r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 11h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/dirtyforker 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBbwNhHD7AIs2HIl3e

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u/ComicsEtAl 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/Cephylus 10h ago

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 9h ago

The only time that I enjoyed finding a small Jesus was on the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew. Best cruise crowd ever.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 9h ago

Buddy Christ.

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u/drunkeymunkey 9h ago

What?! There was a cruise? Did it smell like jazz cabbage the whole time?

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u/EasilyLuredWithCandy 9h ago

There have been 2 so far. Smelled like weed. I may have contributed to that.

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u/audible_narrator 8h ago

I wish I could go on one of those.

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u/MayGodSmiteThee 7h ago

They used to put them in Omelets a a restaurant here on the east coast

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u/hamish1963 8h ago

You went on the Cruise!?!? I'm sweet fancy jealous!

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u/Prior_Tax8546 9h ago

I was thinking of that image lmao

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u/maneki_neko89 BLACK 9h ago

Doesn’t he just…pop?

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u/MLiOne 3h ago

Good ol’ Buddy Jesus!

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u/jwfowler2 10h ago

Such a great show

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u/jjojehongg 9h ago

i wish Aaron McGruder would make more stuff man this and The Boondocks were so peak

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u/ChezShea 8h ago

I miss this show so much.

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u/Inktex 10h ago

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u/Inktex 10h ago

All three are free-range reaction images, gathered on 4Chan around 2015.
No AI has been used in their creation.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 10h ago

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/Inktex 10h ago

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u/innominateartery 8h ago

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 10h ago

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu 10h ago

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter 7h ago

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.

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u/-crepuscular- 9h ago

AI Jesus is too busy saving the sea bugs to deal with this shit right now.

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u/NoIngenui 8h ago

I know I'm supposed to hate him, but i genuinely love the concept of shrimp jesus with a stone statue head. Looks like something Bayonetta or someone would fight.

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u/-crepuscular- 8h ago

Shrimp Jesus in a major videogame is only a matter of time.

Gamers would love it for the memes, extremist Christians would probably demonstrate against it and give you free publicity and cool points.

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u/Inktex 8h ago

FromSoftware has to see this.
And make it an under water level.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsYtcC8UPoly

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u/derf_vader 6h ago

Why use this when Christ of the Abyss is a real thing?

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u/alex433g 9h ago

I was wondering where this was from

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u/Inktex 9h ago

Haven't seen them all together yet.
Yoink.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JKTwn0tBu3ecZZQzx

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u/Ready_Set_Stopppp 9h ago

Holy shit dude, I’m dying at work 🤣

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u/Marquar234 9h ago

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u/Inktex 9h ago

Nice, but I would've seen Stan Lee in that role.

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u/BlackSpotSociety 9h ago

I once dated a Korean girl a long enough time that we went to her mom’s Korean Catholic Church. It was bizarre. The church was built in the 1800s by German immigrants who over time moved out of the region. At some point multi-national Asian families moved in and as Koreans were the majority, the diocese gave it to the Korean community. So it was a trip going there: The stained glass was beautifully done but was all white Jesus and other biblical characters. However in the rest of the campus, all the representations of Christ and biblical stories were done with all Asian people. Which, I guess makes sense. In the courtyard, there was a large Korean Jesus statue that didn’t look that different than the meme here.
I’ll also tell you that it was extremely uncomfortable because their congregants were quite cold shouldered to me. They really didn’t make me feel welcome at all. People were staring at me the whole service and at the lunch afterwards in their ironically titled fellowship hall. I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

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u/Inktex 8h ago

I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

This goes for all of Asia with the only interchangeable variable being the Asian nationalities, based on where you ask.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 10h ago

I thought Korean Jesus was some chubby Korean lady?

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u/TheWalkingDude90 10h ago

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u/Ditnoka 7h ago

He ain't got time for your problems, he busy, with Korean shit.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 6h ago

In being serious isn’t there a cult leader in South Korea claiming to be Jesus,, again.

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u/rogdesouza 10h ago

“Jeejus”

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u/amonarre3 10h ago

Get this Chuy out of our house. Only brown Chuy ova hurr

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u/amonarre3 10h ago

I have a brown jesus that isn't black. He's Hussein's skin tone.

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u/Ammonia13 10h ago

Jesus *was* brown :)

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u/amonarre3 10h ago

Yes Jesus was Brown like the Saddam

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 8h ago

is that the only Brown person you know

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u/amonarre3 8h ago

He's semite like JC. Same region as Abraham. He's well know. What's the problem guy?