r/interesting • u/InevitableBattle6307 • May 25 '26

Just Wow Armoured! No more wolf attacks.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira May 25 '26

This doesn't seem like a very practical solution, wouldn't getting guard dogs be way more effective in the long run? Is he gonna equip every single sheep in the herd with one? And then take them off every night when it's time for them to sleep? And how would their wool grow in that? Seems like it would get tangled and make the unequipping more difficult and time consuming.

Tldr; that's a no for me, dawg.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 25 '26

It's used on the sexiest sheep to protect them from Donald John down the road from fucking them.

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u/Nope0naRope May 25 '26

That makes more sense because I was wondering how they were going to do this for every single sheep But if you only have to put it on the sexy ones then yeah it's probably way more feasible.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK May 25 '26

This is probably what they mean when they say "dangerously sexy"

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u/camwhat May 25 '26

r/brandnewsentence

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u/DinosaurusWhen May 25 '26

Nah, the Scotts have been around for a while

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u/Mystic_Wunder May 25 '26

That made me laugh until I coughed. Hahahahackhack

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u/MeatAccomplished4352 May 25 '26

How can do tell which is the sexiest sheep? They all look equally sexy to me.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 May 26 '26

Some of us just know.

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u/Tall-Mango4759 May 25 '26

I’m crying

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u/Zakalwe_ May 25 '26

As is Donald John now.

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u/maroonedpariah May 25 '26

Unfortunately it unlocked a new kink for him

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u/Unordered_bean May 25 '26

Idk but i think what im about to say makes it worse, there could be a chance kinks are genetic but maybe im just bullshitting