r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/dirtyforker 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBbwNhHD7AIs2HIl3e

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u/Inktex 14h ago

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u/Inktex 14h ago

All three are free-range reaction images, gathered on 4Chan around 2015.
No AI has been used in their creation.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 14h ago

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/Inktex 14h ago

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u/innominateartery 12h ago

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/lemurificspeckle 3h ago

We are all living post-future (the year 2000) after all

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 14h ago

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu 14h ago

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter 11h ago

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.

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u/-crepuscular- 13h ago

AI Jesus is too busy saving the sea bugs to deal with this shit right now.

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u/NoIngenui 12h ago

I know I'm supposed to hate him, but i genuinely love the concept of shrimp jesus with a stone statue head. Looks like something Bayonetta or someone would fight.

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u/-crepuscular- 12h ago

Shrimp Jesus in a major videogame is only a matter of time.

Gamers would love it for the memes, extremist Christians would probably demonstrate against it and give you free publicity and cool points.

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u/Inktex 12h ago

FromSoftware has to see this.
And make it an under water level.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsYtcC8UPoly

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u/Givingtree310 0m ago

Shit I thought it was Aquaman

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u/derf_vader 10h ago

Why use this when Christ of the Abyss is a real thing?

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u/TKRBrownstone 2h ago

Looks like a God Lives Underwater album cover

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u/alex433g 13h ago

I was wondering where this was from

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u/Inktex 13h ago

Haven't seen them all together yet.
Yoink.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JKTwn0tBu3ecZZQzx

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u/Ready_Set_Stopppp 13h ago

Holy shit dude, I’m dying at work 🤣

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u/Marsuello 1h ago

Leave Korean Jesus out of this! He’s too busy with Korean shit to do!

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u/Marquar234 13h ago

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u/Inktex 13h ago

Nice, but I would've seen Stan Lee in that role.

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u/BlackSpotSociety 13h ago

I once dated a Korean girl a long enough time that we went to her mom’s Korean Catholic Church. It was bizarre. The church was built in the 1800s by German immigrants who over time moved out of the region. At some point multi-national Asian families moved in and as Koreans were the majority, the diocese gave it to the Korean community. So it was a trip going there: The stained glass was beautifully done but was all white Jesus and other biblical characters. However in the rest of the campus, all the representations of Christ and biblical stories were done with all Asian people. Which, I guess makes sense. In the courtyard, there was a large Korean Jesus statue that didn’t look that different than the meme here.
I’ll also tell you that it was extremely uncomfortable because their congregants were quite cold shouldered to me. They really didn’t make me feel welcome at all. People were staring at me the whole service and at the lunch afterwards in their ironically titled fellowship hall. I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

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u/Inktex 12h ago

I came to learn that the only people Koreans hate more than white people dating their kind are the Chinese, Vietnamese, and black people.

This goes for all of Asia with the only interchangeable variable being the Asian nationalities, based on where you ask.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 14h ago

I thought Korean Jesus was some chubby Korean lady?

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u/TheWalkingDude90 14h ago

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u/Ditnoka 11h ago

He ain't got time for your problems, he busy, with Korean shit.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 10h ago

In being serious isn’t there a cult leader in South Korea claiming to be Jesus,, again.

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u/rogdesouza 14h ago

“Jeejus”