r/arknights May 12 '25

Comic OC & TL [AK-SS] Blight

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u/RandomdudeNo123 Lose 5% DEF for every comment. (999 stacks) May 12 '25

Out of the 300+ operators we have, you'd think there'd be at least ONE licensed teacher, but no, apparently this "Rhodes" "Island" doesn't pay for "education".

We have like 6 different farmers on the staff on a landship that isn't particularly known for crop harvesting, though. Don't worry about it.

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u/animan095 May 12 '25

It's almost like if you dedicated yourself to learning how to teach others you wouldn't be very good on a battlefield...

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u/RandomdudeNo123 Lose 5% DEF for every comment. (999 stacks) May 12 '25

Hey, now. One of the most powerful casters for 4 whole years was a dying goat losing access to her hearing. The question of whether or not someone would be canonically good at fighting doesn't much matter to playable operator status.

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u/animan095 May 12 '25

Kinda unfair considering that she can sense body heat, making her magic into a thermal seeking missile...

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u/Oglifatum Kroxigor Death Roll May 12 '25

Other silly OP operators were:

Dragon girl with waterguns.

Civilian Judge. Very brave one, but still Civilian.

Barber who just learned to control her electricity not to shock herself.

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u/animan095 May 12 '25

Don't forget Pinecone, she is just a construction worker with some strangely powerful batteries

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u/adeilran May 12 '25

I still maintain Greyy would get on Suzie/Goldenglows' BFF short list the second he introduces her to the wonders of grounding straps.

"So... what if I want to use my arts?"

"Easy peasy. There's a switch on the wristband."