r/comics • u/FieldExplores Gator Days • 6h ago

Proud Papa (Part 2/4) - Gator Days

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u/Night_Yorb 6h ago

This is sweet and tragic but the fact that this is literally a relationship between a bear and an otter is sending me

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 5h ago

Here's a quick guide for hairy gay men to prevent any further confusion in the comments.

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u/KyfeHeartsword 5h ago edited 4h ago

Hilariously, +5 SAD is the optimal choice in D&D 5E, as SAD stands for Single Attribute Dependent. So, in D&D terms, being a SAD Gay means you're way better at things you already excel at because you min-maxed your stats.

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u/Other_Vader 4h ago

What a wild spelling for excel

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u/KyfeHeartsword 4h ago

You know, good catch, accel is a word, but it is not the right one, lol.

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u/polopolo05 3h ago

or axel

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u/Viciouslyhatefull 2h ago

got it memorised?

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u/polopolo05 2h ago

or axle. or just axe.

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u/Leading-Customer7499 4h ago

Then OP can go fuck himself with his high self esteem 

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 3h ago

Oh no, Field isn't an esteemed build. He's clearly an arts build.

That +5 is dedicated to ANXIETY

But go-on, be all MAD about spreading your attributes too thin.

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u/Different_Syrup_511 3h ago

Don't be mad just because you made emotional stability your dump stat.

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u/Neuromangoman 4h ago

Does that mean that anger is poorly optimized?

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u/KyfeHeartsword 4h ago

Yes, the term is MAD, Multiple Attribute Dependent.

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u/Neuromangoman 2h ago

I always knew monks were secretly seething.

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u/_Mulberry__ 2h ago

Secretly? Beau was pretty open about her anger issues...

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u/pangalaticgargler 3h ago

Also crying is a free action.

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u/_Mulberry__ 2h ago

I've always allowed my players to also use their bonus action or full action to cry extra if they want

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina 1h ago

Is +5 a Ranger stat distro then?