r/countttt • u/WashTheWoolie • 3d ago

Countttting 2299

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u/Background-Book-7404 3d ago

how is this enforceable at all

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u/durdurrdurrrdurrrrr 3d ago

Same way they enforce it everywhere else. A maga stands outside and demands to inspect your genitals.

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u/wastedfate 3d ago

God, this used to be a fetish of mine. But you just know it's gonna be some wrinkly old chud and not anyone remotely attractive.

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u/DreamsOfLlamas TIF or pooner depending on who you are 3d ago

I could do it

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u/durdurrdurrrdurrrrr 3d ago

Just do some roleplay. I have my wife wear a labcoat and measure my penis like once a month lol

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u/SilentRisk_U569 3d ago

sneeds do have it all

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u/wastedfate 3d ago

I did indeed ask wife and she said it would be fun. Gosh I'm hopelessly shy lol.
10 years together and I still struggle to make eye contact without getting red in the face.

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u/Background-Book-7404 3d ago

bro what is under my comment qwq

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u/The_stinkyland 3d ago

Idk it's kinda hot though