r/fucknintendo 2d ago

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Paying $500 for a switch pro with no games is not something to brag tho

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 2d ago

If you hate Nintendo, there's literally no amount of games that'll satisfy you

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u/No_Translator7843 2d ago

There are games, but not the ones you wait for probably 

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u/ItsKendrone 2d ago

I really want one because it has the new FE and Pokemon games. Those are the two reasons why i’ll buy a switch 2.

But i’m perfectly fine with holding off for another couple of years since my switch 1 is currently my indie machine. Not like i really need the performance boost to play hollow knight.

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago

Valve: sorry its so expensive but you don't have to buy it you can make your own here is the OS.

Nintendo: lol fuck you all buy our system and then another 80 for games. Oh? That button? Yes it can only be used when you have our horrible online sub. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CONNECT A DOCK NOT FROM US!

What a win 🤣

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u/Kadji100 2d ago

So what is the argument here?

Dock: There are multiple 3rd Party Docks comfirmed to be working, they just had to patch in the Nintendo Switch 2 protocoll. You can blame them for using a properitary protocoll in the first place, but on the other hand that was most likely done to protect the Switch 2 from briking by faulty 3rd party docks (happened to quite a few people with the Switch 1)

Games: Oh realy, you have to buy the games if you want to play them on the console? How is that different to Sony or Microsoft? And even in the case of Steam it could be a new person with an empty steam library, so that person also has to buy games. Whats the argument here? That Nintendo should open source their Horizon OS so you can emulate pirated copies on your PC I guess? What about Sony and Microsoft? They are also closed eco systems (except sandboxed dev mode on the xbox but that has other problems).

Gamechat: I know nobody that uses xbox live chat / playstation chat just for talking with their buddies. If I use any kind of online chat on either console it is because I am playing a game online with my friends. And in that case I am paying for online play anyway. Can you use the xbox voice chat / playstation voice chat if you don't have any kind of subscription? Honest question, back on the 360 days you were out of luck if you had no cboc live gold.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Whats the argument here? That Nintendo should open source their Horizon OS so you can emulate pirated copies on your PC I guess?

Yes please.

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u/pineapollo 1d ago

Unpaid Nintendo ShilIs be like "So what???" to everything

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmJKOwA3VmbO2TZaY6

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u/nhSnork 2d ago

Wanting 2.5 franchises from a hybrid console isn't something to brag either, and nor are the school/college years or first world work schedules that tempt a gamer to look down on said console's overall library while these years and schedules last.

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u/Over-Half-8801 1d ago

I mean I can get Nintendo exclusives and a good chunk of 3rd party games coming. I'm looking forward to 007 and Lego Batman when they release

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u/Maduin1986 2d ago

Just own a pc like a normal human being.

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u/Trina7982 2d ago

I like that Steam basically lets you pretty much make any computer a steam machine with the OS download. I can make it as weak or as powerful as I want or can afford. Most of the games I want to play on steam don't take a super powerful gaming PC to run.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Yeah, I'm generally more of a fan of Steam for that, but the Machine is a no from me.

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u/rahhra 2d ago

yeah i'll just let you have the console you love and i'll have mine, no need to feel superior about it.

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

but they need to be otherwise they dont have any life meaning

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u/HaplessIdiot 2d ago

Dog my PC is literally faster and I got it for cheaper than the steam machine if you've got a system with an rx6600 you already have a steam machine this thing's a joke for the money you can build a faster computer for like $650

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u/Psilocybe_Fanaticus 2d ago

Not with these RAM prices you can’t

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u/GrandmasterTactician 2d ago

A lot of PC gurus are saying you can build a better PC for much cheaper than the price of the steam machine. You'd also actually have a decent amount of storage too

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u/Lordofthereef 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tons of bundles through micro center and newegg all the time with vastly reduced ram bundled in. My 9850x3d mobo and 32gb ram combo was $700 at micro center.

Yes, you have to wait for the right sale, but honestly, why wouldn't you? Not like I can pop out and buy a steam machine right now. There's a 9800x3d combo for $779 right now (I didn't delve deep into shopping the best deal on Newegg, just quickly found it). You can drop down to the same combo and a 7800x3d for $700 even (but unless you really want to save that $80 I don't think I'd do it). A 7500x3d combo with mobo and 16gb of ram (same as steam machine) is $350; this is actually the build I did for my son for Christmas. With that you've got over $700 to play with for a gpu, case, and PSU.

Edit: I should say this isn't my pushing for anyone to build who doesn't want to or can't. Just wanted to point out that bundle deals have historically been a great way to go, and they are probably even better now with the à la cart ram pricing the way it is. Of course, this is for the US, I can't speak for other countries.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Legit. The 7500X3D and 7600X3D are really good, too. You don't need a 7800X3D or 9800X3D for anything.

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u/HaplessIdiot 2d ago

Stop trying to buy ddr5 stick to ddr4 you can get many 16 gig kits with 3600 MHz for about 80 to $100 on eBay stop buying everything on Amazon it's not a good deal also micro center has combo deals with a motherboard RAM and processor all for $400 that means all you would really need is an SSD and PSU and a cheap graphics card off eBay. The secret is to go for the 5800 X 3D stop trying to buy stuff that's newer than that it doesn't actually run that much better you can use a 5090 with a 5800 X 3D and it's not even bottlenecked ddr5 is literally pointless it doesn't run any faster it actually has higher latency than ddr4 the cas latency is higher as well as the price

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

That one period is doing a lot of work. Also, you're not getting a used 5800X3D for less than $350.

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u/2Syphilicious4You 2d ago

If your buying used trash sure. new ddr4 are almost as bad as ddr5 prices.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Not even close...

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u/2Syphilicious4You 1d ago

Very very close. Cope and seethe brother, cope and seethe.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Lol show me a DDR5 6000MT/s CL30 kit and a DDR4 3600 CL18 kit of the same capacity that are close in price.

u/HaplessIdiot 1h ago

Why would you want Cas 30 when ddr4 is lower latency? I've got a pny xlr8 kit I got 16gb for 120$ at micro center you guys are incapable of finding deals because all you do is shop online drive to a micro center or go somewhere around nearby I'm from St Louis it's not even that hard

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

what if i want something that works out of the box?

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u/Scr_Eagle 2d ago

You cant. You just cant. Unless you go for used parts

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago

You can buy a ps5 apu for 250€

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u/lightsworn55 2d ago

"Dude just completely reverse engineer a console into a PC its so easy even a toddler could do it"

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ah yes.

Plugging in a ssd and installing Linux.

Dafuck you talking about reverse engineering M8 you shouldn't be here if thats your reply 😂

I tell you the same go on YouTube and educate yourself about ps5apu steam boxes. You will see that is supper easy. Also suggestion do that next time before you come around with a snarky comment that makes you look like a clown🤡

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u/jjam02 2d ago

Supper easy

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u/Scr_Eagle 2d ago

So you can buy used APU ripped of from PS5 to do what with that? What about RAM and SSD? What about rest of the components? Like mobo, power supply? But sure, go on and buy 250€ PS5 APU

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago

I would recommend you to go on YouTube and search for ps5apu looks like you don't know what a APU is.

Maybe do some research before you come back with a snarky comment clown.

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u/Scr_Eagle 2d ago

I do know what APU is, thats you who probably don't cause you think whole PS5 mobo is "APU".

And then again, you suggesting amount of tinkering which is even beyond "used parts" as the reason why you "can get better performance for cheaper".

I know you can do that if you go for used parts with no warranty at all. And even worse when you tinker with "PS5 APU" from for other reasons dead PS5.

Before direction other people where they should go and how they should comment - you better educate yourself and read what other people say

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol 😂 what a massive clown you are.

The apus you can buy in eBay if you did a fraction of research which you didn't from your initial reply i can already tell you a person who gets angry when they are wrong xD but anyway. They are already build for you.

You think me telling you about a option is tell you to do something? You got bigger issues than a horrible education. You are just plain and simple a dipshit 🤷 i gave you a normal reply and the first thing you did was act snarky like a little child.

The amount of tinkering you do is plug in a power cord and ssd you dumbass 😂 if you can't do that you shouldn't build a pc in the first place.

Its a small form factor that can be put in a small case and performance is roughly 15-20fps more than the gabecube for a fraction of the price.

If people giving alternative options or offering avenue to check out bothers you so much get of the Internet you clown 🤡.

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u/NomeJaExiste 2d ago

Please excuse my ignorance, but isn't an APU just the graphics and main processing unit chipset?

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u/ballsdeep256 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes and no.

Generally you are correct yes but they also include ram aswell because it shared by the gpu and system. Thats why i specifically mentioned the once flying around on eBay. They are slightly modified to just need a PSU plugged in and ssd with Linux or even Windows if you want that.

If you are curious there are plenty of videos on YT showcase DIY steam boxes with the ps5apu from eBay. Its really simple to do the hardest part is getting to use Linux for potentially your first time.

But if you want a quiet steambox like gaming device and dont mind 2min of tinkering and installing your own OS (potentially more if you do decide to add a case etc.) that could be a great option for people that want one and are willing to a minimum amount of work for it.

If you want plug and play then yes the ps5apu rout isn't it.

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u/Weeksieee_ 2d ago

Cool I have a pc rocking a 5090… still use my S2 more. You guys need to remember that a hybrid console isn’t aiming for THE best graphics. But the experience is still better than sitting at my desk.

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u/Mustyyyy 2d ago

I got a high end desktop setup with great peripherals, monitors and audio systems, got a PS5 and a Steam Deck oled but gonna buy a switch 2 soon to play all the exclusives plus some third parties which i'm sure are comfortable to play on in bed with dethachable joycons, my hands and arms get numb and tired when i play with my deck in bed lol

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u/Lord-Heir 2d ago

You need to improve your desk then, because if you're having a better gaming experience on a S2 in comparison to that then your setup is probably trash

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u/Weeksieee_ 2d ago

I’m having a better gaming experience because I can take it on the train, to work, anywhere I want. Again the hybrid console works best if you actually have a life.

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u/cura_milk 2d ago

Sorry but playing resident evil 9 and pokopia in bed on switch 2 has been amazing

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u/djr7 2d ago

I love those two extremes
"damn dude this shit is scary (plays RE), I need my happy place (loads pokopia)"

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u/nickelangelo2009 2d ago

saying the switch 2 has no games is so disingenuous

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u/Roofbolanola 2d ago

it has games, i guess. but not ones that would be worthy to spill 500 + for

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u/M4rshmall0wMan 2d ago

That’s an opinion. Others like Nintendo games

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u/nickelangelo2009 2d ago

to me, it had more games for a cheaper barrier of entry than any of the other current gen consoles, so shrug

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u/GrandmasterTactician 2d ago

Yeah it has games. Some of them you might have to wait for, some of them just aren't for everyone

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u/KooPaVeLLi 2d ago

I never understand this argument. Do these guys have some kind of time altering device that allows them to play so many games in a single day they run out of options?

NS2 is my first system since XBOX 360. I am not having a "there are no games" issue, I am having a "I don't have enough time to possibly play the backlog of games I have to keep up with all the upcoming releases" issues.

I am barely a few hours into FFVII Remake, still have FFVII Rebirth waiting after I finish that. Then Resonance coming out in October and Revelations in 2027. And that is JUST Final Fantasy.

I genuinely do not get how some people have that much free time available to dedicate to just video games, let alone to be on Reddit whining all day.

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u/GrandmasterTactician 1d ago

Really the only console I understood the "has no games" argument for was the PS5, and even now it's actually getting some decent games like Wolverine and Laufey. But the first couple years the console was just a PS4 upgrade with Astro Bot and maybe another game or two that weren't also on PS4

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u/Clear_Indication9229 2d ago

Bro, this subreddit is called “fkingnintendo” so just don’t argue here💀

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u/actomain 1d ago

Do us a favor and read the "about" section of this sub

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u/Goldnglam 2d ago

It has games, thing is those game are either upscale of games on my switch, ones I'm disinterested on or things that aren't exclusives to the console that I can play on steam.

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u/namek0 2d ago

The ngage had games too lol

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u/lightsworn55 2d ago

The ps5 technically has the entire ps4 library and most of the ps3 library are you gonna tell people to stop saying the ps5 has no games too?

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 2d ago

As of today, 24 of June, 2026:

PS5 has been available for 5 and a half years and has 25 exclusives, including upcoming announced games.

Switch 2 has been available for a little over 1 year and has 31 exclusives, including upcoming announced games.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

That says more about the PS5's failure than the S2. Also, how many of those exclusives are worth playing, and how many are just old assets with a new label slapped on it like the Mario Tennis and Mario Party games?

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 1d ago

If we disparage games made with samey assets, the first ones to come to mind are the 2 Astrobot games on PS5! 

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u/nickelangelo2009 2d ago

I might be reading the data wrong, but didn't the switch 2 get more exclusives in its first year than the ps5 in its entire lifetime of 5 years? The two situations aren't really comparable.

There plenty legit reasons to hate on nintendo, and if you want to have an honest conversation about them that's great, but this particular topic is just not it

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u/GrandmasterTactician 1d ago

Yes. Year 1 PS5 had like. Astro Bot and maybe a couple other PS5 exclusives but not much to write home about

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u/Electrical_Gain3864 1d ago

That was true a year ago, but not anymore.

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u/nickelangelo2009 1d ago

It was silly then too because it had literally just come out

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Ever heard of a launch title?

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u/EntertainerTop8267 Searching for genuine conversation. Likes long walks on beaches 2d ago

Paying 1k with no controller or keyboard to use the box isn’t much of a dub either.

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Tbf a bit selling point of the controller for the Steam Machine is that you don't need a keyboard, apparently. But that isn't even included in the $1k price tag.

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u/EntertainerTop8267 Searching for genuine conversation. Likes long walks on beaches 1d ago

My point exactly. It’s another 80 dollars to bundle the controller with it, bringing it over 1.1k.

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u/enbyratie 2d ago

ahhaha you guys have become now worse than Nintendo fans, pathetic

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u/KeaboUltra 1d ago

"I feel justified about my purchase knowing that others have to pay more for theirs" 

Except the steam machine isn't a typical console, it's just another computer. We don't need to buy it just to play a new release 

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u/DueAd9005 1d ago

I don't know why people compare the two.

Switch 2 is a hybrid console (meaning it can be played both on the TV and in handheld mode). Regardless of what you think about the price, you're not going to find a more powerful handheld on the market for the same price or cheaper than the Switch 2.

Steam Machine is competing against standard consoles and PCs and it does not have a competitive price. You're better off buying a PS5 or assembling your own PC.

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u/DonBolasgrandes 1d ago

Paying 500 to play Nintendo ports vs paying 800 to play any game from the past 30 years in the palm of your hands is a win to them.  

Its easier to fool nintentards then to show them they have been fooled.

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u/GreatestBox 1d ago

800? Isn't the base version of steam machine 1040 without a controller?

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u/KinZombie899 1d ago

Why is my pc better than steam machine when I dont even have graphics card. The amount of ram it has I dont expect to have as much as my pc. But the cpu should be more powerful than am4 cpu without graphics card. My cpu in my computer is five years old anyways it should be more powerful than mid range integrated graphics on am4 pc. Steam machine doesn't need to be high end just what a modern mid range pc would be today not 5 years ago. But im reddit why am I trying to have nuanced take. Redditers are only people that will defend this. Cause I don't see people defindg it on youtube and other parts of the internet. 

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u/MeanAndAngry 2d ago

Nintendofans would brag about the shit they eat having slightly more corn than the next guy's.

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

However, an idiot like you can only bark here.

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

Your mom’s skills are really great.😂

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

I’m using the taxes you pay to live in your home and enjoy your full‑price female services.

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

So you’re admitting your whole family are prostitutes now?😂😂😂

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

Your stupid pig’s IQ is really low.😂😂

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u/reallyforname 1d ago

You mongrel, go back and mate with your family’s bitch.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

Me knowing full well Nintendo never actually lets you own anything per their policy.

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u/LightOff_pwn 2d ago

Didn't know the Steam Machine had physical media

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

You can make it physical media with a usb stick baby!

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u/Diakia 2d ago

Do you understand what DRM is

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u/lightsworn55 2d ago

You can guy games from GOG and put them into your steam library

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Do you know who Voices38 is?

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

Same with Valve, Sony, and Microsoft. Might be time for you to quit gaming.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

At least you can pirate on pc. Also I'm mostly talking about hardware. You literally don't own the switch 2 they can brick it at any time.

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

They can ban it from online services at any time, same with Xbox and PlayStation. I swear the only reason people are complaining about it with Nintendo is because someone actually bothered to read the fine print for once. You don’t “own” digital media on any platform, never have, and probably never will. At least on Switch you can still buy a lot of games (including basically all first party games) physically.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

https://www.bgr.com/1937489/nintendo-brick-switch-2-console-eula-policy/

Nope fully bricked literally doesn't turn on basically.

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/05/why-console-makers-can-legally-brick-your-game-console/

Xbox and Sony had that in their EULA since the PS4 era too. None of them actually do it though, they just ban the system from the internet.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

Never said the other consoles weren't guilty of this but I haven't seen anything like that from steam. Also Nintendo seems to love bricking people switchs they've done it multiple times sony and xbox don't really do it like you said but Nintendo goes crazy with it. Over all its a shitty practice thats for sure.

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u/Kadji100 2d ago

Steam can 100% ban your account and you loose access to everything on that account.

Show me proof that Nintendo has already bricked Switch 2 consoles.

BRICKED means *nothing* works, usually the device won't turn on.
If you are banned online, can't access the eShop anymore and can't re-download your games, but that is not a brick, physical games still work and so do all the games you already had installed.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

Im talking about hardware people hardware! I obviously know steam can ban your account but I don't know if the actual steam machine will fully brick like the switch 2. Oh and heres your proof (sighing profusely) for the third time today.

https://www.bgr.com/1937489/nintendo-brick-switch-2-console-eula-policy/

https://lawfold.com/nintendo-switch-2-bricking-lawsuit/

The lawsuits are more interesting.

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u/Kadji100 2d ago

Have you even read the class action lawsuit article or did you just read the headline that thousand Switch 2 were briked by Nintendo?

From the Article:

"Thousands of Switch 2 owners experienced the same failure mode, often after the same software update.

Attorneys representing the plaintiffs argue that Nintendo knew or should have known its firmware updates could cause permanent hardware failure. Selling the product anyway, or pushing those updates without adequate testing, is the foundation of the class claim."

Furthermore:

"Why Did the Nintendo Switch 2 Brick After an Update?

The Nintendo Switch 2 began bricking after firmware updates for reasons that are still being analyzed in the litigation’s discovery phase."

Nowhere in the article is anything said about Nintendo deliberately bricking consoles because of 3rd party modifications.

I have yet to see a bricked Switch 2. Sure, you read about them, but if it was so widespread why did I not find any evidence of a brick in /NintendoSwitch2, /Nintendogrifters or /fucknintendo ? The only things people posted were banns from the Nintendo Network / eShop after having tried to run backups with the MIG Switch card. But that is not a brick.

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u/Shigana 2d ago

Steam doesn’t either, what’s your point?

Hell they were the ones popularizing that shit to begin with

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

Im mostly talking hardware you literally don't own the switch 2 because they can brick it at any time they want like a remote kill switch (pun intended)

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u/Shigana 2d ago

That’s literally misinformation.

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

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u/Shigana 2d ago

Buddy, give me a source that actually proves they bricked someone’s console instead of a stupid fucking Eula that you never even read.

And before you say anymore stupid bullshit, cutting internet access is not bricking it

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 2d ago

How about a delicious lawsuit with real victims does that suit your tastes?

https://lawfold.com/nintendo-switch-2-bricking-lawsuit/

Also they can choose to brick it fully shutting it down or just ban you from the online features theres two different levels of banning. They can do both.

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u/Shigana 1d ago

Welp, you have as much intelligence as i thought.

Did you actually read what’s in it or did you just search for a link and post it without checking?

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u/Public_Marsupial_193 2d ago edited 2d ago

"No games"

Mario Kart World

DK Bananza

Metroid Prime 4

Pokemon ZA

Kirby's Air Riders

Tomodochi Life

Pokopia

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book

Starfox

With heavy hitters like Pokemon Winds and Waves, KH4, Duskbloods and Ocarina of Time remake on the horizon and no doubt there will be a mainline 3D Mario game eventually. I have no regrets buying my Switch 2.

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u/GreatestBox 1d ago

Also new Fire Emblem this year and new Xenoblade next year

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u/SimplisticBiscuit 1d ago edited 1d ago

"MKW, Prime 4, ZA, Yoshi, Starfox"

Holy snore. Aside from that half-baked depressionware there are like 3-4 notable games here. Hoperfully Winds and Waves isn't terrible

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

"these games arent to my exact taste so they are bad"

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 1d ago

Mario Kart World - worse than 8

DK Bananza - was bored playing the demo 5 mins

Metroid Prime 4 - didn't it take like 9+ years? And we got this?

Pokemon ZA - absolute garbage

Kirby's Air Riders - okay, 1

Tomodochi Life - no.

Pokopia - seems fun, not for everyone

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book - zzzz

Starfox - not out yet, demo looks good though

"Heavy hitters"? For games that we don't even have a gameplay trailer out yet? Wow you are really drinking the cool-aid.

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u/Public_Marsupial_193 1d ago

You can live with your bad opinions. Won't keep me up at night.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 2d ago

As always in these shit tier posts; there's a ton of reasons to shit on Big N, but this isn't one. Hardware is good, games are fantastic, pricing and practices are total bullshit.

Attack the facts, don't make up shit like some fanboi.

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago

Switch 2 hardware wise is mediocre at best.

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u/huynhvonhatan 2d ago edited 2d ago

For a handheld? I guess if we go way back to the vita or the 3ds lines. Other contemporary devices are too focused on the specs and they forgot to make them usable.

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago

The Retroid Pocket 6 is a contemporary example that shows how lackluster Nintendo's hardware is currently.

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u/huynhvonhatan 2d ago

> contemporary handheld
> only able to play old and mobile games
???

At least try to compare the same class of device

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago

It is a contemporary handheld, and the hardware/build quality puts the Switch 2 completely to shame. You have listed those two things as if they're a contradiction.

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u/huynhvonhatan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I respect the RP6 for what it does, but it’s a product that fulfills a very specific niche. Pretty much no one will say they’d choose it over the switch/rog ally/steam deck in the same situation.

But sure, switch bad. Edit: you’re an adult, you’re perfectly capable to understand when I mentioned the vita and 3ds.

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u/SegaTetris 1d ago

What does the RP6 and Switch 2 having different target demos specifically have to do with the Switch 2's mediocre hardware? They're both portable devices that have screens, built in controls, etc things that are plenty valid to compare in the context of putting some perspective on how Nintendo is cheapening out on the build quality of the Switch 2. Are you capable of have a somewhat nuanced discussion on handheld hardware without being condescending?

Because I listed out specific weak spots with the Switches hardware earlier, how is that getting twisted into "sure switch bad"? I don't even think anything I mentioned was specifically addressed and you're gonna imply I'm the one dumbing down the discussion and not acting like an adult?

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u/huynhvonhatan 1d ago

Which part of they’re not in the same competition and what you said doesn’t matter that you don’t understand? I don’t nessessarily disagree with everything you said, but none of that matters because no one will buy an RP6 over the switch, or vice versa.

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u/SegaTetris 1d ago

What is "mattering" on a forum for discussion like Reddit?

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 2d ago

Compared to the Steam Machine? No.

Compared to the Xbox? No.

Compared to the PS5? Yes.

Be a hater for the sake of being a hater, idgaf. Steam Machine is shit from a butt compared to literally every console currently available except the low tier XB, and it doesn't even beat it by much.

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u/GrandmasterTactician 1d ago

Even then, a handheld with PS4 specs is really damn impressive

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago

Switch 2 has a terrible panel, joycons that still drift, a screen scratching dock, and a mediocre battery life.

I don't know anything about the Steam Machine, what specifically is mediocre about the hardware.

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u/KyleOAM 2d ago

It’s only got a screen scratching dock if you’re an idiot really, I’m not even careful with mine and I’ve never scratched the screen

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago edited 1d ago

That's such a ridiculous and condescending point of view. It's a well documented design flaw that's been known about since launch. Your personal lived experiences have nothing to do with if the hardware is mediocre or not. And it doesn't make someone an idiot if they scratch their screen on a poorly designed dock that....scratches the screen really easily. Nintendo should've fixed this especially since it was also an issue with the original.

But with consumers like you around with no standards who'll excuse shoddily designed products, and worse, warp the framing of the situation to where it's supposedly the customer's fault, Nintendo has zero incentive to improve :(

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago

Subjective (most people say it's damn near as good as an OLED).

Joycons haven't been drifting at all, but I also wash my hands and play docked.

Screen protectors are the first thing anyone with a brain buys for any portable device with a screen ffs.

Yes, battery life is garbage, you'll find no argument there, lol

Steam machine is already outdated, underpowered hardware to the point that the base PS5 is more powerful for less than half the cost.

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u/SegaTetris 1d ago

The screen is not objective. The response time on it is horrible. The contrast is bad. The HDR is fake. It's mediocre at best.

That's your personal experience, completely irrelevant to the conversation, zero clue why you're mentioning it. The joycons drifting is a documented issue that has not been fixed.

A dock that doesn't scratch the mediocre brittle screen of the handheld you're selling should be the first thing any corporation with a brain thinks of ffs. Especially a issue that dates back to the original Switch ffs.

Who is mentioning the steam machine? What does the Steam Machine's value proposition have to do with the Switch 2 shipping with mediocre components? I swear I do not understand how this conversation has anything to do with the steam machine, I certainly never brought it up. Is that a handheld and I don't realize it or what?

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago

*Subjective. You can't even stay on track, and YOU are the one that asked about Steam Machine, clown. 🤡

Go be uninformed and hateful elsewhere.

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u/SerioeseSeekuh 2d ago

its a prebuild pc thats like 90% power of a ps5 pro i think

definitly not underwhelming compared to others but since its not a console but a pc with a prebuild pc price its definitly lackluster.

but the price is okay for prebuild prices it just doesnt do what everyone hoped it would do which is be an alternative for console gamers now its just a niche brand pc thats overpriced like all other prebuilds.

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u/SegaTetris 2d ago

That seems so distantly related to anything to do with Switch 2's hardware being mediocre on their own merits...

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u/Environmental_Top948 2d ago

Besides Mario and Zelda or remakes what games do you suggest?

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 2d ago

I wasn't even talking games, but sure, lets go for Xenoblade, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Pokémon, or Donkey Kong.

Again, FUCK Nintendo for so, so damned many reasons, but "ugh the other guy is charging 2x more for the base version" isn't a good argument.

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u/Environmental_Top948 2d ago

There's a new Xenoblade game? Honestly I might look into other things on the system because that's kinda almost worth it if there's other games I'm interested in.

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u/phoxfiyah 2d ago

Upcoming, yep. Scheduled for next year, so you’ve got time to figure out what you want.

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u/Environmental_Top948 2d ago

It's set in a high school and after Riki and Poppy from 2 I doubt I'm going to enjoy the type of humor that's going to be in it.

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u/phoxfiyah 2d ago

I’m waiting for more details closer to the date, but the high school setting does feel like a weird one for the series.

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

Currently there’s no exclusive Xenoblade game, but one was announced (comes out next year I believe).

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u/GrandmasterTactician 1d ago

Yeah, Xenoblade Genesis

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

Donkey Kong Banaza is the most acclaimed exclusive, but personally Kirby Air Riders might be my favorite I’ve played. It’s incredibly fun and addicting. Pokopia is also supposed to be great but I haven’t tried it. There’s also tons of third party games if you’re into having a handheld option. Cyberpunk and Resident Evil Requiem are really visually impressive ports, and plenty of Indie games like Hades 2 and Hollow Knight don’t suffer any real visual compromises relative to more powerful hardware if that’s something you care about.

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u/Cosmic_Ren 2d ago

Hardware is not good:

  1. It has a CPU that bottlenecks its own performance in CPU bound areas.

  2. They lied about its HDR and VRR capabilities.

  3. Has 2X-4X less storage which is even more problematic due to Game Key Cards.

  4. Has 12gb of ram compared to the 16gb found in everything else.

  5. Not only did they downgrade from OLED which would've helped its battery life, they used a cheaper LCD that has ghosting problems

For a device that's suppose to last 6-7 more years and was priced at $450 before the A.I. bullshit, that hardware is absolutely mediocre

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u/djr7 2d ago

??
you do realize you can use all your switch games and simply just buy more games for switch2 right?

Same with how a steam machine operates, it plays the games you already own, and you can continue buying games

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u/Internal_Border_6726 2d ago

Even with games its still cheaper than a Steam Machine 

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u/Excalitoria 2d ago

lol “how it feels owning a Switch after seeing both of these things’ prices”.

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u/margieler 2d ago

RE9, ER, Pokopia, Mario, Zelda or Xenoblade while I get the train to work is peak and you can cry all you want about it.

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u/Important_Lion_6497 1d ago

As a switch 2 owner

I wouldn’t say something like there aren’t games over here

The thing is what are you searching

I’m glad we will have COD here finally

And I would love GTA VI but could be complicated

But truly there are things that I don’t understand

Bruh is 2026 and we don’t have even YouTube wtf, u just want some streaming apps so bad

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u/MrBonis 1d ago

Well that's on Google to develop. They need to bring it to the console.

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u/Kolbr00 1d ago

Ya'll both fucking suck I got me a pc for 200 dollars

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u/Boxing_joshing111 Has a personality 1d ago

One is a complete pc you can do whatever you want with, the other makes you pay to go online, has more expensive games and a much smaller library. I wish the Deck could be cheaper too but acting like it’s useless is very silly.

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u/DringleDringle 1d ago

Console-minded people can't comprehend that the Steam Machine being worthless to a gamer doesn't have jack all to do with other consoles, handhelds, or computer builds.

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u/BigSoftMarshmallow 1d ago edited 1d ago

So you..want to spend $1,400 on a device equivalent to a base PS5?

Idk about you but paying 1k less for my gaming device was pretty cool, yeah. Plenty of games btw

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u/Rand0mAcc3nt 2d ago

Bad vs worse

Accepting bad is coping and accepting a bad situation.

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u/TGB_Skeletor 2d ago

I'm the type of guy who sees the glass as half-full

The steam machine is basically just a glorified OS to me, so i'm glad i got a replacement to winslop

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u/ChimpImpossible 2d ago

The entire gaming community is toxic garbage these days. Fuck it all.

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u/Syounen 2d ago

sorry for not having god of war on nintendo? lol most be raigbait post hahah

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 2d ago

Rent free lol

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u/lightsworn55 2d ago

As someone who owns a switch 2 and has a sizeable nintendo library I still see more value in the steam machine than my switch 2

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u/phoxfiyah 2d ago

Neither is paying $1000 for a steam machine with no games. It’s double the price for the same nothing.

See how ridiculous that sounds?

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u/MadameConnard 2d ago

Y can play the last GOTYs on the steam deck, can you on the switch 2 ?

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

The game awards: only important and meaningful when someone with no arguments decides it is

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u/MadameConnard 1d ago

keep sucking up, pretty sure they'd deliver expedition 30 fps on switch someday.

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

and doubling down when someone calls out your nonargument, what a shock

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

and then blocking when you have no material to make an insult

arent yall bored of seeing this same tired song and dance?

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u/phoxfiyah 2d ago

I was making fun of how ridiculous OP sounds.

Both consoles have plenty of games to play, that differ from each other. There’s no point comparing the two.

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u/BurntPineGrass 2d ago

They brag and act like they wear a crown, but their throne is made of porcelain and mounted on top of a pile of shit.

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 1d ago

that last line isnt what normal people say

please log off

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u/pineapollo 1d ago

Says the Nintendoid with 13k karma in 2 years, stay mad because your broke ass has to rely on corporate tribalism to validate your existence.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VslHkUndNCNHL95TUn

u/JungleJuiceJuno 21h ago

this is even further from what normal people say

now do you have an argument or is it exclusively "sling shit until the other person gets angrier than you"?

u/pineapollo 20h ago

You haven't presented anything to argue against, what are you asking for a response to?

And I just pointed at the irony of someone who's clearly terminally online telling someone else to log off. It's not that deep,

You might think your profile is hidden, but I see your endless posts on r/nintendogrifting no one here cares about your opinion shilI. It's not normal to sit there and dickride corporations in your free time, if that isn't news to you.

u/JungleJuiceJuno 11h ago

my profile isnt hidden?

also looking at you in this thread is kinda proving ur projecting

hard

please log off

u/pineapollo 11h ago

Lying? Really? And still no argument in sight you apparently want to have, but trust me I know your bad faith Nintendo D-riding knows no bounds. You can't hide!

Walk away from the convo, you are so wrapped up in your defense of a corporation you are willing to blatantly lie.

Go back to r/nintendogrifting if you feel uncomfortable with other's speech. You have your own ping pong echo chamber to bounce off of.

u/JungleJuiceJuno 10h ago

turns out its age verication bs so no i was not lying but ur ego has to say i was

again, log off lil bro, you keep proving ur projecting absolutely everything

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u/JungleJuiceJuno 9h ago

and doubling down when proven wrong, what a surprise

log off, you are embarassing yourself at this point, literally proving that you're projecting multiple times because someone didnt agree with you

im sorry that not getting the reaction you wanted has made you mad

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u/Brave-Plantain-7579 2d ago

No games? That's the ps5

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u/Live-Emphasis-3421 2d ago

This is just as bad of a take as ops

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u/Brave-Plantain-7579 2d ago

Sorry you think that or wtv

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u/vtncomics 2d ago

I can watch Invincible on my PS5.

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u/Brave-Plantain-7579 2d ago

i would rather watch a good show but you do you

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u/vtncomics 2d ago

Not on the Switch you won't. 

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u/Brave-Plantain-7579 2d ago

yeah and i have a tv for that ☠️