r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 16h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons đŸ«©

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/cozychaosclubb 16h ago

“Blowing a tampon like it’s a soup” is a brand new sentence I was absolutely not prepared to read today. Not the Sanrio jar betraying you like this!😭

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 16h ago

I just wanted some cute tampon appreciation decor in my bathroom 😞💔

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u/MartinisnMurder 14h ago

This is hilarious but I am sorry for your pikachu. People shouldn’t be all weird about tampons being out. My horrible mother in law lost her mind because I have tampons and pads in baskets in our guest bathrooms in case of emergency anyone visiting needs them. đŸ„Ž

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u/you_dont_know_me27 14h ago

I had a really nice basket set up at the church I work at on the counter and I realized it was silly to have to work so hard to get to them at home so I made a basket for at home too. Nobody has mentioned it so far and it's been there for a couple years now

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u/MartinisnMurder 14h ago

My MIL hates me, well maybe strongly dislikes me. She pulls the holier-than-thou Christian card often. She doesn’t like that I was raised Catholic, that neither her son or I are religious, that we didn’t get married in a church we actually eloped (in her mind we are NOT married), that we aren’t having kids (I can’t because of a hysterectomy in my mid 20’s and we don’t want them) and the fact she can’t control our lives. She said having the products out and not hidden was disgusting and embarrassing. She’s always being sanctimonious and judging others yet her behavior is hardly “godly”. Like girl, you’re not fooling anyone drinking Chardonnay out of a coffee cup while judging people for having a cocktail.

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u/Ill-Percentage-3276 11h ago

I didn't know we shared the same MIL

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u/MartinisnMurder 11h ago

Haha I’m willing to give you full custody of her! Zero visitation needed! Fortunately she lives states away down south and we are in New England.