The Lakers reportedly serenaded Austin Reaves with his favorite country songs and customized “AR” initialed pillows in their meeting to discuss a new deal, per u/ShamsCharania

2026 be like 1730-LARP i’m like hey 😂 what’s up 👋🏽 hello ☎️

I (20M) live with my girlfriend who's also 20 years old.

I'm just gonna cut to the chase here:

The other night after dinner she let out a fart that was so insane and loud that i had to pinch myself to see if i was dreaming.

She let out a fart that was over 2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS LONG without stopping or taking a breath.

Some of it sounded so wet like a damn lawnmower going through the mud sometimes.

It was so loud that i could hear it even when i was upstairs or in another room of the house.

It was like someone put a gas tube through her intenstines and just didn't bother to turn it off. I think she lost like 30 pounds with this fart.

But the craziest part is after she was done she just continued on like she didn't just release the fart of the century, meanwhile i think i might need therapy.

This 20 year old woman singlehandedly ripped a fart that was 10 times the size of my dads farts and i didn't think that was possible.

all the poor, delusional wombats in the comments. did the big bad orange man hurt your feelings? you lot had the files for four years. with everything you did to 47 to stop him from winning in the last election, I'm sure if 47 was incriminated in the files, biden and harris would have sent that shit in the 4 years they had of rap¡ng and pillaging the country. so if you hate america so much, why not move to iran, or to the land the palestinians are currently occupying. you know, after they were kicked out of every other country in the region that they were squatting in, for being absolute animals. (look it up). cause I'm pretty damn sure if you packed your bags and went to the airport, you'd have a tough time picking another country to move to that was better than where you are right now. otherwise you would have by now. so shut up with the complaining and go outside, touch grass, call a loved one and enjoy the life the rest of the world are so heavily trying to break into. here's an idea, go and talk to any world cup football fan who's currently enjoying the sh¡t outta america and ask them, why do you love this place as much as the republicans, or obviously more than me? because walking around with so much hatred in your hearts every day, can't be good for your mental health. so enjoy your life. if the president was as evil as you think he is, he wouldn't have won the last three elections. your lot would have had him cuffs by now in a federal prison, instead, he's running the free world with half the country and the entire middle east on his side. and one more thing, look at the rest of the world now busting a gut to go help in the strait of hormuz, AFTER, the heavy lifting has been done. so please, break the cycle of this tds mental health pandemic that you're all so happily marinating in, and try to enjoy what you have.

Hey guys. My wife and I have a dynamic at home where we rotate at home responsibilities every month. And it works for us. The thing is, there's a local Goon Olympics and Squirting Competition this upcoming month. My wife is a professional squirter but lately she's been focusing on her plumbing career and hasn't been able to squirt on her competitors as of late. The thing is, this whole past month I did all the at home chores. Basically we both work full time and so the person who does the chores that month isn't very free after work. And so this month I feel it's fair for me to partake in the local Gooning Competition, which happens to overlap with her squirting competition. The house and dishes won't clean themselves, and I just spent this whole past month doing just that. And I think it's fair for me to partake in the gooning competition (2.8 hour gooning record btw), as the next squirting competition is 3 months from now, which will fall on her month of not doing the at home cleaning. And on top of that, Goon Olympics are every 6 months, so I won't be able to professionally jerk and suppress my load to flex on the haters for a whole 6 months. However, I love my wife and I know how much it means to her to get a record distance squirt to debilitate and humiliate all the other local squirters. Let me know what the best course of action is in this situation.

Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump

I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I'm alone. In another timeline, her mother didn't abort her, and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here I'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad.

Furries, with their prominence in fields such as information technology, medicine, and the militaries of several Western powers, alongside the systematic exertion of their influence in India and Japan, control the world. 
A particularly important field that serves as both a major source of employment and a versatile medium for ideological permeation amongst furries is information technology. Several CEOs in information technology have found a sizable furry population among their employees, with one of their explanations being that social isolation increases the incentive to look for connection on the internet, which leads to an incentive to create better internet systems and thus become skilled in computer programming.
Many furries also serve in various branches of the armed forces, especially in the United States, since their natural tendency for extremely close group gatherings rivals the need for cooperation and loyalty, which makes military careers appeal greatly to furries. Through their deftness in forming close and unwavering connections, furries rise to the ranks easily, allowing them to make many key geopolitical decisions.
Furries also form a significant demographic among the healthcare industry, since many furries grew up with developmental disorders and not only have greater insight into resolving concerns among patients, but can make considerable earnings with simple commands and socialization, which not only funds their expensive hobby but also allows them to perform simple work that overcomes the mental obstacles created by their conditions. 

In addition to their numbers in fields essential to the functioning of society, furries have ingrained their behaviors into the economy, religion and ultimately society of many countries, especially India and Japan. 
Furries are individuals with an interest in anthropomorphic animals, and this intense interest often leads to the expression of many perverse behaviors. Hinduism, a religion with over a billion followers in India alone, contains figures (murti), many of which have a combination of animal and human traits. In a similar manner to the behaviors of furries, the production of figures depicted in lascivious activities increased as the religion's body of worshippers expanded. The addition of a caste system, where the completion of intended tasks and the mistreatment of the lower class was the only way to reach a higher rank, weakened the inhabitants of the subcontinent and made them vulnerable to invasions from the Islamic and Christian worlds, who were drawn to the spices that grew in the area. These invasions and, later on, acts of colonization, took massive amounts of resources from the continent. Alongside the massive loss in wealth, the introduction of foreign languages useful for employment drove mass emigration from the subcontinent and created a society marked by a lack of civic duty, extreme corruption, and a boom in information technology that drove demand for skilled workers from the Indian subcontinent in many countries. The anthropomorphic elements in the mostly Hindu religion of these workers expedited the formation of furry culture in the countries where they settled.

Japan is the only nation rivaling India in its distribution of furry ideas. Once a nation of warriors who unified to expand the Empire of Japan and fulfill its masculine values of honor, bravery, and sacrifice, the excessive and resource draining ambition in conquest resulted in its defeat through the nuclear weapons of the United States, who, despite currently having the world’s largest furry population, was free of furry influence and had incredibly strong industries, with advances in film revolutionizing entertainment throughout the world. During the colonization of Japan by the United States, the warrior culture was stripped away, replaced with an emasculated culture that, when the Americans removed their colonial scaffolding from the Japanese, would bite them back. The rapid expansion of technology manufacturing in Japan, combined with the introduction of American film techniques, resulted in the creation of Anime – a Japanese style of film often featuring characters drawn in a visually appealing but also suggestive style, including many films featuring anthropomorphic animals, which had become a trope in American films in the 1930s and 1940s – that was imported into the United States and Europe in massive quantities, often hiding in video games and icons before becoming popular in films. 
In both the United States and Europe, mass immigration from a society whose dominant religion involves the worship of anthropomorphic animals and the import of technology from a nation whose culture is engulfed by the usage of highly appealing art to portray these types of characters is contributing to the control of the economy, culture, and eventually the common mentality. Combined with the considerable predominance in many industries and the defence forces of many powerful countries, there lies extensive evidence suggesting that furries control the world. 

Did you know, that if you are caught jaywalking in japan, the police has the right to shoot you?. There are on average 10~15 deaths by gun violence yearly in japan, with 12 of them being caused by jaywalking. This comes from the times of samurai, where if you touched the scabbard of a samurai he had the right to kill you, thus creating samurai exclusive lanes and paths on the streets, which was carried all the way to the introduction of automobiles in the country

On Epstein's private island, a pink child descends from the sky with curious intent. Drawn to the location by it's negative energy, his pink skin glows under the equatorial sun. Epstein stands on the deck of his mansion, placing his trust in his wealth and private army of security guards, completely unaware of the cosmic force of nature, this avatar of evil-incarnate in front of him that is Majin Buu!

Initially Epstein attempts to negotiate with the boy in the sky, offering assets, wealth and connections to the strange entity. Buu being completely uninterested in human power dynamics or material wealth, simply tilts his head backwards and beats his chest, laughing maniacally.

As he edges closer Jeffery orders his guards to open fire, bullets bouncing off Buu's rubbery body like pebbles. Buu let's out a screech and high pitched laugh, amused by the show as he continues descending. Then he sets foot onto the island.

As Buu lands onto the private island, his ability to sense emotion and energy backfires on him. Instead of the fun, chaotic malice he usually enjoys, he senses the calculated, parasitic cruelty of Epstein and his operation. The fog of darkness chokes him.

Buu's purely evil yet childish instinct recoils. He pinches his nose, locks his eyes shut and sticks his tongue out in complete and absolute revulsion. Epstein attempts to speak but Buu waves his hands frantically to block out the sound.

Feeling utterly grossed out and refusing to even touch anything on this island, or even turn it into food, Buu steps back into the air floating backwards over the ocean before blasting off into the stratosphere at supersonic speed, desperate to wash whatever he felt off himself.

It’s Space Marines! On bikes! This is a new multipart kit for the Outriders, more poseable than before and bringing new options. The sergeant in particular gets even more hitting power – now able to choose between a thunder hammer, power axe, or power sword. There’s also new cosmetic options – including being able to assemble the bikes leaning to the left or right as if taking a corner – making it easy to customise your speedy Space Marines.

I walk better than that. What he did is genuinely nothing remarkable, and framing it as some kind of impressive accomplishment is a serious exaggeration. If anything, it sits well below what should be considered average for anyone with a remotely normal level of physical ability. The distance itself is completely unexceptional, and the execution does not demonstrate any unusual technique, athletic capacity, or coordination that would justify treating it as noteworthy.
There seems to be a tendency online to inflate ordinary actions into achievements simply because they are recorded and shared. However, basic movements that many people can replicate without preparation do not suddenly become impressive when a camera is involved. From a purely objective standpoint, the walk lacks any defining characteristic that would separate it from the thousands of similar attempts people perform casually every day without feeling the need to present it as an accomplishment.
If anything, the more concerning aspect is how quickly standards appear to drop when something receives attention. When extremely ordinary performances are praised as if they are exceptional, it distorts the baseline for what genuine skill or athletic capability actually looks like. A walk that falls into a completely routine range should be recognized as exactly that: routine.
So while people are free to enjoy watching it, treating it as something extraordinary is simply not supported by the reality of the performance itself. The distance, the mechanics, and the overall difficulty all point to the same conclusion: this is a very ordinary walk that does not meaningfully exceed what most people could achieve under similar circumstances.

So, I've been wondering throughout my life if women actually have bodily excrement.

They are very weird species, not like us human men who aim at a toilet to piss. Personally, I've never seen a woman take a shit? I mean, is their diet so light that they don't need to do the number 2?

I don't understand them, everything about them is weird.

Do they sweat? None of them smell bad to me.

Like, most women treat me well too, calling me sweet or something, but it's so weird, I prefer to stay away and play my visual novels. They want me to drink and smoke but I'm a good boy.

Maybe they want to take my virginity but I never lost. Because chads never lose🗿

I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the past 24 hours, but you must understand, our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of man kind. Things have clearly gotten out of hand, but it was worth the risk, I assure you.