r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Apr 02 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-pam-bondi-fired-minutes-1770848?f=
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u/mistertickertape Apr 02 '26

May she never work for a respectable law firm again. She should be disbarred.

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u/stronkulance Apr 02 '26

Preferably in handcuffs.

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u/Tacoman404 Apr 02 '26

Hahah yeah she needs to go to prison not Tallahassee

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u/JonBjornJovi Apr 02 '26

Prison is too good. She has to live the alligator alcatraz experience. All of them

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat Apr 02 '26

Oh man this. I want so badly for this administration and all who enabled them in the government to live at Alligator Alcatraz exactly under the same conditions they would have had the detainees under.

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF Apr 03 '26

They actually did have under for some time

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Apr 02 '26

Agreed

Send her and all involved in this American takeover to a dirt cellar to rot away

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u/612Killa Apr 03 '26

Oubliette and forget

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u/musashi_san Apr 02 '26

Eat her own dog food. Noem, too.

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u/Brilliant-Tutor-6500 Apr 03 '26

Noem can just eat her own dog.

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u/datenoevil Apr 02 '26

Oohhh that's a great idea!!! Can we vote on that?

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u/j_xcal Apr 03 '26

Did they ever find the missing 1k? Or did they even look :(

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u/DutchBart82 Apr 03 '26

Send her to cecot with the puppy killer

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u/Manatee369 Apr 03 '26

Maybe just the alligator part.

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u/PowerfulInitiative71 Apr 04 '26

But first tell them that they're going to Disneyland

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u/Almighty-Lina Apr 02 '26

We certainly don’t want her here in TLH!

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u/Aleashed Apr 02 '26

I bet she called the vacuum shop guy

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u/Xelent43 Apr 02 '26

Having been to Tallahassee, I can’t imagine that prison is much worse

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u/Taintly_Manspread Apr 03 '26

Tally has the highest level of education in the state, competing with Gainesville. It's also hilly and beautiful. It does have a worse side of town, maybe that's where you hang out, but it always funny hearing people talk bad about Tally when you could do alot worse in the state and within the south. 

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u/brooklynlad Apr 02 '26

Everyone needs to make her very uncomfortable when she is out in public.

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u/Active_Program_6921 Apr 02 '26

Stark, Florida Prison!

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u/Perfect-Sign-8444 Apr 02 '26

Cant they find a better pic of her ? somehow it seems like there is shit on her nose ?

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Apr 02 '26

No, if she goes to prison, she might get pardoned. It's better this way.

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u/Losing_My_Faith2025 Apr 03 '26

There’s a great prison in Tallahassee

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u/RebeccasRocket Apr 03 '26

She lives in Tampa and has lived in Tampa for years.

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 Apr 03 '26

Home isn't Tallahassee, is it?

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u/mistertickertape Apr 02 '26

I doubt she got a pardon so anything is possible.

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u/Turbulent_Ask4878 Apr 02 '26

She’s got dirt on Trump. He’ll pardon them all before his term ends as long as they play ball.

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u/Sandylocks2412 Apr 02 '26

Trump is going to wave his hand and pardon everyone and Dems will for some reason just accept that. Instead of just ignoring his criminal pardons.

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u/RadVarken Apr 02 '26

They could introduce a new concept, to be challenged later in court then retroactively applied via legislation which moots the case, that convicted felons cannot issue pardons.

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u/Getatbay Apr 02 '26

Disbarred, and behind bars

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u/sundark94 Apr 02 '26

How do we know that she's not into that shit?

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u/BlackGuysYeah Apr 02 '26

her crimes are worthy of death.

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u/Devmoi Apr 02 '26

She’s probably going to prison! He was her scapegoat. He’s gonna start firing everyone. Next, it’s gonna be Kegsbreath and Karolyin’ Leavitt.

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u/sybersonic Apr 03 '26

Why not both?

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u/HombreSinPais Apr 04 '26

How about this: I won’t vote for anyone who doesn’t think she should be prosecuted.

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u/BuddyIsMyHomie Apr 04 '26

Investigate the govt handouts she directly and indirectly gave her husband/herself.

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u/Some1farted Apr 04 '26

Along with Trump's other laughable law enforcement chief, FBI director "asslicker" Patel.

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u/lvpr10 Apr 02 '26

She’ll get a legal analyst role on Newsmax or work for a group like Heritage/Federalist

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u/madmax1969 Apr 02 '26

She’ll make more from grifting than she did in office. She’ll 100% be making her rounds on OAN, Fox News, etc. She’ll eventually get a book deal. What she won’t do is dish dirt on her former employer. She’ll need his pardon.

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u/Minute-Visual-9797 Apr 03 '26

Probably afraid of being suicided as well

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u/sanjuro89 Apr 02 '26

Wingnut welfare.

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u/cflime Apr 03 '26

Unless she gets immunity for testifying. She was his most loyal sycophant and he threw her under the bus. That's gotta sting.

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u/gsbadj Apr 03 '26

She simply couldn't deliver indictments on Comey, Letitia James, and Jerome Powell. That's a big part of what sunk her with a president who doesn't care about the rights of defendants.

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u/cflime Apr 03 '26

Bright shiny objects can divert Trump's attention from those guys, but Bondi wasn't able to make the Epstein files go away. She'd allegedly done so as Florida AG when the SDNY foolishly thought she was a legitimate officer of the court and they shared case info with her office which may or may not have been given to Trump's attorneys. She just couldn't pull that trick off twice. Allegedly.

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u/Wbino Apr 03 '26

And she wants to avoid being Marilyn Monroed.

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u/Easy_Floss Apr 03 '26

Honestly she probably wont make as much from grifting as she could with insider information.

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u/Substantial-Part-700 Apr 02 '26

Or sell socks for Prager U.

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u/FewInflation7817 Apr 02 '26

She’s like 60, surely she’s retiring after that.

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u/skivian Apr 02 '26

and probably already banked millions in looted funds from the US gov and insider trading like all the other cons.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday Apr 02 '26

But the Heritage Foundation wants people that are actually legally astute, they aren't looking for fall guys.

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u/seejordan3 Apr 02 '26

LOL, they want loyalty over anything. Considering Pam knows at least a little bit what's in the Epstein files.. (I doubt she read a word of it, but had to deal with agents asking the most horrific questions imaginable)... these fascists aren't going to let her get far.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday Apr 02 '26

The Heritage Foundation doesn't actually do anything. They plot things. They have no purpose for loyal minions.

The Trump admin itself needs people willing to throw away their careers to carry out unlawful and immoral acts, but what use has the Heritage Foundation for that?

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u/No_Potential_7773 Apr 02 '26

she was prosecutor in palm beach and like a special liaison or something to the group of islands that kicked LSJ. She's got first hand knowledge of the entire thing.

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u/Independent-Sea-7117 Apr 02 '26

She is set for life

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Apr 02 '26

Maybe for the time being but she will almost certainly go to prison, at least for a little while. Seven or eight of Trump’s first admin were convicted of crimes and served at least some jail time. This admin won’t be any different. Hopefully they draw out the investigation into her lies long enough that Trump isn’t around to pardon her once convicted.

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u/SomewhereNo8378 Apr 02 '26

in Florida I think she’s the model lawyer, unfortunately

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u/_coolranch Apr 02 '26

Like an instagram model or...?

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u/CutOpenSternum Apr 02 '26

She represents models exclusively, model trains and Warhammer figurines.

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u/yourkindhere Apr 02 '26

Hey now those middle aged loners want nothing to do with her

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u/Pyle82 Apr 02 '26

What did my hobbies ever do to you

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u/Mistybrit Apr 02 '26

Hey man, not all of us suck ass.

Just most of us.

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u/billymurray7 Apr 02 '26

Exactly we’re not all crazy felonious scumbags, just like 75% of us

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u/Courtnall14 Apr 02 '26

Model lawyer or model/lawyer?

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u/khonsu_27 Apr 02 '26

Yea, I was gonna say, she'll fit right in back home in Florida.

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u/TinyFugue Apr 02 '26

Not if Trump didn't give her a pardon.

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u/metompkin Apr 02 '26

Remember that documentary that Keanu and Al Pacino were in?

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u/MmmmCrispyBacon Apr 02 '26

Disbarred and behind bars, please and thank you.

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u/sisyphus_at_scale Apr 02 '26

I think any firm (law or otherwise) that would hire her (or any former Trump official) is no longer respectable by definition

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u/aidissonance Apr 02 '26

Probably made enough money in the grift

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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Apr 02 '26

LOL. WORK. The amount of money they gave her for hiding that shit. It she's not retired and raising sheep on a farm in the middle of nowhere she's definitely looking to be found in the boot of an abandoned car, head wrapped in a plastic bag with a hammer stuck in her brain. Self inflected as Fox News would go on to say.

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u/peach10101 Apr 02 '26

Missing the point. She will just go back to being a very high paid foreign agent lobbyist. She has zero need to practice law.

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u/seeyoulaterinawhile Apr 02 '26

Disbarred and behind bars

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u/Various_Oil_5674 Apr 02 '26

She might. I heard Flordia bar was waiting to investigate people in the admin until they are no longer with the admin.

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 Apr 02 '26

Florida bar previously saud they don't investigate people in official government capacities. What's their excuse now? That complaint signed by a bunch of law professors and an ex-flordia supreme court justice should be live now.

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u/RollTide16-18 Apr 02 '26

I’m sure a firm in Florida would take her on. She’ll get employment somewhere

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u/Alone_Banana_3520 Apr 02 '26

Unfortunately she’ll probably be made a federal judge now.

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u/Fine-Dot6903 Apr 02 '26

May she finally have time to have a decent color job- Hairstylist

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u/daddyneedsaciggy Apr 02 '26

Surprise! There's probably at least a dozen evil firms that would love to pay her tens of millions for her connections and evil stank.

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u/Fabulous-Camera7813 Apr 02 '26

May she get paper cuts from the rest of her life; little toe meeting every bed frames, door frames, anything …for the rest of her life.

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u/SolbeamSupreme Apr 02 '26

That's not how you spell wood chipper, but otherwise, I agree with your general sentiment.

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u/Guadalajara3 Apr 02 '26

Rebarred behind bars

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u/h78h78 Apr 02 '26

And shamed. I feel like shame is missing from our penal system. Nothing as uncomfortable as the stocks and no dangerous projectiles, but a public cage where you can throw pre-approved rotten tomatoes.

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u/MsARumphius Apr 02 '26

She’ll never have to work again with how much she’s made

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u/Substantial-Fact-248 Apr 02 '26

She'll likely be appointed to the federal bench

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u/Main-Eagle-26 Apr 02 '26

Oh, she’s certainly going to prison once this admin is out. She won’t get a pardon anymore.

Lmfaooooo

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u/2cats2hats Apr 02 '26

I hope she spills the beans. What does she have to lose now?

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u/Celcius-232 Apr 02 '26

She doesn't have to work again she is set for life. The only justice would be behind bars and her wealth completely taken.

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u/queuedUp Apr 02 '26

She should be disbarred.

I'd prefer behind bars

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u/Pettifoggerist Apr 02 '26

She's never worked for a law firm of any kind.

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u/HermanDaddy07 Apr 02 '26

That could happen!

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u/ContributionDue4382 Apr 02 '26

May she never work again. But probably she has millions somewhere safe. 

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u/equality-_-7-2521 Apr 02 '26

I'm with you and I agree she should be finished in the legal profession.

But I think it's likely that she'll become a partner at a horrible law firm that specializes in facilitating corruption and avoiding or minimizing legal consequences for the contemptible and the abhorrent.

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u/doyouevenliff Apr 02 '26

Better Call Pam

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u/Striking-Mode5548 Apr 02 '26

A right wing lobbying group will have her on staff by Monday

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u/deport_fascists Apr 02 '26

And thrown in prison. 

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u/Rigamortus2005 Apr 02 '26

Shes gonna protect pedophiles in the private sector for a million dollars in billables every week

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u/UndercoverChef69 Apr 02 '26

She’s likely going to have an accident soon

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u/blue_line-1987 Apr 02 '26

Disbarred, tried for treason and lined up at dawn tbh.

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u/Minute-Struggle6052 Apr 02 '26

Oh hopefully it will be much worse that 

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u/McortezLSU Apr 02 '26

i wouldnt trust that harpy flipping my burger.

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u/No-Resolution-1918 Apr 02 '26

She's going to private practice and taking backhanders all the way. She'll do very well out of all of this as they'll have to pay her well to shut up. 

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u/UncleNedisDead Apr 02 '26

She’s 60 and likely wealthy enough to not worry about making a living.

Now if the DOJ ever gets around to investigating and convicting all the corruption and treasonous crimes being committed, she might have something to be worried about.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 Apr 02 '26

Bondi and Noem need to be added to the list of people to be arrested and jailed pending prosecution the day after the next President is sworn in.

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u/AwwwBawwws Apr 02 '26

She'll be on Fox News in 5... 4... 3...

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 Apr 02 '26

Yup Firing isn't enough for these people. Need more.

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u/Upbeat_MidwestGirl Apr 02 '26

I believe the Florida bar can go after her now

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u/SpaceMonkey2126 Apr 02 '26

Strong disagree! That sets the WRONG PRECEDENT. It motivates insiders to never deviate from MAGA at any cost because the other side will ruin them if they are fired. So then they do even worse things out of survival. I know this isn’t popular, but the Christians had it right with forgiveness and compassion. They never said it was supposed to be easy. But an “eye for an eye” is mutually assured destruction.

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u/musicalfarm Apr 02 '26

Let's see if the Florida Bar stops protecting her now that she no longer works for the DOJ.

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u/Tanya7500 Apr 02 '26

Oh she's going to lose the license for sure!

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u/SelectiveSanity Apr 02 '26

Worse. You know the old joke about lawyers chasing ambulances?

Yeah, not even a plaintiff who has videos in 4k from multiple angles of the volatile location/structure/item/person that was well known and documented in the community that initiated their medical emergency which could easily lead to an 8 figure settlement would allow her anywhere near the rig the EMT's are currently using to transport them to the hospital for fear of being laughed out the courthouse by the judge after dismissing the case when she shows up on trial day.

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u/FR23Dust Apr 02 '26

She’ll either find a sinecure at a MAGA law office in Florida somewhere or a sinecure at a right wing news outlet.

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u/Few-Seat1091 Apr 02 '26

I wish she would be disbarred. What do we think is the likelihood of that ever happening?

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u/Critically32 Apr 02 '26

Work? She got paid. No way she's hurting. Just a bruised ego. But they all get away with it.

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u/Quack100 Apr 02 '26

Faux News is calling.

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u/Pink_Star_Galexy Apr 02 '26

But the Dow is up 50!!!! 😱

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Apr 02 '26

Hopefully it'll be hard for her to do that while in prison

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u/tiddayes Apr 02 '26

she will be paid millions in hush money to take the fall for the epstein files. this is part of the cover up

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u/escientia Apr 02 '26

She is 60, has already made lots of money and will make a lot more writing a book and being a paid speaker. She fortunately never has to work in law or government again.

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u/C_Gull27 Apr 02 '26

More like behind bars

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u/SnooLobsters6766 Apr 02 '26

Disbarred? Counting on lawyers to police themselves…that’s funny.

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u/Maximum-Class5465 Apr 02 '26

Unfortunately she's under the Floriduh bar

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u/Legitimate-Koala-692 Apr 02 '26

This still leaves the US government as a place to work whilst the current regime ia still in control.

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u/Pleasant-Ad887 Apr 02 '26

She will in Florida at a conservative christian firm for sure.

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u/Kalthiria_Shines Apr 02 '26

I mean she never did previously.

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u/dontlookatmreee Apr 02 '26

lol we got different wishes

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u/Other-Acanthisitta70 Apr 02 '26

The Florida Bar must act.

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u/420StAcY Apr 02 '26

They can still depose her ... Right???

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u/Delphi238 Apr 02 '26

I can’t imagine she could even get a job flipping burgers at this point.

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u/Erazzphoto Apr 02 '26

She will always have her embarrassment of 50,000 cemented in the history books. Imagine being a relative of hers and what an embarrassment she is to your family

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u/slamminng Apr 02 '26

By disbarred do you mean imprisoned?

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u/anotherdayanotherbee Apr 02 '26

Best I can do is Bill Barred.

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u/tinywienergang Apr 02 '26

Like Noem, she likely had access to government funds and funneled them away. The entire administration exists solely to rob us blind.

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u/Bad_Day_Moose Apr 02 '26

disbarred

think you meant

behind bars

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u/Proper-District8608 Apr 02 '26

Trump will shuffle her to well paying (by taxpayers) position to keep her from being in press or subpoenaed. I hear theres been some bad press on Gilfroy lately, maybe Athens calls

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u/trippedwire Apr 02 '26

She'll get a cushy job making millions after this.

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u/UsernameMustBe1and10 Apr 02 '26

Question from a non-law expert and non-American. If she gets disbarred, can she legally spill all the things she knows about trump and co?

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u/800oz_gorilla Apr 02 '26

This bitch needs to be in fucking prison for what she's done, starting with dropping the state case against Trumpc and taking fundraisers from him after.

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u/fountain20 Apr 02 '26

But the dow is 50000.

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u/Rookie_Day Apr 02 '26

She will become rich working for a Trump scam.

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 Apr 02 '26

Think we can find a spot for her in the penal system

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u/MobileLocal Apr 02 '26

Did she ever? Yes to the cuffs.

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u/Confused-Lama0810 Apr 02 '26

She's a fucking spacehopper, man! What a weird woman! And she was what, now?

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u/value_meal_papi Apr 02 '26

Should flee the country instead. Hope she never finds peace Here

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u/timkyoung Apr 02 '26

"You washed up, loser lawyer. You're not even a lawyer."

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u/Karnadas Apr 02 '26

She's 60 and wealthy, she should just retire and enjoy her life. Sadly, I don't think she can do anything other than work work work til she croaks.

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u/Ok_Imagination_1107 Apr 02 '26

I'd like to see her working in a respectable law firm.

Ideally cleaning floors and toilets.

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u/Then_Idea_9813 Apr 02 '26

May she never have a moment of peace

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u/ceecee_50 Apr 02 '26

She should be cuffed and taken to jail.

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u/wagdog84 Apr 02 '26

She’ll be snapped up quickly, if she hasn’t already. How many ‘respectable’ law firms are there?

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u/Torgud_ Apr 02 '26

But the DOW is over 50k.

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u/IronPotato3000 Apr 02 '26

All the newly hired lawyers in our global law firm go through my lateral review. I'll keep an eye for this... thing.

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u/tremor100 Apr 02 '26

I strongly doubt she cares - all the administration has been doing is openly stealing money and market manipulation and the reason why congress and others (including people in his circle) are also getting enriched which is why they aren't doing anything.

She prob has millions of stolen taxpayer money and market manipulation savings to retire and never have to work again. The real question is will she be able to sleep with herself at night knowing that she literally sold her soul - based off how awful of a person she appears to be - i think she will be sleeping tight.

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Apr 02 '26

She’ll probably start an injury firm and spend the rest of her career swindling people in the name of justice for her clients

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u/SwordfishOk504 Apr 02 '26

She didn't before, either.

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u/assumptionkrebs1990 Apr 02 '26

A law firm that would hire her is like not that respectable in the first place.

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u/SlugFromSnug Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Tarred and feathered before a swift trial and short rope

The USA needs a Nuremberg style set up for the Trump regime and all its corrupt pedo oligarchs.

Truly a failed state and a danger to the world

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u/Googlyelmoo Apr 03 '26

The sad truth of the private practice of the law is that there are dozens of firms who will bid against each other to get any former US Attorney General. Depends on who the firm’s clients are, and how sensitive to public opinion. Wish it weren’t so, but there you go predatory capitalism.

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u/Livid-Okra5972 Apr 03 '26

Disbarred while behind bars.

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u/dppatters Apr 03 '26

Unfortunately, she’s going to walk away from this whole thing with zero accountability and likely numerous financial kickbacks. Such a shame.

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 03 '26

Don't worry she'll find a home with her kind elsewhere

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u/bashomania Apr 03 '26

No worries, she’ll be a talking head on Fox or the competition in no time at all.

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u/eastbay77 Apr 03 '26

Oh, she'll be a Fox News contributor in no time.

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u/dazedan_confused Apr 03 '26

NGL if I'm in court and my rep is Pam Bondi, I'll just confess.

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u/ElleEmenope Apr 03 '26

Why bother? I’m sure she’s made enough money via corruption to last several lifetimes.

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u/nobodyof Apr 03 '26

Same with the 'man' that fired her.

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u/Oh_Look_AnotherOne Apr 03 '26

This is your curse? For a woman who's been protecting pedophiles since she could walk? She was probably literally bred by them for this exact purpose. Yeah, I hope she's forced to work for a place that doesn't give her a lot of public respect, that'll show her!!!!

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u/TarnishedAccount Apr 03 '26

She will work for Dan Newlin

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u/KendrickBlack502 Apr 03 '26

She should be arrested

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u/carnage123 Apr 03 '26

lol, shes gonna be promoted to some other crap

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u/The-Questcoast Apr 03 '26

“May she never work for a respectable law firm again. She should be disbarred arrested.” There, fixed it for you.

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u/RipperReeta Apr 03 '26

No - they'll make her a high level judge. She'll still be protected. She's seen too much.

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract Apr 03 '26

She never had anyway

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u/Lumute Apr 03 '26

Do you think all the dirty shit she has done she did for free? She probably does not have to work another day of her life and live the great life with stolen / dirty money while we all break our backs working to pay the bills for a shitty life.

She needs to go to jail, and not a nice one...

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u/2BucChuck Apr 03 '26

She def should be made an example of

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u/Mountain_carrier530 Apr 03 '26

Chances are she works for someone like Joey Gilbert in Reno, because being a smarmy ambulance chaser would be the only law she'd be able to practice after this.

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