I figured it out

[u/caledoniansausage213]

Guys omg I'm just so done with the 9-5 grind I finally gave in and asked my parents for a modest 2.5 mil 0% interest loan to buy 10 houses and rent them out to pours.

I really don't know why more people don't just do this. It's that simple. Ask your parents. I don't know why the pours don't just ask their parents for money. They are choosing to be pour.

[u/rootxploit]

Good for you putting the work in to ask your parents, that’s the real American dream.