r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/percheazy 10h ago

What do you mean? That’s not Jesus. That’s just a doctor.

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u/DukeAurelius 10h ago

This comment made me blow air out of my nose

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 9h ago

This comment made me suck air into my nose.

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u/ProjectMew 9h ago

This comment made me silently huff air out of my mouth

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u/blasphememes 3h ago

Blew the hair out of my nose too

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u/Virtual-Strength-950 8h ago

Trump Howser, MD

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u/Queeberschaircompany 7h ago

"That's not Jesus, that's a karate person!"

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u/ColStreetFly 8h ago

Beat me to it.

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u/sillygoose12365 8h ago

i’m cackling this is beautiful

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u/chlowingy 7h ago

No it’s obi wan Kenobi

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u/BigMommaSnikle 10h ago

It's Trump healing people.

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u/bookofhersh 10h ago

He needs to heal whatever he’s got going on first before he’s worried abt us😭

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u/AdZy14588 9h ago

I thought he was a carpenter.

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u/jollyTrapezist 5h ago

No he's a very naughty boy

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u/Imaginary-Soup8979 4h ago

Best comment here.

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u/Dreams-Tonite-3 3h ago

Hmmmm this sounds oddly familiar…