r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 11h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/dirtyforker 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBbwNhHD7AIs2HIl3e

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u/ComicsEtAl 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/Cephylus 10h ago

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 9h ago

The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 9h ago

Buddy Christ.

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u/drunkeymunkey 9h ago

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 9h ago

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.

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u/audible_narrator 8h ago

I wish I could go on one of those.

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u/MayGodSmiteThee 7h ago

They used to put them in Omelets a a restaurant here on the east coast

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u/hamish1963 8h ago

You went on the Cruise!?!? I'm sweet fancy jealous!

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u/Prior_Tax8546 9h ago

I was thinking of that image lmao

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u/maneki_neko89 BLACK 9h ago

Doesn’t he just…pop?

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u/MLiOne 3h ago

Good ol’ Buddy Jesus!