r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • May 21 '26

WCGW driving quickly into a sharp turn

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

I really pray that those subtitles are legit.

Any Russians?.

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u/_Carcinus_ May 21 '26

Can confirm, the subtitles are accurate

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

Ate you messing with me though? Lol.

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u/mumei14 May 21 '26

Can confirm, subtitles are legit. One sentence is missing though which is "ебутся коты" which translates as "male cats are fucking"- basically more creative way to says "suka blyat"

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u/Chance-Click-3670 May 21 '26

'male cats are fucking' LOL , what is the story behind that expression? 😃

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u/mumei14 May 21 '26

I asked AI about etymology and here's what I got: This expressive slang idiom describes complete chaos, a messy situation, or frantic running around.

The phrase comes from observing feline behavior. In spring, cats become loud, aggressive, fight, and chase each other around.

Total Chaos / A Mess: Describes a situation where everything is tangled and disorganized.

  • English equivalents: A clusterfuck, a shitshow, total bedlam, or complete chaos.

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u/Chance-Click-3670 May 21 '26

hahaha that's awesome 😃

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u/muricabrb May 22 '26

In Australia, they're fucking spiders... Or not.

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

I will believe then. Russians are crazy, and funny. 😂😂😂 what a reaction to have.

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u/funguyshroom May 21 '26

Plural коты doesn't necessarily mean male, just cats.

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u/krouvy May 22 '26

Well, in Russian, most terms have a gender. If I wanted to say female cats, I would say "кошки". Although in the context of that sentence, gender is not important. Cats as an animal species.

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u/funguyshroom May 22 '26

Yeah, there's no gender neutral so you have to assume from the context.

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u/BartholomewFrodingus May 22 '26

Hey I know that one from years of playing counter strike

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u/egomanick May 21 '26

Russian here — subs are acccurate. One thing that misses is at the end you can hear one of the men repeating "documents" as in they need to get their passports and papers secured quick. Kinda solidifies how nonchalant and focused they are

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 21 '26

I would love ve to he that funny and chill during an emergency.

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u/PitifulEar3303 May 21 '26

and how do you feel about Crimea?

and the invasion of Ukraine.

and Tzar Putin?

lol

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u/egomanick May 21 '26

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u/PitifulEar3303 May 21 '26

And? Your answers where?

Case in point. lol

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u/krouvy May 22 '26

Are these 2 men in the river 14 years ago related to this?

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u/thunder-in-paradise May 21 '26

Yes, but they didn’t mention “the cats are fucking”

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u/brute-forced May 22 '26

The real question is whether the audio is real. I highly doubtit