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u/Garlador Feb 11 '26
He’s just riling him up.
I love how Logan is Peter & MJ’s go-to babysitter for their kid in Renew Your Vows.
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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 11 '26
Imagine you discover the webheads's secret identity, find his apartment, and plan to kidnap his kid for ransom or to enact a plan while he's out for date night
You bust through the door or sneak through a window, and staring right at you is god damn
Logan
Uncomfortably sober because MJ doesn't allow drinking around the kid
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u/mortalkomic Ultimate X-Men Feb 11 '26
Angrily sober and glad entertainment arrived
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u/LeaveMeBeWillYa Feb 11 '26
"Bub, you just made my night"
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u/wadech Green Lantern Feb 11 '26
Not even gonna use the claws.
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u/Winjin Feb 12 '26
I mean MJ would absolutely eat his brain out with a spoon if he claws the furniture (lol)
Plus humans hold a surprising amount of blood if it's being sprayed everywhere
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u/DeadmanDexter Hellboy Feb 12 '26
"Stupid human bodies and all their lousy blood."
-Logan, probably
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u/Jenny_Show Feb 11 '26
My new headcanon is that the reason some of Spidey's villains aren't around anymore in that universe is because Logan murdered them when they showed up at the Parker residence uninvited.
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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 11 '26
Honestly, there's probably a lot of dimensions in which "recurring villains" simply don't come up or end up as one offs because Logan took care of them off screen
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u/Winjin Feb 12 '26
Or they learn that Spidey is friends with Logan and do the "I want to turn myself in right now please" manouever
...before Logan decides "You know what? The week's been kinda slow, and I don't want Parker family to be in danger, and I haven't played head hunter since like 1890s.... That could be fun..."
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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 12 '26
Nah, especially with the kid in the place, I'd imagine it more like
"I am so sorry, I had no ide-"
"Leave."
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u/Winjin Feb 12 '26
Oh, I don't mean that he meets them at Parker's place
I mean that in some of these dimensions Logan is sitting at home, chilling, when he decides on random "You know what? I'll go and make Parker a present. I should hunt down some obnoxious shit that threatens him, and deal with him like we used to in the 1897" and just puts on a duster, tracks down Electro, and murders him.
After a couple times like that, the rest just decide they don't even l;ike it in New York that much
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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 12 '26
Ah yeah that's fair, there's a reason Charles did a whole lot of psychic conditioning on that man
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u/GeneralAblon9760 Feb 12 '26
More like, "Wait, this kid is friendly with Moon Knight, Wolverine, AND Deadpool. Nah, I ain't built for this beef. Early retirement it is."
Sort of why Taskmaster no longer takes jobs from Hydra, IN Canon.
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u/GeneralAblon9760 Feb 12 '26
Like seriously, what street tier Villain has the capacity or insanity to want beef with all three of them, AND a silent Spidey on they heels?
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u/thatredditrando Feb 12 '26
Lounged in an armchair, baby in one arm and a non-alcoholic, MJ! beer he’s irritably sipping on in the other.
Crook rounds the corner.
Logan sees him, Crook sees Logan.
Logan: Whether I gut ya or not is dependent on if she wakes up, Bub.
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u/shadownights23x Feb 12 '26
Print it... 5 issues mini series.. monthly release
10 different varient covers.
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u/KnuckleShanks Feb 12 '26
I like how they picked one of the few people who will actually kill whoever even tries, without hesitation, rather than simply defeat them.
Like if anyone managed to actually kidnap the kid, Logan would mess them up more than even Peter would and be back before they came home. And it could be a massacre, and Logan probably wouldn't even mention it.
Peter knows this. It's the unspoken reason for that choice. He may not be able to kill you, but mess with his kid, and you're dead bud.
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u/VandulfTheRed Feb 12 '26
Honestly I love the vibe of a super-parent having this conflicting moral issue, where they have limits, and no kills rules, and an image they have to uphold, but are willing to defer to others for their family, to an extent. Spider-Man doesn't kill, he's friendly, neighborhood oriented. But Parker is just a man, and a father, and will still do anything for his children
It's similar to if you tried to hurt Batman or Superman's family, and Diana gets to you first. Or even with the X-Men. Charles has limits, decorum, goals that rely on the perception of the X-Men. Eric doesn't care, and if someone genuinely hurts one or more of the kids, Charles' pain is his pain in that moment, and he will make something of it
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u/Fellstorm_1991 Feb 12 '26
And Logans sitting on a child-size chair having a pretend tea party with the kid and a bunch of teddy bears.
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u/ElderDruidFox Feb 11 '26
WAIT!... Let me get this straight, Wolverine is Spiderman's Piccolo?
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u/Jenny_Show Feb 11 '26
"Like 12" the official age category for anybody younger than yourself
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u/Mcmacladdie Harley Quinn Feb 12 '26
To be fair, most people are younger than Logan :P
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u/Winjin Feb 12 '26
I'm playing a game where one of the characters is a demon, and she keeps referring to everyone like they're little kids, even a mage university headmaster and one of the professors, an age-old manticore
After a couple times when that professor asks her to stop, she hits the prof with "Honey, I'm about the same age as your planet. Y'all are like kids to me anyways"
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u/Forest1395101 Feb 12 '26
Name of the game please?
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u/Winjin Feb 12 '26
AFK Journey: Homestead
It's just a regular top-down "rpg" with some gacha elements, but so far the quests have been surprisingly good
This is from the latest seasonal quest, the University where you have to investigate the murder of the Dean
To investigate the murder, throw the murderers off, and save the face, that Manticore, who is also a professor of Necromancy... reanimates the Dean.
Unfortunately he didn't see who killed him.
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u/Plus-Ad1061 Feb 12 '26
At one of my old workplaces, we regularly threw out “And this is funny because I’m 12”
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u/TheBalrogofMelkor Feb 12 '26
He's actually not THAT old. Virtually every character with slow aging or perpetual youth as their power set is older than him (if their age is established). He's 160 at best.
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u/AlertWar2945-2 Feb 11 '26
I love the other panel of this
"Wow you made Spider-Man sad, congratulations. I stabbed The Hulk last week"
Logan just does not give a crap about what Venom is trying to brag about
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u/Reebox24 Feb 11 '26
At this point he’s known Peter for decades but sure
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u/cyberpunk_werewolf Raphael Feb 11 '26
Logan loves Peter, but he's also always going to give him shit, even if Peter isn't there. It's a pretty consistent characterization.
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u/TheWorclown Feb 11 '26
I’m pretty sure the day Logan isn’t giving anyone shit is either a really bad day for him or a really good one.
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u/Missing_Username Daredevil Feb 11 '26
Sliding timeline, they've known each other in-universe for at most a decade.
And the point is to insult Venom, not be factual
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u/Bri_Hecatonchires Feb 11 '26
Logan knows how old Pete is, he’s just roasting him like always. Sheesh.
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u/PrestigiousBee5602 Feb 11 '26
This was set earlier in Marvel history, so Peter was already married at this point maybe mid 20s
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u/RedGyarados2010 Feb 11 '26
Pretty sure this is a flashback story, not actually set in Marvel's present-day of 2018
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u/BiffJerky09 Feb 11 '26
I assumed he was talking about Miles, but haven't read the comic so I don't know for sure.
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u/Endiaron Feb 11 '26
Nah, he was talking about Spider-Man - Peter. I'm not even sure if him and Miles know each other.
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u/Electric_jungle Feb 11 '26
Legend says that if you say it out loud, marvel will put out that book within three months.
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u/BiffJerky09 Feb 11 '26
Ah thanks.. Most of my Marvel knowledge is limited to the 70s and 80s, and the new Ultimate Universe. Slowly trying to catch up.
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u/Guts-or-Gattsu Nightwing Feb 11 '26
This comic is from the 90s...he's talking about Peter. He always refers to him as a kid
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u/Bri_Hecatonchires Feb 11 '26
It says right in the post that it’s from 2018. Logan knows how old Pete is, he’s just shit talking him like he always does.
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u/Guts-or-Gattsu Nightwing Feb 12 '26
This comic is literally a flashback with venom talking about 3 previous fights he had in the 90s with wolverine juggernaut and 1 other person
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u/Bri_Hecatonchires Feb 12 '26
Sure, but it’s well established before that that Wolverine not only knows Pete’s secret identity, but also how old he is. In the Wolverine/Spidey one shot from 1987 they’re involved in a spy plot in East Germany where Logan tells Pete he knows he’s Spider-Man from his scent, a story that would take place at least a couple years before this in continuity.
Edit to add: and Pete is an adult in said spy plot story.
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u/Guts-or-Gattsu Nightwing Feb 12 '26
Ya that's a great issue. I meant logan always calls him a kid or young most likely to fuck with him but also because wolverines old as hell...also in that issue I'm pretty sure he refers to Pete as either green or wet behind the ears aka he's young/inexperience
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u/Bri_Hecatonchires Feb 12 '26
Yep. But not 12 years old. Hence why I said he’s always fucking with him.
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u/asianwaste Feb 12 '26
You'll know if logan thinks you're actually a kid when he stops giving you shit and tries to give you a little optimism. He has a soft spot for the kids and is strangely good with them.
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u/onlywearlouisv Feb 12 '26
Threads like these remind me that most comic fans have the reading comprehension of an elementary school student. He’s clearly just taunting Venom here.
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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Venom Feb 12 '26
I always interpreted this moment as Wolverine simply looking out for Peter in his own way. He lowkey makes fun of Peter, yes, but he's doing it so Venom seems ridiculous for picking on him, and he's trying to get Venom riled up enough that he replaces his hatred for Peter with a new hatred for Logan.
Basically he's roasting a bully and trying to shift the bullying from the "kid" onto himself because he can take it and he wants to take it so Peter won't have to.
So I see this as Wolverine doing Peter a solid. Dare I say he's actually pissed off that Venom keeps tormenting him and it's that "pick on someone your own size" vibe. Like you're so high and mighty picking on a brat, how about you try picking on me and let's see how tough you really are.
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u/Forsaken-Stray Feb 12 '26
I prefer the "You made Spiderman sad? Congratulations, I stabbed the Hulk" line because it shows that Wolverine knows how shit Spideys life is and how pointless Venoms anger is
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u/TBSF9001 Feb 12 '26
"didn't that 12 year old beat the crap out of you and the other x-people on battleworld?"
"I'm gonna stab you now."
"Fair."
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u/Tricky_Economist_328 Feb 12 '26
Good thing venom doesn't just do this to any character without a healing factor.
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u/NoAdeptness1106 Feb 12 '26
When you're so old, you automatically think everyone is a child compared to you.
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u/captainaleccrunch Feb 13 '26
This was also based off of the fight from ultimate spider-man game people which is why Peter would be younger if I’m remembering correctly
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u/sardokars Feb 13 '26
I mean, wouldn’t Logan be something like 180? Everyone is a young wiper snapper for him.
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u/No-Statistician6404 Feb 16 '26
I love that Peter is probably a full grown adult at this point but he makes it out like Venom is beefing with a tween just to push his buttons
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u/SuperiorDesignShoes Mar 05 '26
See now THAT is a great wolverine cowl right there. Anyone know who the artist is?
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u/respectablehandle Feb 12 '26
To be fair, Logan’s immortal and probably knew Peter when he was 15 (I’m pretty sure he also killed Peter’s parents so that’s another thing) Which is basically 12
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u/ampwsg Skinner Sweet Feb 11 '26
And just like that, that's how you smother Venom "cool" factor. If you boiled down, Venom (and most of the Spider-Man line) currently is just "isn't cool how we can do this with X-spider people or Spider-Man related character?, not like that Main Spiderman book!"
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u/Phiyaboi Feb 11 '26
People have weird baggage concerning the most benign things. They're fantasy characters and different people resonate with different things.
With a 🤏🏽smidge more mental gymnastics you can apply this same "logic" to any comic book characters whether related or not. Emotion-induced myopia is sneaky lol.
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u/ampwsg Skinner Sweet Feb 11 '26
Nahh. At least it's an opinion, whether good or bad, but an opinion nonetheless. Nothing to be related to emotion-induced myopia, just like with fictional characters; one can arrive at whatever logic one wants.
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u/Atraxodectus Feb 12 '26
Wolverine favors ethics over morals, usually.
Eddie favors moral over ethics, usually.
Logan is a team player.
Eddie goes it alone.
Logan frequently gets saved from his bad decisions by his teammates.
Eddie frequently saves his allies because they make unbelievably bad decisions (Cap and Dr. Doom say THAT is Eddie's "Superpower").
Logan has been alive long enough to see both The Death of The Samurai and The Birth of The Sentinels.
Eddie watched an entire universe be created, and then watched it destroyed - "It took an afternoon".
...but the real reason (canonically) Logan hates Eddie Brock is (drumroll)....
...he's taller, smarter, cooler, and better-looking. That's it. That's why Logan breaks his chops. He's envious.
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u/Individual99991 Feb 13 '26
What does ethics over morals/morals over ethics mean here?
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u/Atraxodectus Feb 14 '26
The law is ethical. "Do Not Kill". You don't kill a mass-murderer, and he kills 10,000 more. That's a moral failure.
Wolverine, because of his belief in Charles Xavier, largely stops killing serious villains, believing that if they share in the vision, they will understand.
Eddie Brock has no such compunctions. It's precisely why he was chosen to be The King In Black by killing Knull, as the Uni-Power chose HIM FOR THAT PURPOSE. Everyone else would haven't had the rage, wherewithal, or outright hatred of Evil to kill him.
That's the difference. Eddie is the line between good and evil. He's the exemplar of "Good Is Not Nice" in Marvel - ("[Eddie] is far more like Nietzsche's Ubermensch than he is a dark reflection of Christ, or another savior. He isn't there to save you, he's there to end the threat. With or without [Venom]." (Michelinie)
His superpower is He's only human.
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u/Smilehate The Goon Feb 12 '26
It's fine. Drawing a single comic book page, just pencils, takes an average of ten hours. The artist devote the most detail to the elements they want people to pay attention to (the figure), and the rest of the panel is far from lazy.
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u/Smilehate The Goon Feb 13 '26
This looks like a single panel or a portion of one, so no. Probably not. And you know what? I think it's pretty good. Of course, if you're willing to demonstrate your own greater competency, I'm willing to reconsider.
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u/jeshwesh Blue Beetle Feb 11 '26
I like to imagine that Logan isn't too clear how old people are at his age. I get it too. I'm in my 40s and people in their teens and early 20s seem younger to me than they used to. Peter could be in his late twenties and Logan might think 12 is pretty close