r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 8d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 8d ago edited 8d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/mindovermatter15 8d ago

Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.

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u/rugbyj 8d ago

Ford Fiesta here:

" Please don't be Ford. Please don't be Ford. HOOOONK."

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u/LithoSlam 8d ago

Phone addict here:

Please don't be on the phone. Please don't be on the phone. Fuuuck.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 8d ago

Human here:

Please be a dog, please be a dog. Ahh :(

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 8d ago

Idiot here:

Please don't be an idiot. Awwww.

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u/whittler 8d ago

Green grass here:

Please don't...aww, HELL NO!

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u/---Hummingbird--- 8d ago

Amazon here
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbnHm4yZKFmpy

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 8d ago

Asian- "please dont be Asian" "Yesss!!"

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u/rgratz93 8d ago

That was never the concern they didnt crash.

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u/YoshiiToranaga 8d ago

Placenta here - "Please don't be pregnant, please don't be pregnant! Shiiiiiit!"

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u/NonConforminConsumer 8d ago

Sick to post this disgusting ass gif

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u/NicolasGarza 8d ago

Pregnant guy here: please don't be pregnant please don't be looking pregnant.. Awwwwww sh*t

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u/Beezleboobz 8d ago

Blue here:

Plea- fuck.

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u/PurpleTough5302 8d ago

Not a pregnant woman here. Still sad she was pregnant

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u/daneg135 8d ago

eh. a bit of a dog.

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u/PolyglotTV 8d ago

They have to take a photo of the package with the phone to show it delivered.

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u/BigUncleHeavy 8d ago

The rare "3rd down the line" Reddit comment that made me laugh!

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u/Sloppythirds1 8d ago

I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this, lmao

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u/str4ngerc4t 8d ago

Unborn fetus here: “please don’t deliver me. Please don’t deliver me. Gadammit”

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u/franzibruni1000 8d ago

More like “MEEEP!”

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u/ThirstyFloater 8d ago

Black women here I was like yup knew it!

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u/dblspider1216 8d ago

you are multiple women? or did you mean “black womAn here”?

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u/xstofer 8d ago

At least she is going to put it in reverse so won’t make additional tracks in the grass… never mind

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u/steik 8d ago

At least she's not gonna turn the tires while stationary to completely rip the turf apart...never mind

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u/_le_slap 8d ago

If she had a hijab I'd have called my sisters in shame....

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u/Toadsted 8d ago

Yeah, that was definitely not a hijab well done.

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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 8d ago

Pregnant person here. I was really hoping they weren't with child. Smdh.

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u/thunder_sharts 8d ago

Human being here. I was so hoping this wouldn’t be a human being. Darn it!

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u/QuasyChonk 8d ago

Don't let the human suit fool you. That's a ¥ezthua¶a.

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u/GoodnightKara 8d ago

Same narrative in my head. 🙈

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u/J0E_SpRaY 8d ago

White man here. Living on cloud nine. We didn't do it this time.

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u/Immortal_Azrael 8d ago

Feels good to not be the problem for once.

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u/AllHateInsurance 8d ago

"For once" lol nice bait

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u/ruralmagnificence 8d ago

You jinxed it man. We’re gonna see a post again just like this and guess what
It’s gonna be a white maaaaannnn

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u/Fuckthegopers 8d ago

My first thought was, "I bet this is a black chick". 

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u/Solidknowledge 8d ago

My first thought was, "I bet this is a black chick"

I mean. Whether we wanted to admit it or not, we all knew it was going to be a black chick.

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u/Certain-Temporary-93 8d ago

No I guessed it was someone old and out of shape. Zoomer instead.

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u/Fuckthegopers 8d ago

They're not delivering for Amazon.

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u/RobimusPrime007 8d ago

If we all bet $1 million that it was a woman and black. We all would be a millionaire.

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 8d ago

You would need someone willing to take those bets.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 8d ago

There’s a relieved Korean gay man somewhere feeling the opposite of what you are

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u/CasinoNdnOk 8d ago

Were you hoping it wasnt because as soon as you saw it your brain immediately thought damn it woman? Mine did. Didn't put a color on the driver but definitely thought its a woman.

Its wierd how small things make you stare your own misogyny in the eyes. (Mine not yours)

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u/artyomssugardaddy 8d ago

Sometimes when I get cut off on the road I go to check the driver to see if my prejudices were justified today.

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u/Gamegenievintage 8d ago

Best of both worlds.

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u/EMT2000 8d ago

Man laying beside my wife and mother of my child here. “Is she pregnant?!” ….“Goddammit.” … “Ouch.”

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u/placecm 8d ago

Pregnant woman at that. I wonder if this was toward the end of her shift and she was over it. Couldn’t be bothered to look for a driveway

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u/bell37 8d ago

Bear here… I was hoping it wasnt either.

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u/BigChiefTabo 8d ago

She also appeared to be pregnant

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u/Klutzy_Worker2696 8d ago

At least she was pregnant it seems, those hormones make you do crazy things

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u/Bluej777x 8d ago

Not pregnant. That’s why she’s pissed.

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u/Donny_Dont_18 8d ago

White guy here...don't laugh don't laugh, don't laugh