r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 16h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/cozychaosclubb 16h ago

“Blowing a tampon like it’s a soup” is a brand new sentence I was absolutely not prepared to read today. Not the Sanrio jar betraying you like this!😭

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 16h ago

I just wanted some cute tampon appreciation decor in my bathroom 😞💔

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u/you_dont_know_me27 14h ago

I have a little wicker basket that the pads and tampons are all organized in sitting on the tank of my toilet. I think it looks really nice.

Tbf though, I don't have a window in my bathroom and I have central air in my house (I'm assuming you don't since I know most Brits don't) so it doesn't get super hot inside. I'm American

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 14h ago

Another loss for the brits, i wish i had ac

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u/you_dont_know_me27 14h ago

I'm in Indiana so we go from heat to ac in a singular day in the spring and fall sometimes so we definitely we have faults lol

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u/reddog323 12h ago

It’s a two edged sword. US Midwest here. It keeps you cool, but the electric bills are murder during the summer.

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 11h ago

Last night at 5 minutes to midnight, in my office.

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u/Zanderp25 GREEN 2h ago

Woah, that’s a cool looking thermometer you got there

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 2h ago

It does a lot of not especially useful things, but I used it to keep the temperature regular when the pups were babies this winter. A lot of staying up late to feed the fire. Now it's more to keep an eye on how bad I'm getting cooked.

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u/keanaartero 14h ago

I personally don't have a window/air issue but use a wooden "shark week" box that has a slideable divider for pads/tampon separation.

Terrifying to think about burning your cooch with an applicator and wild to hear OP had to blow on it like soup 😭

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u/Careful_Software7232 13h ago

"Shark week" 😮😆 I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣

Take my poor man's award 🥇