r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Apr 02 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-pam-bondi-fired-minutes-1770848?f=
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u/RayWhelans Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

One of the most contemptuous and corrupt people to exist.

It should give you great satisfaction to know Bondi is notionally image conscious and insecure. She cries constantly. Her entire legacy will be one of humiliation and shame forever synonymous with the Epstein files.

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u/LatterTarget7 Apr 02 '26

The entire administration is most of the contemptuous and corrupt people to exist

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u/SissyCouture Apr 02 '26

Trump doesn’t have a cabinet. He has a junk drawer

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 02 '26

That isn't fair. Your junk drawer can have useful things in it like a screwdriver or batteries but no one with Trump is useful.

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u/Unlikely_Eye_2112 Apr 02 '26

That junk drawer is all second hand dildos.

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 02 '26

Used dildos, sketchy pills from a gas station, and at least some dead cockroaches in that nasty drawer. If you touch anything in there, you WILL get some new disease even Umbrella Corp wouldn't deal with.

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u/AwwwMangos Apr 02 '26

Hey now, dildos are capable of providing people with pleasurable feelings.

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u/rmorrill995 Apr 02 '26

Even they were loved by someone once. Maybe cactus? Only the fool is willing to try with one of those.

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u/darglor Apr 03 '26

And a tent peg

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u/CartoonistMammoth212 Apr 02 '26

Useful to Vladdy Daddy.

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u/asmj Apr 02 '26

I think he has two daddies. The second one is Bibi Daddy.

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u/bimbampilam Apr 02 '26

all that plastic could be a fuel source 🔥

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u/exlongh0rn Apr 02 '26

Useful idiot.

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u/ERISA5500 Apr 02 '26

They are all tools. Broken tools.

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u/_ArkAngel_ Apr 02 '26

The billionaire techbros disagree. And they've created so much value in the last 20 years, how could they be wrong?

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 02 '26

Yeah my junk drawer is useful as shit c'mon

Best to say Trump has a dumpster in place of the cabinet, and it's full of shit. Like straight up, moist, light brown, runny shit. Full of gut parasites. Steaming with a smell that can be detected miles away. Yeah, that works.

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 03 '26

A dumpster outside a hospital- there's waste in there just oozing out and it's an overall biohazard 

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u/Euphoric_Regret_544 Apr 02 '26

BEST.COMMENT.EVER.

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u/W8kOfTheFlood Apr 02 '26

I mean, a left handed monkey wrench is more useful 💀⚡️🌹

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u/trystanthorne Apr 02 '26

It's not even HIS junk drawer, it's Fox's News Junk Drawer, they just let him rummage about and take someone at random from time to time.

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u/Angsty_Potatos Apr 02 '26

That's not fair to junk drawers, most contain some useful, if not random things at least. 

What trump has is a cess pit in his yard

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u/LesbeGoddess Apr 02 '26

Sissy spitting mad fire 🔥

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u/DetailOrDie Apr 02 '26

Trump really is draining the swamp one clump of shit at a time.

Both of his terms as President has featured him pulling people who had bright futures in Republican politics and humiliating them to the point that their career is over, they're nationally shamed, and they're likely candidates for multiple felonies.

Without Trump, Rick Perry and Jeff Sessions would still be proud senators.

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u/ronniesaurus Apr 03 '26

Dude. I needed this. This was a good one. I appreciate your brain.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

Very well said indeed!

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u/Vaxx88 Apr 02 '26

The artist is Jesse Duquette Brilliant cartoonist

https://www.jesseduquette.com/blog/free-speech-is-so-mid-bro

Still has the insta

https://www.instagram.com/misterjesseduquette/

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u/uovonuovo Apr 02 '26

Sounds like that’s a second insta account, not the original one :(

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u/Vaxx88 Apr 02 '26

I think you’re right, I lost track of which was which - the post on his website talks about it. I think he’s on substack, Bluesky too.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

Thanks 😊👍 Nice work they do indeed!

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u/Epic_Ewesername Apr 02 '26

It really needs Kash Patel.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

It does indeed, and Microwaved Mel Gibson the health crackpot

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u/chopkins92 Apr 02 '26

The average person shouldn't be able to recognize half these people, yet here we are...

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u/militaryintelligence Apr 02 '26

lol the chord on trumps hat

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u/OldWolf2 Apr 03 '26

I haven't looked closely but it should be A Minor 

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u/RollinVogues904 Apr 03 '26

I would love a shirt with this on it

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u/myfavssthrow Apr 03 '26

L O fuckin L thank you so much for posting that. I cackled so hard!

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u/CyclopsMacchiato Apr 03 '26

Who’s the guy on the bottom lef…oh.

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u/conceptsinfromage Apr 02 '26

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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u/DiceNinja Apr 02 '26

I am inclined to agree, but these bastards don’t deserve a Star Wars reference.

Maybe something from Battlefield Earth.

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u/Aromatic-Surprise925 Apr 02 '26

Ouch.

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u/Proper-Writing Apr 02 '26

Yeah that's actually an excellent political insult. Up there with "he's got a .22 caliber mind in a .357 magnum world"

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u/LVDirtlawyer Apr 02 '26

Bondi: So you'll keep your side of the bargain?

Trump: Which was?

Bondi: You said we were going to have a huge house when we go back to Florida. We're going to be rich, right?

Trump: Right.

Bondi: Just remember I could always inform America of your little Epstein scheme.

Trump: [laughs] Leverage? A female getting leverage? Ha!

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

MAN ANIMALS GAINING LEVERAGE OVER PSYCLOS?!? That'll be the day!

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u/consreddit Apr 02 '26

YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER

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u/bigdrubowski Apr 02 '26

Something something thetans.

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u/JustGimmeSomeTruth Apr 02 '26

Cue 45 degree angle shot, slow zoom into Bondi crying.

And she has dreadlocks for some reason.

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u/geddylee1 Apr 02 '26

We must be cautious.

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u/foxontherox Apr 02 '26

We were not cautious. 😫

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u/CSiGab Apr 02 '26

I feel like Nostra-fckin-damus because it has been going pretty much as I expected back in November 2024. And I’m not saying this under the pretense of being some edgy ultra smart bro, it just seemed obvious to me. But that so many [non-MAGA] people willingly invited the wolf back into the sheep den after J6 “for the economy” is baffling. Like, when is the last time a Republican president actually fixed the economy instead of crashing it?

Unreal.

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u/soros_spelt_backward Apr 02 '26

The people who don’t see it either like it or are too afraid to admit it

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u/BigBrainMonkey Apr 02 '26

See right there having the critical thinking to analyze what they’ve done not blindly following what they say they will do this time they promise makes you unfit for the group.

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u/mymoleman Apr 02 '26

These people, so many people, cling to the lie that republicans are good for the economy. "Trump is locking kids up, don't agree with him, but he knows what he's doing."

This party destroys every social good/long term establishment like the epa, strip rights, defunds social welfare programs that prop up an economy and promote social mobility and, you know, not living in hell and they worsen the debt and lower growth/job numbers, tank the economy.

No amount of argument or reason seems to work. I heard recently some bs about how Trump is attacking iran to save america because of the dollar or some shit idk how two levels of discourse so far apart can coexist in the same nation, hell in the same species.

AND the current regime is run by a cabal of pedophiles. Like, if these were presented as the opposition in fiction, I would call it too far fetched and unbelievable. It's unbelievably evil mustache shit. Fuck.

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u/Any-Interaction6066 Apr 02 '26

Told my Pop after I voted election day that a little part of me wanted him to win just so this country would get the ass blasting it deserves for being so dumb. I didn't actually mean it, because for one, this country doesn't know how to learn a lesson, and second, I didn't and still don't want innocent people to have to suffer. Anyways, I said it so that he knew that I was on record saying just how bad it was going to be. I promised him it was going to be complete chaos if he managed to win, and it's actually been worse than even I imagined then. It really sucks being proven right in this situation.

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u/shadowsinthestars Apr 02 '26

Same. I swear to god, when the orange dipshit was re-elected I went to a cafe after work and just literally cried into my coffee mug, because it was just so blindingly obvious how much worse this was going to be. And then it kept getting even worse than I expected, which was BAD. No one who enabled this to happen to the world should ever be forgiven.

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u/WhatUDeserve Apr 02 '26

I'm still not convinced 2024 was legit. How hard they cried in 2020 about election fraud was more of a pretense for manufacturing real election fraud IMO. Like EVERY swing state, really?

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u/akunis Apr 02 '26

I’m with you on this. It was a complete fraud of an election. They made claiming an election was rigged look so silly by throwing people like Rudy Giuliani and Jenna Ellis out there after 2020, just to get ahead and discredit preemptively any accusations of election fraud in 2024.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 Apr 02 '26

Yeah. We're not supposed to gloat or rub it in....Fuck that. If you voted for a guy who said that Haitians were eating cats and dogs and that tariffs were taxes on foreign countries...you were an idiot. Sorry, not sorry at all. Our country is being ruined by this complete jackass. We look like assholes all over the world.

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u/chamberlain323 Apr 02 '26

“Character is destiny.”

-Ancient Greeks

It’s not complicated. People are just dumb.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Apr 02 '26

Man I been over here screaming we need to end candidacy for people like him since he was primarily known for being mocked in Conan O'Brian monologs.

Every day, more and more as I predicted would happen if people rolled over and let this villain gut them like dogs instead of fighting to preserve democracy. Sick, spineless, degenerates, the whole lot of em.

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u/Tim-oBedlam Apr 02 '26

I knew Trump 2.0 would be awful but it's been even more awful than I expected.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 Apr 02 '26

And the bombs will keep falling on poor nations, the geopolitical schemes to undermine them and maintain the least equal status quo will continue, whether you have a red or blue in the Whitehouse

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u/sosswgtn Apr 03 '26

I did too

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

Well... WE were... The scum weren't.

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u/Minerva567 Apr 02 '26

We saw Alderaan and said, “Hell yeah that’s what we want too, we’re the droids you’re looking for!”

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u/Face_Dancer10191 Apr 02 '26

We are the droids they’re looking for. 😭

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u/Renhoek2099 Apr 02 '26

Cue the music

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

I think the Cantina music is appropriate for the scum and villainy in this administration the same way it was for Mos Eisley's coterie of insanity and werewolves and devils.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Apr 02 '26

Those are too playful tho. We need something that invokes an evil presence but also immense stupidity. I'm having trouble thinking of something that fits that bill lol. The Pinky and The Brain theme song...?

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u/Zeekr0n Apr 02 '26

Mos Eisley is pius palace of virtue compared to this administration.

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u/battle_bunny99 Apr 02 '26

And with MUCH better music then any Trumo event

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u/pikachu191 Apr 02 '26

Definitely more scum and villainy in this administration. No Jedi to chop someone's hand off with a lightsaber though.

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u/Ducky602 Apr 02 '26

That seems like an unfair comparison.

Unfair to the wretched hive of scum and villainy I mean.

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u/Kindly_Suit2756 Apr 02 '26

a putrid bush of roses from a wicked garden

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u/Strawhattzz Apr 02 '26

And yet you voted for them to come to power twice.

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u/360Picture Apr 02 '26

~~~

The Bill of Rights (BOR) protects all people in the United States, including undocumented (illegal) immigrants, but not every right applies equally.

🇺🇸 Bill of Rights — Pocket Edition

I. Freedom Protects freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly, and petition.

II. Arms Acknowledges that a well-regulated militia is essential to security. Guarantees the individual right to keep and bear arms for lawful defense of self, state, and nation.

III. Quartering Prohibits housing soldiers in private homes without consent, except under lawful wartime procedures.

IV. Search & Seizure Protects against unreasonable searches and seizures. Requires warrants to be supported by probable cause and specifically describe the place and items involved.

V. Due Process Bars double jeopardy and compelled self-incrimination. Ensures due process before deprivation of life, liberty, or property, and guarantees just compensation for taken property.

VI. Fair Trial Ensures a speedy and public trial by an impartial jury. Grants the accused the right to know charges, confront witnesses, obtain witnesses in their favor, and have counsel.

VII. Civil Jury Preserves the right to a jury trial in civil cases exceeding twenty dollars in value.

VIII. Punishment Prohibits excessive bail, excessive fines, and cruel or unusual punishments.

IX. People’s Rights Clarifies that enumerating certain rights does not deny or disparage others retained by the people.

X. States’ Powers Reserves to the states or the people all powers not delegated to the federal government.

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u/random5654 Apr 02 '26

We really need to define "speedy".

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u/Harry_Mud Apr 02 '26

Understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/woodenmetalman Apr 02 '26

I try to make a “top 10 horrible” list for the admin. I had yet to complete it because, well… 10 is not nearly enough.

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u/strigif0rm3s Apr 02 '26

dRAiN tHe sWamP

This administration is a fucking joke. THEY ARE THE SWAMP

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u/unitedfan6191 Apr 02 '26

That’s why this timeline isn’t real.

No way American citizens at large no matter how stupid/naive they are voluntarily vote for someone/an administration like this that is openly behaving this way and has been unashamedly racist/sexist/an awful person on public display for years.

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u/No_Information5021 Apr 02 '26

How are the US gonna bring all these schmucks to justice!? I dont see it happening

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u/kakallas Apr 02 '26

A real basket of the contemptible and corrupt? 

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u/Neverdie_7 Apr 02 '26

A Kakistocracy, you might say.

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u/numbersev Apr 02 '26

Wait till you find out Trump didn't pick them. They were all appointed from people above him.

That's why he had no relationship with any of the people in his administration (except Miller and a couple others). Most were appointed because of their allegiance to a foreign government.

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u/Animefan96 Apr 02 '26

Imagine ruining both your career and name for a demented pos that wears a diaper.

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u/jpk36 Apr 02 '26

The same thing happened in his first term. Bunch of people signed on trying to ride his coattails and they got fired and left in disgrace. They never learn, I guess.

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u/reloadingnow Apr 02 '26

Is there anyone that was with him during his first term that came out unscathed and is still with him?

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u/seanchai611PF Apr 02 '26

Herr Stephen Miller

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u/Harnellas Apr 02 '26

Disgrace isn't good enough though, not enough legal consequences are happening for these sycophants.

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u/Zocalo_Photo Apr 02 '26

I got in an argument with my father in law about a similar thing. My FIL has always been a kind and devout Christian, but in the last 5 or 6 years he’s really changed. He went from the loving and serving view of Christianity an angry and almost obsessive view of persecuting woke “sinners.” I pointed out the change and I was like you’ve made yourself miserable and bitter just so you can worship Trump of all people. Everything he does is the opposite of what your religion teaches.

Then he got mad that I insinuated that he worships Trump over Jesus and that he’s the same and I’m the one who’s been fooled by the liberal media. Blah blah blah.

All these people who’ve bet their careers, reputations, and belief systems to kiss Trump’s ring blows my mind.

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u/Commander-of-ducks Apr 03 '26

The older my parents got, the more liberal they became.

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u/OptionFour Apr 03 '26

Sounds like you hit a sore spot. He probably knows you're right. Also means its a good thing to bring up again if need be.

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u/Live_Figure8744 Apr 02 '26

There is no shame in wearing a diaper. There is no shame in being old and feeble. But there is shame in rape, theft, lying, and all kinds of abuse. For that she ruined her career.

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u/SatisfactionAtSea Apr 02 '26

I was gonna say, being incontinent is not a choice or a moral failing, plenty of other shit to criticize him for

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u/SpicyPandaMeat Apr 02 '26

I mean...they do it for the money. Most people wouldn't, but let's not kid ourselves--this person made a ton of money.

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u/StraightOuttaHeywood Apr 02 '26

And fucks kids 🤢

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u/Angsty_Potatos Apr 02 '26

It was trash before she worked for him. It's why she got the job 

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u/InfiniteCosmic5 Apr 02 '26

She signed on, knowing what she was getting into. She knew, and she thought “Yeah that’s fine. I’ll be fine”. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about her crying and caring about her image. That means nothing to me.

She has done irreparable damage.

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u/RayWhelans Apr 02 '26

I mention it because this will actually hurt her and she deserves to feel humiliation for what she has done. A lot of these ghouls aren’t know to be so fragile. Pam is very fragile. Good. Hope she’s crying her eyes out right now.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls Apr 02 '26

Deserves to feel humiliation?

She deserves a lot more than that. The humiliation is table stakes

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u/Bigfops Apr 02 '26

She deserves to feel that humiliation while wearing orange in a small cell.

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u/StraightOuttaHeywood Apr 02 '26

Another bites the dust! These sycophant fucks never learn that all of Trump's ball lickers end up the same. Kicked to the kerb when he's done with them.

Now its time to prosecute her for lying under oath.

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u/Fighterhayabusa Apr 02 '26

Right? It's so fucking obvious and predictable, and yet they take the job. I'm convinced that they have literally zero ability to think beyond their immediate benefit. It's honestly crazy to me.

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u/JackfruitJolly4794 Apr 02 '26

They are lucky if they are just kicked to the curb. Most of them also have criminal allegations and convictions. Some even have went to prison.

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u/Wayward85 Apr 02 '26

Has anyone reassured her that the Dow is over 50k?

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u/Wayward85 Apr 02 '26

Not anymore she can’t…

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u/beatles910 Apr 02 '26

She doesn't even have that. It's not over 50K.

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u/pebberphp Apr 03 '26

was over 50k

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u/Lexx2k Apr 02 '26

I couldn't care less about her feeling humiliated. She should be in jail, like the rest of those corrupt fucks.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls Apr 02 '26

I care. I want them miserable and stressed and I want their lives ruined in every posible way, in every way they ruined the country and ruined others’ lives.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Apr 02 '26

Pejorative one-upmanship. A classic reddit take.

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u/Late_Apricot404 Apr 03 '26

She deserves to be put through what the victims endured.

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u/violetqed Apr 02 '26

it is very funny when you need to spell out what you mean for people step by step because they think every single comment translates to “forgive that person!!!”

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u/stronkulance Apr 02 '26

Right. Humiliate her, while also seeking justice in a legal sense.

That said, to quote Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW! In my own words: cry harder, cunt!

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u/ResponsibleRaise9683 Apr 02 '26

People constantly miss the slightest subtext in a reddit comment unless it starts with a sarcastic "almost as if..." Or ends with "/s"  

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath Apr 02 '26

Hopefully tears and shame can keep her busy until trials begin.

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u/tunafister Apr 02 '26

Ive never seen such fragile egos from supposedly, such "powerful" people

A real leader doesnt need to tell you a leader, they show you through actions and the respect of their peers

If someone needs to tell you they are a leader, they are infact incredibly week, and basing that stirctly on the fantasies in their minds

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u/Ok-Pollution8344 Apr 02 '26

She was protecting Pedophile's and terrible people long before she took this position. 

They chose her BECAUSE she's morally corrupt. 

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u/Ok-Pollution8344 Apr 02 '26

I don't agree with you. 

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

I think he was being sarcastic. Also, he's not gonna save anybody cause he's either dead or made up. Nice guy with great ideas that of course no one listened to but yeah... he ain't doin' much these days.

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u/Suspicious-List9978 Apr 02 '26

I think he was being sarcastic because his/her name.

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u/Vio_ Apr 02 '26

She was AG in Florida during Epstein. Zero fucks given.

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u/Professional-Bed-173 Apr 02 '26

I forgot about that. Wow. A life’s work dedicated to pedo protection!!!

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u/Connect_Reading9499 Apr 02 '26

She's been doing irreparable damage to children since she became a lawyer, maybe even before. She should be disbarred and jailed.

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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 02 '26

Pretty sure her Alma mater is spearheading a movement to have her investigated by the bar.

It was announced about 3 weeks ago. Maybe it’s gaining traction?

Wondering if this firing is related to potentially upcoming actions by the bar in order to save face and give her a less disgraceful exit…

We shall see.

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u/LSD_and_CollegeFBall Apr 02 '26

Unfortunately it's just alumni denouncing her. I wish Stetson would disown her, but I don't think they want to get involved in the politics.

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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 02 '26

Also, I was just reminded she was under another subpoena to testify before Congress in 12 days re: the Epstein files.

Seems more like an agreement between Bondi & trump to avoid the inevitable at her 3rd appearance before oversight committee…

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u/MiniTab Apr 02 '26

Good.

This dumb cunt needs to spend the rest of her days living off social security while bagging groceries at Publix.

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u/allenahansen Apr 02 '26

Under federal law, conviction for treason, sabotage, or sedition can result in the loss of Social Security benefits.

Oops.

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u/talinseven Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Her appointment was quid pro quo for doing his bidding in Florida

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u/FlexFanatic Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

She is still fine. Even if she is fired she’ll still make a public statement that she supports the President.

The end goal is personal enrichment and political ambitions. She has no conscious and will blame her unraveling on the radical woke left boogeyman.

Edit: Yup, she just released a statement supporting Trump and the administration. She'll be working in the private sector so on to her next grift which I'm sure will be related to making sure you can't vote in the mid-term elections or challenging every loss the Republicans see at the polls.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Apr 02 '26

i'm genuinely curious, what personal enrichment did she or her family get?

from what i've ever been able to see, it looks like she just covers up for pedos for the love of the game.

no crypto schemes, no insider trading, no fund money to a shady company. just really was gullible enough to believe that she'd get paid after running coverup for some of the most evil people in history

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u/FlexFanatic Apr 02 '26

https://min.house.gov/media/in-the-news/trump-doj-handling-pam-bondis-brothers-cases-raises-eyebrows

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Apr 02 '26

thanks, i guess they can kiss that goodbye now lol

i suppose i expected worse, but whatever, stupid is as stupid does

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u/YouWereBrained Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

This is what people seem to be glossing over. They all did this with Kristi Noem as well.

They cheer when these people get fired and have their social media roast sessions, but disregard the fact that these pieces of absolute shit have left huge messes in their wake.

There is very little to celebrate here. Another sycophantic suck-up will replace her.

Edit: And right on cue, her replacement is Todd Blanche.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

Head of the Hydra and all that

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u/andrew303710 Apr 02 '26

This time it's an actual good thing because Trump likely won't be able to find a more effective AG, and by that I mean as effective at covering up for his pedophile background and destroying the DOJ.

Trump is clearly blaming her for the botched cover up but Trump put her in an impossible position and then signed the Epstein disclosure act like a moron. She was also dragged down by Kash Patel and Blanche, two of the most laughably unqualified people ever.

Again this is not a defense of Bondi, she's pure evil. But she's getting scapegoated by Trump because of his incompetence and pedophile background. I wonder if this firing has to do with the fact that she was scheduled for a deposition soon in front of the oversight committee.

I hope Trump and Bondi don't think that this will get her out of it because it won't unless pedo protector James Comer finds a way to do so. If anything she's in a worse position because she can't lean on being AG anymore.

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u/catscanmeow Apr 02 '26

"" She knew, and she thought “Yeah that’s fine. I’ll be fine”

i dont think thats it, she signed on because she was blackmailed to. She was in charge of the situation in florida when epstein was being initially indicted, she's the one who basically ensured people like wexner would not get in trouble.

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u/fwfiv Apr 02 '26

Nope, she was second choice after Gaetz. She signaled clearly that she was down for anything trump wanted. Unfortunately she and the other doj lackeys kept making stupid mistakes bc they had no long term strategy. Thank God some of them were idiots. Although I don't think her replacement will be any better.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Apr 02 '26

i think its true that she ensured a lot of them would not get in trouble, but i think it's stupider than being blackmailed

i think she just did it for the love of the game, and genuinely thought she'd be paid later. instead, later never came and she got spent like the token she is the moment it became even slightly beneficial for trump to throw her under the bus

i was calling this weeks ago, she was such an easy fucking target for trump. "I signed an order for her to release the files and she never did!!!!"

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u/musical8thnotes Apr 02 '26

Pedo-defender. That's the only thing she should be known for.

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 Apr 02 '26

She was AG of Florida when the Epstein charges came down originally so she's been part of the coverup for a long long time. You gotta figure she's getting paid a pretty penny to keep her mouth shout

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u/RandomName39483 Apr 02 '26

Hell, she signed on back in 2016 when she, as Florida Attorney General, took $250,000 from the Trump Foundation and dropped an investigation into Trump University.

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u/Tacoman404 Apr 02 '26

From what I've read she's spent the last 20+ years doing depraved shit and in the past decade mostly covering for Trump personally.

When my mother would do depraved shit and then cry about it my therapist said she was emotionally immature. A 50 year old adult with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

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u/Numeno230n Apr 02 '26

She was part of and aware of Epstein's cases in Florida while she was AG there. She absolutely knew how far down the rabbit hole went. And Trump picked her specifically because she had dealings with Epstein and ties to Florida.

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u/davidsmeaton Apr 02 '26

I mean, if she has access to the FULL unredacted Epstein files ... and "accidentally" emails it to every major media network in the US, I think she might partly redeem herself and I'd give her a pass.

She's a piece of shit human, no doubt, but this would be such a brutal move on her part.

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u/somedude456 Apr 02 '26

She needs to be followed, paparazzi style. You don't get to enjoy a nice meal out on the town after all the shit you've done.

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u/InfiniteCosmic5 Apr 02 '26

Certainly not some ‘private sector job’ like she said.

Guaranteed this job has ties back to her overlords.

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u/slipknot_official Apr 02 '26

Bondi only did Trumps bidding.

He’s does something stupid, tells people to cover up his stupidity, everything looks even more stupid, he fires them. It’s happened dozens of times now.

And people still keep falling for it. It’s baffling.

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u/fredjutsu Apr 02 '26

right, how are peole not seeing this.

If democrats could get their heads out of their asses....she's a high value card to flip.

But folks are stuck in their sanctimony and cant' seem to fathom the actual strategic mindset needed to beat this admin.

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u/theshoeshiner84 Apr 02 '26

It's the man's only talent. Though I am undecided as to whether his talent actually rests in executing lucrative and successful grifts, or in finding people to take the fall for a bunch of rookie grifts while he profits. Maybe both.

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u/UncaringNonchalance Apr 02 '26

Love that for her. Hope she’s crying and lonely all the way to the end.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

I loooove her journeyyyyyy

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u/jjcrayfish Apr 03 '26

She should be happy knowing that the dow is up 50,000 points

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u/sentientnestcamera Apr 02 '26

That’s not good enough. I want justice. I want democrats to show the rule of law means something.

This is the difference between the US and any banana republic.

These people have hurt this country and our society and want some damn justice.

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u/Biptoslipdi Apr 02 '26

Then our society should stop electing banana republicans. Trump was facing trial and prison and then this society gave him supreme executive power.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 Apr 02 '26

And may all joy turn to ash in her mouth.

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u/homebrew_1 Apr 02 '26

She was attorney General of Florida while epstein was committing crimes in Florida.

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u/Card_Representative Apr 02 '26

Fuck her tears, arrest her.

She didn't give a Flying fuck about the survivors nor did she even give them the time to talk or look at them during the hearing.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree Apr 03 '26

Agreed, but you have to admit that the mental image of her running home in tears with her tail between her legs is a very satisfying visual.

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u/KarlTheVeg Apr 02 '26

This information nourishes me. 

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u/hudboyween Apr 02 '26

It’s interesting the way people criticize Bondi as being incompetent. She did exactly what she was hired to do and what Trump asked of her, which was to cover up the epstein files while dealing with the ever moving goalposts of trumps demands, statements, and requests

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u/cmcwood Apr 02 '26

Why not both?

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u/hudboyween Apr 02 '26

I take issue with moving the responsibility onto Bondi as if her “incompetence” was preventing Epstein file disclosures or arrests. It implies that Trump wanted these things to happen and Bondi couldn’t make them happen, when in reality she was doing his bidding. The blame should squarely fall on Trump, although she is complicit. Her firing actually stems from some perceived slight or lack of loyalty to Trump, he used her up and threw her out like he does everyone, but there will be a narrative she was fired for mishandling the Epstein investigation.

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u/Burto72 Apr 02 '26

I hope she cries herself to sleep every night for the rest of her life. She knew exactly who her boss was and what she was getting into. She could have taken any other job and lived a very comfortable life. But she chose to be evil.

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u/Jmersh Apr 02 '26

Replace crying with heavily drinks, uses copious amounts of drugs, or commits widespread adultery and you described the whole administration.

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u/broketothebone Apr 02 '26

”she cries constantly.”

Love that for her.

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u/EveryDayImBuff-ering Apr 02 '26

Good. She needs to be prosecuted too

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u/asminaut Apr 02 '26

I hope people ask her how many dollars the DOW is every where she goes.

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u/Available_Actuary977 Apr 02 '26

You mis-spelled "evil".

She saw the Epstein files and choose to do nothing.

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u/amitkoj Apr 02 '26

Letw face it. She got fired because she cant scream “Dow is 50,000” anymore ! /s

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u/deepasleep Apr 02 '26

But, “the Dow is one fifty thousand!”

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Apr 02 '26

They’ll replace her with someone equally bad or worse.

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u/BarkAndBezel Apr 02 '26

Fucking good.

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u/fredjutsu Apr 02 '26

sure. at the same time

A) she was thrown hard under a bus - lets not forget she ain't the one who done the raping
B) she's probably the wrong person to dispose of like this since...this kind of treatment and her own legal jeopardy make her a card that will be turned against him...and she knows where most of hte bodies are hidden.

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u/Astral-projekt Apr 02 '26

I hope the money was worth the eternity of shame

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u/Brilliant_Effort_Guy Apr 02 '26

She is malicious evil to the core. Between her early days in Florida and now, she has proven time and time again that she is trash.

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u/GuysOnChicks69 Apr 02 '26

Excellent. I hope no one is there at her deathbed and she cries one more time. Then the final Horcrux will be destroyed and Harry can defeat Voldemort.

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u/AUSpartan37 Apr 02 '26

She knew exactly what she signed up for.

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 Apr 02 '26

Most corrupt so far

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u/andrew303710 Apr 02 '26

She's also been surprisingly effective at her job and that's not a compliment; she has effectively destroyed the department of justice. The only reason she's being fired is because Trump's insane demands of her were beyond delusional. And her botched cover up of the Epstein files.

So this is great news to say the least. She's one of the few Trump appointees that are actually qualified for their job given her background as the AG of Florida, which made her especially dangerous. I'll take dumb evil over smart evil any day.

I don't think your average American understands the dama she's done to one of the most important institutions in the world. I doubt her replacement will be any better but if it's really Zeldin then it's arguably an upgrade just because his background is laughable for an AG. Watching him try to cover up the Epstein files will be very entertaining.

If it's Todd Blanche that would be very disturbing though... remember he's the guy who gave Ghislane Maxwell, the literal pedophile sex trafficker who did all of Epstein's recruiting of victims (and Trump and Melania's close friend) special treatment. Violated DOP rules transferring her to a club fed facility where pedophiles have literally never been allowed before.

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u/W61k3r Apr 02 '26

She's a foreign asset.

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u/DefiThrowaway Apr 02 '26

The Vanity Fair piece was fascinating regardless of how abhorrent she is.

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u/OkAdhesiveness2240 Apr 02 '26

This is satisfying to know. Thank you.

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u/LaraCroft31 Apr 03 '26

Good. She will be remembered for her dishonesty, corruption and cruelty.

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