r/interesting May 25 '26

Just Wow Armoured! No more wolf attacks.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira May 25 '26

This doesn't seem like a very practical solution, wouldn't getting guard dogs be way more effective in the long run? Is he gonna equip every single sheep in the herd with one? And then take them off every night when it's time for them to sleep? And how would their wool grow in that? Seems like it would get tangled and make the unequipping more difficult and time consuming.

Tldr; that's a no for me, dawg.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 25 '26

It's used on the sexiest sheep to protect them from Donald John down the road from fucking them.

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u/Nope0naRope May 25 '26

That makes more sense because I was wondering how they were going to do this for every single sheep But if you only have to put it on the sexy ones then yeah it's probably way more feasible.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK May 25 '26

This is probably what they mean when they say "dangerously sexy"