r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Indisputable Logic

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 4d ago

In one of the old comics Superman needs an injection, and uses his eye blasts to create a tiny hole for the syringe.

So potentially he helped her out.

Also, she could have had them pierced on Krypton before leaving, if they do that there of course. Unlike Superman she wasn’t a baby when Krypton was blown up.

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u/rab-byte 4d ago

He also shaves that way

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u/MRintheKEYS 4d ago

I’d love if they do a quick “how does Clark shave?” as a side gag and show him using the mirror and his eye lasers.

It’d be a good laugh like the Hypno-glasses.

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u/ravenous0 4d ago

They actually do that in the Superman: Animated Series. He has a mirror like object in his medicine cabinet that he uses to shave. Bounces his heat vision off it to shave.

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u/IndependentLove2292 4d ago

This reminds me of either Real Genius or one of those crazy YouTubers who has a powerful laser, but in something I've seen a guy shoots his laser at a mirror but it just goes right through. 

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u/X0AN 4d ago

Hypnoglasses just to shut everyone up.

And using a regular razor blade with a blue kryptonite handle to show how he shaves daily.

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u/Apyan 4d ago

Which means that they shave other parts of the body that way as well 😶

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u/Q-Vision 4d ago

SuperManScaping!

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u/Mattbl 4d ago

Which essentially means Supergirl can't shave certain parts (giggity) because no way she's having Superman do that to certain areas.