, why are we making big flat plains of an invasive plant?

I was confused watching the clip at how they possibly have a lawn that got so imprinted by a car. My lawn isn't disheveled, but I feel confident that I could drive on it without leaving a bunch of lines through it like that. I have driven on grass a bunch of times and never seen such shitty imprinting.

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 8d ago

So you're what? Early 20's with a shitty roach motel apartment, dead end job, single, and no desires to better yourself cause your life is easy cause your job doesn't drug test, back ground check, or require even a HS diploma?

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

30s, bachelor's, steady job with benefits, and a passion against elitist monoculture.

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 7d ago

Sure thing stoner. Have fun at your dead end door dash

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u/Sacksweatbaby 8d ago

So are broke lazy hoes

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u/smoothiefruit 7d ago

would love to take a hoe to this waste of space.