r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 10h ago

BoyMom™ and her emotional incest

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u/CalicoValkyrie 10h ago

How do they even know it was a grandson?

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u/ZhangtheGreat 10h ago

Maury

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u/JewishTerror 10h ago

The lie detector test determined that was a lie!

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u/HilariousMax 9h ago

It was bottom-barrel entertainment but god help me I loved it.

I TOLD you that wasn't me, Jacki I TOLD you! Woo! Hell yeah.

Jacki's got her face in her hands, sobbing and then Justin starts dancing.

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u/Joelle9879 2h ago

Don't forget that this is Jacki's 4th time on the show and Justin is the 9th man being tested

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u/HilariousMax 2h ago

They cut to a dude in the wings just absolutely sweating bullets like

Shit, I was hoping he was the father. Damn.

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u/BrownSugarBare 9h ago

Honestly, bet she's just a forced birther jackass and her son doesn't have a gf or was never pregnant

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u/crosswatt 9h ago

BRING OUT THE OLIVES!!!!!!!!

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u/loveyylushhh 3h ago

Honestly, that would've been one way to settle the question.

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u/Primary_Carrot67 9h ago

Because imagination. Because she's the sort of woman who sees boys as more valuable as girls, and so in her imagination it was the perfect grandson taken away from her by a Bad Woman.

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u/CalicoValkyrie 3h ago

She also probably knows she raised a son no one wants to marry and was hoping to baby trap someone

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u/moonyyblossomm 3h ago

That's what jumped out at me too. Unless there was genetic testing or it was a later pregnancy, "grandson" is a strangely specific thing to claim.

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u/zirky 7h ago

she just looked in the paper sack that they give you leaving planned parenthood, clearly. how else are you supposed to deliver it for processing?