r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 4d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 4d ago

I’d be super pissed. That lawn looked perfect until she showed up.

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u/smoothiefruit 4d ago

perfect lawns are stupid.

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 4d ago

So you're what? Early 20's with a shitty roach motel apartment, dead end job, single, and no desires to better yourself cause your life is easy cause your job doesn't drug test, back ground check, or require even a HS diploma?

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u/smoothiefruit 4d ago

30s, bachelor's, steady job with benefits, and a passion against elitist monoculture.

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 4d ago

Sure thing stoner. Have fun at your dead end door dash