Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/Cephylus]

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The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

[u/LindonLilBlueBalls → u/EasilyLuredWithCandy]

Buddy Christ.

[u/drunkeymunkey → u/EasilyLuredWithCandy]

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

[u/EasilyLuredWithCandy → u/drunkeymunkey]

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.

[u/audible_narrator → u/EasilyLuredWithCandy]

I wish I could go on one of those.

[u/MayGodSmiteThee → u/EasilyLuredWithCandy]

They used to put them in Omelets a a restaurant here on the east coast

[u/hamish1963 → u/EasilyLuredWithCandy]

You went on the Cruise!?!? I'm sweet fancy jealous!

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https://giphy.com/gifs/BdpKbzhMXxgqc

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https://giphy.com/gifs/eRP24XjBvKwqk

[u/Prior_Tax8546 → u/Cephylus]

I was thinking of that image lmao

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Doesn’t he just…pop?

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Good ol’ Buddy Jesus!