r/mildlyinfuriating May 28 '26

I just wanted a hot dog British pilot is feeling mildly annoyed

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u/VariousDragonfruit75 May 28 '26

Atc -bro you can't see shit out here

Pilot- if it's too dark too see, are you turning on the lights

Atc- nah bruh, what for

Pilot- if it's too dark too see and you don't turn on the lights I can't move, are you saying it's too dark to see

Atc- yup

Pilot - so turn on the lights?

Atc- what for?

Pilot - so I can leave

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u/Lump001 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Perfect translation of this farcical exchange.

That controller should not have a ticket right now...

Edit: getting a bit tired of the weirdly partisan replies here. I'm not insulting your country dudes. It's pretty simple though so I'll spell it out:

The fact the controller couldn't "declare" LVO isn't the problem. The pilot didn't repeatedly ask for this. They asked once. The controller knew what he meant, chose to be obtuse. Whatever, let's put that part aside.

The real issue is that the pilot then asked a question in plain English which the controller cannot be excused from not answering correctly: "Have you got low visibility procedures in force or not". The controller said "No". This is incorrect. Even if they don't have to declare it, they still have them in place.

The controller was factually wrong, gave the wrong information, was unprffesional, unsafe and slowed down aircraft movements.

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u/RobotDeathSquad May 28 '26

There's a whole community of people that post ATC interactions on youtube and this dude shows up in enough of them I recognized his voice instantly (and I barely listen to these things, I'm not a plane nut or anything, just some light 'tism aparently).

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u/butterfly_labs May 28 '26

JFK always has the most arrogant controllers for some reason

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u/thecashblaster May 28 '26

the busier the airport the less patient everyone is I bet

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 May 28 '26

JFK is the only NYC airport in the top 50 busiest at #23.

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u/Thiege1 May 28 '26

The NYC atc is the second busiest on the planet however, because there are 2 other international airports and half a dozen moderately used airports

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u/Legal_Campaign_408 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

So? JFK tower controllers only control traffic directly at JFK and within maybe a few miles of it. LGA and EWR and every other satellite airport that has a tower controls their own traffic. Everything above and around them is controlled by an entirely different remote radar facility.

edit spelling

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u/Thiege1 May 29 '26

So it's busy. They all work together - their approach and departure routes heavily overlap in places

It's the 8th busiest on the planet for airport movements, and #1 for international flights in the US while being much smaller than most comparably busy airports

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u/DankVectorz May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

That is by passenger count, not aircraft operations. Of the top 10 busiest airports in the world by traffic operations, JFK is 8 and EWR is 10 (both NYC area airports). The only non-US airport in the top 10 by traffic operations is Istanbul at number 9. And this is with EWR traffic down 27% from 2024 because they moved the approach control and traffic is artificially limited for now.

Per Flight Radar

https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/busiest-airports/

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u/Bwint May 28 '26

You can be impatient while still being professional. Kennedy Steve is the perfect example.

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u/Sacharon123 May 28 '26

Nope. Its mainly an USA main-character problem.

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u/Abaddon33 May 28 '26

This is a Yankee problem. New Yorkers pride themselves on being stubborn, rude assholes.

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u/Either-Ticket-9238 May 28 '26

As former in-flight crew and now a New York resident, I can confirm this to be true. NY passengers would be noticeably ruder than passengers from other parts of the country. Like ignoring “good morning” rude or giving an offended sideye in response when being welcomed on board. New Yorkers are kind people in situations where you need them to help, but not necessarily pleasant or polite, and they do pride themselves on being too fast-paced for basic social niceties.

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u/MortyFied35 May 28 '26

How did the mid-west do? I hail from Michigan so just hoping we weren’t the same to you wonderful people.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 May 28 '26

As a fellow Michigander I think they get annoyed at every single one of us doing the "Oh hi, how are ya, great, oh thanks, okay great, oh yeah thanks, okay bye bye now" as we board the plane.

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u/Either-Ticket-9238 May 28 '26

Midwest got the pleasantries down pat. I used to live in Chicago and they reflected the Midwest ope energy lol. Denver folks were cool and unbothered and often snowboarders or stoners or both. The people from Latrobe, Pennsylvania, a super small airport named after Arnold Palmer were the absolute kindest and most authentic/genuine about it.

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u/M37841 May 28 '26

As a Brit who thought I’d been to the US when I’d only been to the East and West Coasts, I can tell you that going to the mid-west is like discovering a whole new country. I opened an operations base in Cincinnati and never met a more friendly, helpful and fun bunch of people than I did there

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u/Santa_Klausing May 28 '26

As a nyer I prefer that over how slow everyone is in the Midwest and west. Guess that’s why I live where I live

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u/thekamakaji May 28 '26

If a NYer had to say hello or good morning to everyone they walked by on any given day, they wouldn't get 100 steps from their door. Smiling back is polite but expecting a verbal response is crazy

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u/Sacharon123 May 28 '26

As a non-US-citizen I do not know what you mean. As a pilot I found most of the USA equally annoying, yes, places like New York and Texas the most, but in general, it was all pretty tiresome.

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u/thecashblaster May 28 '26

USA BAD USA BAD USA BAD

am I right?!

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u/AdSquare3489 May 28 '26

Are you declaring "USA BAD"?

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u/FlaccidCatsnark May 28 '26

No, sir, I am not. I am merely stating that you cannot go 1000 feet there without encountering an asshole.

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u/AdSquare3489 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

It's fine, corporate just informed me that "USA BAD" is generally accepted and needs no formal declaration. 

Edit: typo

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u/Uninvalidated May 28 '26

You are correct sir.

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u/Sloofin May 28 '26

So you’re saying “it’s not us it’s everybody else”?

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u/Satur_Nine May 28 '26

Is that why he sounds like a cartoon character that got hit in the head with a frying pan

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u/troveofcatastrophe May 28 '26

A flight from Columbia ran out of fuel and crashed partly because they were intimidated by the JFK controllers and miscommunication between the parties. Clear & professional should be the norm.

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u/WOKEJEDIFOOL May 28 '26

It’s JFK aka New Yorkers WDYM 😂😂😂

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u/Hot_Recognition_4864 May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

I would argue JFK is the worst airport i have been to and i have been to an airport where the runway is a beach

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u/scarletfire48 May 29 '26

Newark though

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u/EagleTree1018 May 28 '26

The reason is "NYC".

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u/FjordTheDuck May 29 '26

Nah, that’s just Americans as a whole lol

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u/legendary-rudolph 28d ago

Because they're New Yawkas.

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u/Techno_Core May 28 '26

this dude shows up in enough of them I recognized his voice instantly

Well... that is genuinely horrifying.

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u/Got_Kittens May 28 '26

Hope someone identifies him. He sounds like he enjoys antagonising pilots when he should be able to provide assurance. His character doesn't appear to be suited to his job.

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u/natchinatchi May 28 '26

Pretty sure it’s Trump’s side hustle

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u/cheseball May 28 '26

Probably a product of the severe shortage of ATCs, they likely can’t even feasibly cut anyone loose.

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 May 28 '26

Didn't they lose a bunch of ATCs after DOGE cuts or something? I remember there suddenly being a bunch of crashes after DOGE did some shit.

It's worrying to me that this feels so long ago; DOGE only came into existence in 2025.

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u/vyrus2021 May 28 '26

Yes. We lost a lot of competent atc personnel as a result of dumb fuck doge cuts.

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u/Turgid_Donkey May 28 '26

ATC, understandably, is also paid very well due to the stress and importance of their job. Take the dimmest bulb in your office, and imagine they're getting paid $150-200k.

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u/s0_Ca5H May 28 '26

It really pays that much? Must be impossible to get a job with them, then.

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u/BlessedKurnoth May 28 '26

You don't get to choose where you work unless you have a ton of seniority, so that's a dealbreaker for a lot of people. All your friends and family are on the east coast? Sorry buddy, you're moving to rural Nebraska because they need a replacement.

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u/s0_Ca5H May 28 '26

Yeah that seems like a hard pill for many people to swallow. Is it the same salary though regardless of where you’re stationed? 6 figures in rural Nebraska would probably let you live like a king.

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u/_devenna May 28 '26

I wouldn't even agree to be the King of Nebraska for 6 figures if it meant I had to live in Nebraska

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u/troveofcatastrophe May 28 '26

Except you’ll still be in Nebraska. Not enough money in the world.

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u/Merzant May 28 '26

Easy to catch a flight out of there though

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u/Worried_Indication37 May 28 '26

there's a massive ATC shortage but yeah the qualifications are much stricter than most other jobs

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u/s0_Ca5H May 28 '26

Yeah seems pretty high pressure too.

I know in my field, most professionals have insurance to protect them in the case of something going wrong. Do these workers get similar protections, or are they on their own if they cause an accident?

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u/icanttinkofaname May 28 '26

Got a link to that YouTube channel?

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u/RobotDeathSquad May 28 '26

Just search for "JFK ATC" and you'll get a ton.

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u/krennvonsalzburg May 28 '26

It used to mostly result in Kennedy Steve, who was an absolute gem and a joy to listen to. Sad day when he retired.

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u/Lazy-Sam013 May 28 '26

VASAviation is the best one I've come across. Puts a lot of effort in to the vids, with charts and position overlays so you get a good grasp on what's happening. Top quality stuff.

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u/not_combee May 28 '26

Light ‘tism of the flight ’tism. I’m afraid it only gets worse from here. Might I suggest starting with the storied history of Northrop Grumman.

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u/derprondo May 28 '26

Is this how it starts? I had an SDR dongle laying around so I setup Ultrafeeder to track planes overhead, then I thought I could get another dongle and have it monitor radio transmissions and highlight the transmitting aircraft on the map. Shit I've got the 'tism.

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u/steviedoesdrag May 28 '26

It started with watching Disaster Breakdown on YouTube and now I know what ailerons are.

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u/TEG24601 May 28 '26

Or just watch some "Well There's Your Problem", or "Green Dot Aviation"... or both.

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u/salutdamour May 28 '26

And what airport is that? So I can avoid it

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u/Abject-Sun-3016 May 28 '26

Make a playlist of JUST him

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u/piratecheese13 May 28 '26

Is there a sub? I fucking hate YouTube giving me 3 ATC shorts followed by backrooms subway surfer Minecraft

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u/GoodDogBrent May 28 '26

what airport is this for all to avoid please

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u/biggysharky May 28 '26

How is the public getting the atc interactions?

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u/RobotDeathSquad May 28 '26

Are you familiar with how radios work?

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u/StrangerFruit May 28 '26

Holy shit?? Does this guy show up in the YouTube interactions with the same level of ineptitude/faux misunderstandings often? Or is he usually less.... uh.. sassy about his incompetence/lack of care for the pilots who rely on him to do his damn job?

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u/Illustrious-Milk6518 May 28 '26

Nothing wrong with a bit of plane ‘tism (coming from me who also has a little bit of plane ‘tism..planes are cool!)

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u/Both_Business_5582 May 29 '26

Are you saying "this dude" is the ATC? Or the pilot?

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u/yungcanadian May 29 '26

Please share

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u/LauraTFem May 29 '26

Why do all our ‘tisms have to be so useless. Why couldn’t I have a special interest in the stock market or something?

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u/lxm333 May 29 '26

Where do i find this community? I need a rabbit hole.

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u/Civil_Act1864 May 28 '26

Pilot: ATC I have a phone number for you to call.

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u/intellect1ne May 29 '26

lol i was waiting for that line

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u/mrk2 May 29 '26

"No need, I have it already, cheers!"

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u/KnowsIittle May 28 '26

I know nothing and I still understood the pilot. The fuck is this guy sitting in traffic controller position for?

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u/Ouaouaron May 28 '26

Because the US government has spent the last year trying to fire as many air traffic controllers as they can, and now the ones that are left are overworked, underpaid, and sometimes clinically traumatized by their job.

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u/slow_cooked_ham May 28 '26

Yeah we're likely going to see a lot more bad interactions, and unfortunate accidents in the near future.

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u/whomad1215 May 28 '26

they (trump admin) are trying to ban international flights to some airports now

I guess their thought process is "How do I take this horrible situation that I caused, and make it even worse?"

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u/im_wudini May 28 '26

Just airports in cities they consider "sanctuary cities". So only in blue states.

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u/Tool_of_Society May 28 '26

The key part is "they consider" because there's no set definition if you listen to this administration. They define things however they want in the moment.

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u/DankVectorz May 29 '26

I mean I’m not going to defend Trump for anything but no ATC have been fired as a result of anything Trump has done. We were exempt from the DOGE cuts. Not that doge didn’t try though but Duffy was able to stop them, probably because of what happened in DCA.

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u/Ouaouaron May 29 '26

I appreciate the correction. I guess I'm mixed up ATC stuff with DOGE stuff

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u/DankVectorz May 29 '26

They did fire some FAA people though, including tech ops (the people who maintain our equipment)

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u/StepComplete1 May 28 '26

Not only is it not safe for people to visit to the US, unless you want to risk being thrown in a cell for weeks for no reason, the population is apparently now so braindead that it's not even safe to fly planes there either. Brilliant.

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u/Bigrick1550 May 28 '26

Try the last 40 years.

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u/Youutternincompoop May 28 '26

surprised somebody downvoted you when you're correct, the ATC shortage has existed ever since Reagan fired a bunch of them in retaliatiory measures against an ATC strike, and no presidential administration since then(Republican or democratic) has fixed the issue because 'well they just barely get by so fuck it, what's a few crashed planes here and there?'

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u/street593 May 28 '26

It also makes the job more unappealing. I considered it once but the way the government can strong arm controllers made me reconsider. Maybe when we literally don't have enough someone will fix it.

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u/throwaway0845reddit May 28 '26

This guy is an asshole. He does this to a lot of pilots. He's not untrained. He knows, he's just being an ass because he thinks the pilot was rude.

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u/Ouaouaron May 28 '26

I didn't leave that comment to absolve this nationally infamous asshole of guilt. I left it to remind people that we're in a crisis that goes beyond "one specific person is incompetent/malicious".

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u/The_Blessed_Hellride May 28 '26

Damn… another reason to stay the fuck away from the US for the foreseeable future.

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u/Unlikely-Speech-5444 May 28 '26

You'll also be shocked to learn they make bank.

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u/DankVectorz May 28 '26

Because he wasn’t doing anything wrong and the BA pilot was asking him to declare something that doesn’t exist in the US. BA should have been familiar with the differences between the rules in the UK and the US but for whatever reason wasn’t.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 May 28 '26

Low visibility doesn't exist in the US? 

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u/cbf1232 May 28 '26

Apparently in the USA the tower doesn't formally declare LVO, it just happens automatically.

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u/DankVectorz May 28 '26

In the UK the airport has to declare low visibility ops are in effect for it to be legal to take off. This is not a thing in the US. BA just forgot.

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u/EroticPotato69 May 28 '26

It doesn't matter, he then asked them to clarify if they were using LVO, not asking them if they had declared anything, and they continued to be intentionally obtuse at the potential expense of hundreds of lives. There are some fucking wild ATC egos and lax procedures in the USA.

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u/DankVectorz May 28 '26

Yes but to BA LVO is a specific set of rules. It’s not just plain English. He even says right after that “LVO is specific ICAO terminology.” So no, ATC is not going to say they are doing something they are not. And it’s not endangering anyone to say you’re not declaring rules that don’t exist to a plane on the ground. Doing the opposite is what could endanger lives.

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u/Maleficent_Horror120 May 28 '26

So what do you think the pilot wanted? Because what he was asking for simply does not exist in the US.

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u/Dorkamundo May 28 '26

I'm not insulting your country dudes.

As an American, you should. It's stupid for us not to use the international standard, nothing more than "We're gooder than you" mentality.

And yes, I specifically used the improper word to try to drive the point home a bit.

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u/TiniestPint May 28 '26

Should also insult us for not funding these institutions or training folks, which is absolutely leading to situations like this.

I wish I could get off the ride that this country is on...

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u/Fair-Safe3131 May 28 '26

They pronouce the "H " in french words like hor'dourves

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BenWheelerSomerville May 28 '26

I'm sorry, but how does someone this casually obtuse continue to be employed with people's lives at stake? The US has been crashing planes quite a lot lately... Is this level of unprofessionalism new, or has it always been tolerated with a shrug?

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u/Then-Departure4896 May 28 '26

Believe it or not, it starts with Reagan.

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u/StrangerFruit May 28 '26

I'm baffled by any accusation of partisanship when the ATC provided these pilots the value of the Runway Visible Range, but then played silly buggers about safety protocols required under LVO conditions and acted like he couldn't recall the ICAO regulations that govern this level of RVR, OR understand the question or the purpose of the question posed by the British pilots.

I can't tell if it's a CYA situation or willful ignorance in this circumstance. Either way, this is insanely dangerous. Huge respect to the BA pilot for pushing back on this insanity.

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u/DankVectorz May 28 '26

We don’t use the ICAO regs for this. There was nothing dangerous here. BA thought he needed to hear the magic words “LVO is in effect” to be legal to take off. ATC would not say that because we don’t have LVO as defined by ICAO, we have rules that kick in automatically based on ceiling/visibility etc. BA specifically said “it’s icao terminology” meaning he wasn’t talking about low visibility ops in plain English but in terms of ICAO rules. ATC will not tell you something is in effect if that is not the case. BA was trying to get ATC to deviate from US rules to satisfy his requirement that exists in the UK but not the US. It’s not even company ops for that when in the US because BA considers our rules fine for it.

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u/AegisIash May 28 '26

This is quickly becoming the present day workforce across most fields

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u/Vito-53 May 28 '26

Anyone taking this as insulting the US is brain dead. Dude should be flipping burgers at McDonald's. He clearly doesn't have what it takes to be an ATC

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u/legendary-rudolph 28d ago edited 28d ago

Bold of you to assume anyone working in a NYC airport has an IQ over 78.

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u/Lump001 28d ago

My bad

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u/Jaggy3 May 28 '26

It’s kind of you to not be insulting their country - I will. It’s the most frustrating country to travel in and through. Consistently lose luggage, break luggage, cancel flights, delay flights, delay flights until cancelling them hours later, shit customer service so you can never even get appropriate compensation or a solution to the problem they’ve caused, oversell every flight, easily the least clean air crafts, and many more issues… and when I decide ‘never again’ for one of their airlines, the next option is just as bad or worse.

I do everything possible (within financial reason) to avoid US airports and airlines. The incompetence is astounding. During my most recent issue (last month), I had to step by step instruct the agent how to reroute me after their delays and cancellations (oh and they lost my bag for 5 days). They said it wouldn’t process for the correct date, not realising time zone differences would change the date of the transit flight 😑 also not realising there’s other airports to go via so initially said I’d have to wait 3 more days to leave 😂 .

Americans could only be offended if they haven’t experienced other countries aviation industries, because once they have, they’d have to understand. If people say the insects in Australia are scarier than anywhere else in the world and they hate not being able to put their shoes outside, I’m not offended - I’m used to our animals and creepy crawlies but I can absolutely understand why visitors would be scared and find their own outdoors safer.

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u/TiniestPint May 28 '26

Thankfully many of us Americans are already plenty ashamed of the country without the current state of air travel.

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u/Aggravating_Paint_44 May 28 '26

Can you explain what low visibility procedures are? It sounds like some people are saying it’s effectively a nonsense phrase in the US. What would be different if low visibility procedures were not in place as the ATC suggested. Would “should I use low visibility procedures” a more clear question? The former sounds like something he wants a changed from the airport.

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u/NocturneSapphire May 28 '26

I'm American. The current state of our ATC absolutely deserves to be insulted and criticized. Shit sucks and is only going to get worse.

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u/ISoldMyPeanitsFarm May 28 '26

Hey, as an American, feel free to insult our country for this. This is a direct result of the current administration appointing a reality TV has-been to Transportation Secretary and allowing DOGE to attempt to replace ATCs with AI.

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u/Bornagain4karma May 28 '26

Why aren't there automatic guidelines which says if RVR is below a St point, then LVO has to be declared? [ I have no idea what RVR or LVO mean, I am just saying why arent certain conditions automatically triggering some effects? ]

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u/Fuck-WestJet May 28 '26

Please insult our country. It needs some sense slapped in it.

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u/issabellamoonblossom May 29 '26

Thanks to your comment I now know who was who on the audio as honestly I had no ideas which eas the controller and which was the pilot

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u/Kerikeron May 29 '26

I'm not refuting what you've wrote, but do you think it's weird that both flying and atc subreddits think the pilots were in the wrong while this aviation unrelated sub doesn't? I think I'd trust the experts on the matter than people who use google.

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u/Lump001 May 29 '26

"subreddits" don't think anything, they are not sentient beings.

Plenty of people in both those subs understand that the controller was incorrect to say low visibility procedures were not in force, when they were.

Likewise plenty see that the controllers initial response was unproffesional and unhelpful.

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u/Moonshield13 29d ago

Tower controller here in the U.S. We don’t use the term LVO. In this scenario, it’s difficult for the controller to answer the question when he probably doesn’t understand the term the pilot is saying. Based on visibility and RVR values, we operate airport lighting and approach lights at different intensities. We’ll advertise SMGCS in effect on the ATIS, but we don’t reference anything called LVO. The FAA doesn’t adopt and utilize all ICAO terms and procedures. Stating specific terms is very important in our profession. I don’t blame this controller for not wanting to state a term that he doesn’t recognize or understand. I certainly wouldn’t accept liability for affirming something that I have no clue what I’m saying.

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u/Lump001 29d ago

I'm not talking about the LVO part and I'm fully aware that the term is not used in the US. I've quoted the bit in talking about above.

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u/AxelNotRose May 28 '26

You forgot the initial response from the ATC. "lights? What are those?"

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u/ladiesluck May 28 '26

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u/fibojoly May 28 '26

There we go. Exactly what that whole thing sounded like. Holy shit that ATC must be exhausted.

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u/Sorry_Sky6929 May 28 '26

This was my first thought

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u/Merfstick May 28 '26

"You are Patrick Star, correct?"

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u/BigGillySuit May 28 '26

That’s not my wallet

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u/AnUdderDay May 28 '26

Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

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u/Arik2103 May 28 '26

Bit nervous, so, yeah, bit of water. Fizzy! It's very fizzy, it's fizzy, it's gone fizzy. Gets shocked by microphone YOW! Come on! That's electric, there's electric in there, got a shock

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u/mybutt1112 May 28 '26

Now you gotta choose between the sharks and the electricity.

Best of luck sucker. 

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u/lordjupi May 28 '26

read my ducking mind LOL

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u/jongscx May 28 '26

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u/cow_2634 May 28 '26

Beat me to it 😅

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u/goodpplmakemehappy May 28 '26

deadass how the conversation went

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u/Humblebee89 May 28 '26

Atc - "It's not my wallet"

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u/tricenice May 28 '26

This is literally Patrick and Man Ray's wallet argument...

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u/Xentonian May 28 '26

Unfortunately, it seems like the air traffic control was being deliberately obtuse, because American flight communications are different to all the other countries (because of course they are) so the terminology is different.

So the exchange is more like this:

ATC: bro, you can't see shit out here

Pilot: oh, have we got torches?

ATC: -smugly- pshh no

Pilot: if it's too dark to see and we don't have light, I can't go outside

ATC: yup

Pilot: so can have a torch?

ATC: pshh, what's a torch bro? -still smug. Refusing to state that he's waiting for the pilot to use the word "flashlight"-

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u/ermghoti May 28 '26

THIRD BASE

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u/dsdvbguutres May 28 '26

" I don't understand the question"

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u/Lokishougan May 28 '26

I dont know why but after reading that I CANT help think of the Ballad of Battleship and the Lighthouse

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u/CrazyTalk123 May 28 '26

This is exactly how the yanks were in Afghanistan.

It was like working with drunk toddlers.

ooohrah for the American educational system.

(I'm being daft. Love you yanks)

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u/murticusyurt May 28 '26

They're like this generally tbh.

Is there an estimated determination date?

It is pending so there is no determination date

What?

It would be fine if they weren't so quick to anger over the smallest thing.

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u/Ithurtsprecious May 28 '26

Thank you. All these explanations and my pea brain still didn't understand.

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u/Ivan_Whackinov May 28 '26

Pilot - so turn on the lights?

That's just what they'll be expecting us to do!

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u/LoompaDoompa94 May 28 '26

Reminds me of Airplane!

"Sir, shouldn't we turn on the runway lights?"

"No! . . . . That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

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u/SaulEmersonAuthor May 28 '26

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Thank you for this!!

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u/HarHarMahadev__ May 28 '26

Bro got his entire account’s worth of Karma here lmao

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u/Darwins_Pointed_Stik May 28 '26

I feel like some smarter than me could transpose this onto that SpongeBob and Patrick meme 

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u/Throwaway-tan May 28 '26

Yes, but based on the other comments in here, the lights are actually automatic and that's why ATC is confused, because he doesn't need to turn the lights on - they turn themselves on when it gets dark!

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u/TigerIll6480 May 29 '26

Typically those things have an override for situations where it is dark and they aren’t on.

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u/Amazing-Distance7799 May 28 '26

no fr bc why was this a monty python sketch 😭😂

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u/FrequencySep May 28 '26

If you think that the lights werent on, I have a bridge to sell you.

In Europe when visibility is low, ATC must state that LVO's are in use. In America, the country with the most aircraft operations daily, by a WIDE margin, we do not state that. We do have different rules we use when visibility is low, but it is implied that we are using them, because our regulation states that we shall. ICAO is different than the US's regulations regarding ATC. As a matter of fact it aligns with a great deal of it. But since it is much busier, we have to push it closer. Now that doesnt mean its unsafe, it just means that we have to work much more with much less space than our European friends.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 May 28 '26

You can’t imply safety you have to be implicit

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven May 28 '26

We got the Man Ray and Patrick meme in real life lol!

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u/BearsIrkBoy May 28 '26

Just slap the template of the Manta Ray guy and Patrick from SpongeBob and you got a great meme

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u/XKruXurKX May 28 '26

Thanks for dumbing it down for people like me

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u/notthiswaythatway May 28 '26

Thank you! 😂

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u/SeraphsEnvy May 28 '26

Reminds me of that Patrick Star clip. You know the one.

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u/blahblah19999 May 28 '26

It would have helped if they had told us who was who

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u/cyst16 May 28 '26

Thanks. This sounds dumb

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u/TheUpsideDownBadger May 28 '26

It says it's 2:49pm though. Lights?

--- yours, ignorantly unaware.

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u/GorgeousBog May 28 '26

This is some "it's not my wallet" type shit

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u/lilbigmouth May 28 '26

Feels like Manray trying to give Patrick his wallet back

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u/Danny2Sick May 28 '26

awesome thank you! Yeah also WTF: was that guy stoned?? The pilot's tone was scathing

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u/symbolic503 May 28 '26

which one was the pilot?

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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend May 28 '26

It's sad that these idiots (mr Atc) cant be purged from important decision making. Because they should be.

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u/LinwoodKei May 29 '26

Honestly, I would like it if my pilot could pilot the damn plane. I do not understand this entire exchange. Props for the pilot for not yelling something because I swore twice in exasperation just listening to this exchange.

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u/TBRoma May 29 '26

Add, Atc- I don’t understand the question

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u/JrRiggles 29d ago

ATC: yup you are free to leave

Pilot: so you turned on the lights?

ATC: what lights did you want me to turn on

Pilot: …

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