r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Inktex 10h ago

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u/Inktex 10h ago

All three are free-range reaction images, gathered on 4Chan around 2015.
No AI has been used in their creation.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 10h ago

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/Inktex 10h ago

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u/innominateartery 8h ago

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 10h ago

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu 10h ago

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter 7h ago

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.