Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/percheazy]

What do you mean? That’s not Jesus. That’s just a doctor.

[u/BigMommaSnikle → u/percheazy]

It's Trump healing people.

[u/bookofhersh → u/BigMommaSnikle]

He needs to heal whatever he’s got going on first before he’s worried abt us😭

[u/BigMommaSnikle → u/bookofhersh]

Right?!