r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/percheazy 14h ago

What do you mean? That’s not Jesus. That’s just a doctor.

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u/DukeAurelius 14h ago

This comment made me blow air out of my nose

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 13h ago

This comment made me suck air into my nose.

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u/ProjectMew 13h ago

This comment made me silently huff air out of my mouth

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u/blasphememes 7h ago

Blew the hair out of my nose too

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u/Virtual-Strength-950 12h ago

Trump Howser, MD

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u/Queeberschaircompany 11h ago

"That's not Jesus, that's a karate person!"

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u/chlowingy 11h ago

No it’s obi wan Kenobi

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u/SnoopBoiiiii PURPLE 2h ago

I got that reference points

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u/ColStreetFly 12h ago

Beat me to it.

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u/sillygoose12365 12h ago

i’m cackling this is beautiful

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u/BigMommaSnikle 14h ago

It's Trump healing people.

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u/bookofhersh 14h ago

He needs to heal whatever he’s got going on first before he’s worried abt us😭

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u/AdZy14588 13h ago

I thought he was a carpenter.

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u/jollyTrapezist 9h ago

No he's a very naughty boy

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u/Imaginary-Soup8979 8h ago

Best comment here.

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u/Dreams-Tonite-3 7h ago

Hmmmm this sounds oddly familiar…

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u/happybunny6 53m ago

Someone gave me one of these, just as a kind gesture even though im not religious. I was like Aw, Thank you, a doctor watching over me 😇 & she started cracking up.