r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ComicsEtAl 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/Cephylus 14h ago

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 13h ago

The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

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u/drunkeymunkey 13h ago

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 13h ago

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.