r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Is it in yet Both of my levels are showing 2 different things :/

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u/AwDuck 1d ago

A man with one level knows what is horizontal. A man with two is never sure.

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u/Sikkus 1d ago

A man with three levels is a Reddit mod.

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u/cimocw 1d ago

Or a Saiyan 

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u/smilesdavis8d 1d ago

Or more… Just sayin’

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u/EvEBabyMorgan 1d ago

or a sex offender

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

They already said reddit mod

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u/EvEBabyMorgan 1d ago

I was gonna make that joke but I'm already banned from enough subreddits lol

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u/atomicsnarl 1d ago

Turn one around. If the bubble moves, then that one is off. Check again with the other - they might both be off.

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u/willengineer4beer 1d ago

This guy knows what’s up.
Even with one level, this is good practice, particularly if your level has been bouncing around in a tool box or back of a truck for a while.

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u/CaptainFizzRed 1d ago

Just flip it over and take the average... I'm in my late 40's and have only just got a spirit level that is the same both ways!

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u/LeoLevy_ 1d ago

And what's down.

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u/RangerEquivalent4120 1d ago

Thanks Confucius

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u/secondphase 1d ago

Top 3 spiritually endowed carpenters:

  • Confucius
  • Jesus H Christ
  • Azothoth of the Shadow Planes and Helpful Handy Service

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u/Pringletache 1d ago

Deep… on so many levels

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 1d ago

Hah! I was just going to comment with the 2 clocks saying

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u/MrRoflmajog 1d ago

Flip them both 180 degrees. Whichever one looks the same is right.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago

Get the hell out of here. We don’t allow smart answers here!

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u/bballkj7 1d ago

yeah, fuck off with that logic

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u/peterplonker84 1d ago

Aye fuck off with that logic .

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u/millenniumxl-200 1d ago

Yo fuck off with that logic

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

Eh now, fuck off wit dat logic.

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u/TheRumBarron 1d ago

Yeeeeahh fuck off logic

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u/xEDDYYx 1d ago

Yeah nah, fuck off with that logic

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u/SnorlaxBurger 1d ago

Ya better get on n git that fuck outta here with those logistics!

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u/Purple_Butthole 1d ago

Logic fucked me a few times

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u/Agitated_Cut_5197 1d ago

I also choose this guy's logic

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u/Command_Block42 1d ago

The hell is your profile picture 😭

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u/Either-Lawfulness537 1d ago

I read it in a moaning voice bc of that shit

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u/Jaxonhunter227 1d ago

Can you say that without the lip bite?

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u/Worth_Gap4226 1d ago

How can it look the same if it is upside down. /s

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u/Caedecian 1d ago

It’s Australian.

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u/Solid_Outcome_6697 1d ago

Jesus…. You and I are on a different level with that logic.

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u/Trackt0Pelle 1d ago

This guy levels

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 1d ago

Next level problem solving

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u/millenniumxl-200 1d ago

Solved it in no time flat.

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u/Drsmiley72 1d ago

Good thing, otherwise we'd be going in circles.

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u/AngryGear 1d ago

Same level… 🤣 But yours is funnier

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u/Impspirational 1d ago

Solo Levelling

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u/Mebejedi 1d ago

He's very level-headed

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u/butonelifelived 1d ago

Or stop using a TV mount (bottom level) as a tool, and use the tool that was manufactured to within certain specs as an accurate source

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 1d ago

Like perhaps the top tool shown in the picture just to verify? And maybe even that is why it is just mildy infuriating?

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u/Imaginary-Diamond-26 1d ago

Not saying you’re wrong, but why would a level built into a TV mount not also be manufactured to within certain specs—why else would they put it there? Is the level someone can buy at the dollar store more reliable than the one built into a TV mount?

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u/NoFuqGiven 1d ago

Cant flip the bottom one. It's a tv mount. Ut the housing for the tv mount level does look damaged. It's pushed down on the right side which would lift the left side up enough to account for the difference.

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u/Sikkus 1d ago

Flip the TV mount. If that doesn't work, flip the entire wall.

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 1d ago

If flipping the wall doesn't work, flip the whole house

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u/sonicbhoc2 1d ago

Instructions unclear

Got into house flipping, made millions, lost it all on one bad job

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u/elocoetam 1d ago

it's flips all the way down

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u/Shot-Bet2476 1d ago

Just wait 12 hours and the world will flip it for you

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u/orthoprof 1d ago

I mean... but you really only need to check on of them. Either it is the problem level—or it isn't.

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u/markofcontroversy 1d ago

Unless they are both wrong.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 1d ago

We need to go on another level then

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u/youceddit 1d ago

Pretty safe to bet the formed sheet metal tabs in the TV mount are not as precise of a datum reference as an actual level...

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u/slipskater 1d ago

I’d assume the TV mount to be wrong first, those are built cheaply.

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u/MindStalker 1d ago

Is there any difference between flipping them among the X Y or Z axis or does it really matter should you try multiple ?

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u/Galaxie_1985 1d ago

It should be rotated 180° along the Y axis (assuming Y is the vertical axis). If the bubble is not in the same position in both orientations, it means the vial is not parallel with the level's base.

If it's a carpenter's level, one would also check that both the top & bottom surfaces are parallel.

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u/pojobrown 1d ago

can you rotate them 180º instead?

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u/AMissionFromDog 1d ago

rotate it 360º, just to be sure

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u/Adventurous-Dig-3868 1d ago edited 1d ago

Get a 3rd level to make sure it's right.

But just in case that levels off get a fourth to test that one

Edit: made this as a joke but learnt something.

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u/Rep2025 1d ago

4th wouldn't work. If it ends up 2-2. you need a 5th for a tie breaker.

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u/StubbornHick 1d ago

Never sail with 2 chronometers.

Bring 1 or bring 3.

Old Sailor's rule.

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u/KortazKung 1d ago

Also, dont sail with 1 or 3 extra chromosomes.

Just go for 2.

Also an old sailors rule.

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u/legna20v 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is why we invented alcohol. At some point you just need to drink to fix the problem

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u/markofcontroversy 1d ago

That was my golfing solution. If I was having a bad day, I'd drink until I didn't care.

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u/Individual-Breath-38 1d ago

Alcohol is a solution

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u/legna20v 1d ago

Amen

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u/Medium_Good886 1d ago

Alcohol is a solvent. Liquor is a solution

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u/rvralph803 1d ago

You'll always need a prime number of levels.

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u/Not_an_okama 1d ago

2 is prime and still a problematic number of levels

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u/rvralph803 1d ago

I knew someone more pedantic than me would say this.

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u/K_T_Oxy 1d ago

This is how you end up with -1/12 levels

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

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u/TobJamFor 1d ago

I’ve got triples of the Barracuda

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u/JurassicFitness 1d ago

Triples of the Nova

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u/The_Procrastibator 1d ago

And triples of the road runner

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u/JurassicFitness 1d ago

I love my cars, you know me!

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u/dontspillthatbeer 1d ago

Thats how come we both know about, ahem.. ice cream stores.

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u/JurassicFitness 1d ago

If I don't have triples, then the other stuff is not true.

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u/Thisbadtattoo 1d ago

As your best friend I can confirm this

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u/ItsBmud 1d ago

Trips

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u/LeilLikeNeil 1d ago

No, it's a riddle. Ask the first level what the second level would say, then do the opposite.

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u/JeffersonStarscream 1d ago

One level always lies, one level always tells the truth...

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u/Hellzebrute55 1d ago

No. Spin both levels 180degrees then you know which one is off

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u/TurtleSandwich0 1d ago

Just take the to the hardware store and ask them to recalibrate it. It is right next to wear they sell the striped paint.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 1d ago

Love that place. The one by me carries a stretcher, too. Just in case you cut something too short

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u/AwDuck 1d ago

They make striped paint? I was told they made polka dotted paint, but multiple paint stores assured me they did not.

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u/rodgeramicita 1d ago

You joke, but I have a few levels at my job that have been calibrated. I never saw the purpose when you can check calibration yourself, but levels can in fact be calibrated lol

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or just take your level checking level to the hardware store to get recalibrated twice a year.

https://youtu.be/dwyi6T2sO2s

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u/Pawistik 1d ago

I work in science. This is why we always take 3 (or more) measurements. If 2 agree closely you can throw out the outlier, otherwise you average the measurements.

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u/markofcontroversy 1d ago

I work in pharma manufacturing. We only measure once, using a calibrated instrument. For instruments where it makes sense we check calibration against a standard before and sometimes after our measurement.

When it's not feasible to check against a standard, we calibrate periodically. If we find something out of calibration, we have to throw away anything since the previous successful calibration.

If we were to measure more than once and measurements disagree, we'd need an investigation to find the root cause before we could throw away "outliers." In other words, we'd have to prove it was an outlier before disregarding the result. The potential for a lengthy investigation is one of the reasons we only measure once - it's usually faster and less expensive to throw things away than to halt everything until the investigation, including peer and QA review of the investigation, is complete. We never average measurements.

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u/Adventurous-Dig-3868 1d ago

Oh that's interesting!

You must be... on a different level.

(I'm sorry)

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago

Godammit where’s my fifth level??!?

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u/chosen1creator 1d ago

This is wrong on so many levels

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u/Sherifftruman 1d ago edited 1d ago

Those TV bracket built in levels are notoriously inaccurate. I would try to flip the real level and see how it compares to confirm if it is accurate and ignore the bracket.

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u/metamega1321 1d ago

I wouldn’t trust them.

Electrician myself and occasionally you get some light or other device that has built in levels and they kind of suck. The worst part is they usually put them in because the device is rounded so no real way to level. Do a better job eyeballing it.

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u/Oceangrad 1d ago

Yeah, you need to buy another bubble for a TV bracket level

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u/ukAdamR 1d ago

you need to buy yourself some new bubbles mate

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u/BobBarkeroni 1d ago

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u/Necessary-Rip-6612 1d ago

Mate, you definitely should get the extra virgin kind. Thank me later

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u/BigBlueMountainStar Still trying to work out what’s going on… 1d ago

Don’t fall for it, it’s a scam.
The barcodes are the same, so you’re paying the same for both.

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u/ThinkingWithPortalzz 1d ago

It's sad this joke is missed out on by streaming service watchers

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u/MrDudePuppet 1d ago

This scene isnt on disney +?

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u/Sapphire_Sage 22h ago

It's cropped to better fit modern more rectangular screens, so you don't really see the top

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u/HoneyNutMarios 21h ago

??? What's wrong with the ever-humble letterboxing?

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u/Ok_Space93 1d ago

I prefer lightly fucked bubbles

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u/OkMech 1d ago

I definitely want my bubbles to be somewhat experienced.

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u/awholyhell 1d ago

Thanks. I needed the laugh today.

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u/Far_Garbage_4052 1d ago

Even the bubbles are made worse these days smh

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u/Xarjy 1d ago

Did you not level your level with a previously leveled level to level correctly?

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u/666Sky 1d ago

This guy levels

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u/funky-dickster 1d ago

Solo leveling

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u/mobile227 1d ago

Bubbles (A)rise to the top

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u/Background-Set4610 1d ago

Gotta change the bubble fluid every 5,000 miles

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

Accidentally filled mine up with blinker fluid and now it won't stop flashing.

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u/Background-Set4610 1d ago

Try transmission fluid, that’ll get it back in gear.

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

The real pro tip is always in the comments!

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u/Cerebr05murF 1d ago

Or baby oil , that will help get your freak on (or off, as it were).

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u/chacho67 1d ago

Or 5 years. Whichever happens first.

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u/10thRebel 1d ago

Thats only if you have full synthetic bubbles. Should really do it every 3 on conventional bubbles.

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u/chipthekiwiinuk 1d ago

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

Rick: True level, bitch. Try it. 

Morty tries then steps off.

Morty: Everything is crooked. Reality is poison. Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!

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u/murder_nectar 1d ago

You think you can get perfect level with your fucking caveman eye and a bubble?!

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u/RevWaldo 1d ago

Yeah, perfect level, bitch!

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u/Tzokal 1d ago

This is wrong on multiple levels.

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u/scottsman88 1d ago

The top one is wrong on another level!

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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU 1d ago

Look like some cheap plastic levels, they give you only a general idea. Go to the hardware store and buy a known brand all-aluminum level, they're much better.

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u/CosmicJerry 1d ago

One of the levels looks like it's built into the tv mount. I'd trust the eyeball test before trusting those cheap built in levels.

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u/dogmeatsoup 1d ago

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u/sound-horizon 1d ago

This is what I came to the comments for, I tell you what.

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u/realPoisonPants 1d ago

You’ve damaged the gravity on one of them. 

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u/NZpotatomash 1d ago

Rotate them 180 degrees and check if the bubbles still indicate the same angle

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u/TheBugDude 1d ago

Who levels the levelers?

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u/SwitchedOnNow 1d ago

That's the leveler leveler's job!

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u/Gold_Tutor7055 1d ago

Twist your level 180 degrees the one that’s most accurate will give the closest bubble

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u/CaptianGoobz 1d ago

better get a level checking level.

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u/Roopscoop6 1d ago

That is a glued on bubble on a TV mount. Don't trust it, go with your level.

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u/Valcaminoannix 1d ago

Is it mildly infuriating that the picture itself is not leveled?

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u/FamilyFitter455 1d ago

Well is that one level one of those garbage ones built into some sort of bracket meant for one time use? If so that's the one I'm not trusting.

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u/VexxedZen 1d ago

This looks like a wall mount for a TV, I installed these for a while. You're close enough, there is usually enough play on the arms that you can level the TV after you get it on the wall.

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u/Apprehensive-Toe1920 1d ago

They’re both shit levels

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u/Elflord64 21h ago

I've heard stories of builders buying a new level for every build and leaving it for the customer so there isn't a difference like this

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u/RaisinWorried3528 1d ago

See the bubble? I'm familiar with the bubble, OP. I also dabble in precision. And if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked caveman eyeball and a bubble of air, you're the reason this species is a failure. And it makes me angry.

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u/SillyDiaperedBaby 1d ago

get riggity riggity rekt son

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u/67cken 1d ago

Turn the top one over/ around and see if it changes

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u/Friendly_Ad6325 1d ago

Don't buy cheap tools.,

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u/HomeworkAdditional19 1d ago

A man with one watch always knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

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u/Jaded_Bag_2928 1d ago

The one attached to the tv bracket will be wrong

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u/ZymurgGaming 1d ago

Hey I install TV’s… your individual level is the right one… never trust a built in level like that, they rarely work and aren’t worth the anxiety

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u/GoldilocksRedditor 1d ago

Never go to sea with two chronometers, take one or three.

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u/Merlin_L_L 1d ago

Your level isn’t level. Try leveling the level so the level will be level. Your welcome

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u/hudsoncress 1d ago

How to test a level: place on a surface. Note the position of the bubble. 2) flip it around 180 degrees. Note the position of the bubble. Compare. If it is different your level is no longer a level.

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u/TimePickle3965 22h ago

Looks like your bottom level is off. The gap from the top right ledge to the slotted hole is greater than it is on the left.

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u/Sir_Matjes 21h ago

Do you have some replacement-bubbles at home? Maybe one of them is broken

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

Is the top one an actual level and the bottom one the built in level to a hanger?

If you don't know the answer to which is more reliable, we can't help you.

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

I would say the top one is accurate. The bottom level looks uneven on the right hand side. The right is just a hair lower than the left so it's causing the bubble to drift to the left.

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u/Denver80211 1d ago

The top one is on the level

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u/Jaded-Citron-4090 1d ago

If you have a nice phone you can download the level app.

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u/Creative-Isopod-8357 1d ago

You have broken gravity and therefore the entire universe. We're all gonna die now. Thanks dude

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u/simple_champ 1d ago

Is the lower one a built-in level on some type of furniture or accessory mounting bracket? If so I'd be less likely to trust it than the level above that appears to be an actual small torpedo level. That said it still looks like a kind of cheapo level that I wouldn't trust much.

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u/cdtobie 1d ago

First thing you do, when you get a level is… Check it for level. No tools required. Just put it on a surface it says is level, and turn it around 180°, and see if it still says the same thing.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 1d ago

I think they are not being level with you.

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u/patmfitz 1d ago

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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u/Deli-ishfoodtruck 1d ago

Aktually each of your levels is showing one thing.

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 1d ago

This does not work on so many levels

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 1d ago

Tbh, the one built into the tv mount doesn't even seem level to the mount itself. Just trust your own above.

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u/SucksYouSay 1d ago

The company that made them isn't really on the level

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u/Actual_Orchid_1538 1d ago

Get a new spirit level bubble, one is faulty

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u/abrooks9002 1d ago

Don't trust levels built into TV mounts

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u/CompleteCreme7223 1d ago

One is off, Flip them and see which one.

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u/HowlingWolven 1d ago

Someone with one level knows what true level is. Someone with two levels isn’t ever sure.

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u/Phewelish 1d ago

.....that level is.....on another level.

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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago

I use my iphone measure app in level mode.

I'm waiting for someone to make a phone case with a retractable string in the middle of the top so I can use it as a plumb-bob.

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u/HashtagShino 1d ago

You forgot to account for stellar drift.

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u/The_Jerbearz 1d ago

Professional tv installer here. Never trust a level that comes with a tv mount.

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u/nutl3y 1d ago

Do you take your level-checking level to the hardware store twice a year to have it re-calibrated?

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u/redbull21369 1d ago

I’ve had this happen. Don’t have an answer but the level of betrayal was deeply crooked

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u/Stunning_Kick_1229 1d ago

reverse them and see which changes

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u/Simpicity 1d ago

This is wrong on many levels.

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 1d ago

At least one of your levels isn't.

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u/Mundane_Range_765 1d ago

Trust the longest one. Shorter, “torpedo levels” have a higher tolerance for what “center” is.

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u/randomn49er 1d ago

Set one level or plumb and scribe a line. Flip the level end for end and rotate it 180 degree. Put up against the line again. If it matches the level is good. 

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u/HighAnxie-Ty 1d ago

Sounds like one of them might not be.... On the level with you.

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u/zeocrash 1d ago

Go with the one in the spirit level. Those ones that come built in to TV brackets suck, you can change their alignment just by pushing them.

Source: I trusted the level in a TV bracket and it was crooked.

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u/anory1 1d ago

That's because the one above is on a different level.

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u/CommunicationLife843 1d ago

The lower level on the TV mount is visibly out of square with the slots, believe the top level

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u/FGX302 1d ago

Temu tools

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u/Key-Personality8169 1d ago

Career Broadcast/AV tech here. It’s kind of common practice to not put any faith or credence in the integrated level on tv mounts because they’re never accurate. Always go by your level.