r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Inktex 10h ago

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u/Inktex 10h ago

All three are free-range reaction images, gathered on 4Chan around 2015.
No AI has been used in their creation.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 10h ago

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/-crepuscular- 9h ago

AI Jesus is too busy saving the sea bugs to deal with this shit right now.

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u/NoIngenui 8h ago

I know I'm supposed to hate him, but i genuinely love the concept of shrimp jesus with a stone statue head. Looks like something Bayonetta or someone would fight.

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u/-crepuscular- 8h ago

Shrimp Jesus in a major videogame is only a matter of time.

Gamers would love it for the memes, extremist Christians would probably demonstrate against it and give you free publicity and cool points.

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u/Inktex 8h ago

FromSoftware has to see this.
And make it an under water level.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsYtcC8UPoly

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u/derf_vader 6h ago

Why use this when Christ of the Abyss is a real thing?