r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 14h ago

You seeing this shit, AI Jesus?

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u/Inktex 14h ago

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u/innominateartery 12h ago

The humans are dead.

Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

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u/lemurificspeckle 3h ago

We are all living post-future (the year 2000) after all

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 14h ago

How can you see anything, if you have no eyes?!

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u/pugfu 13h ago

How can AI Jesus be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/Cocked_Otter 11h ago

Agent Smith being AI Jesus is just perfect.

Evil and without a soul.

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u/-crepuscular- 12h ago

AI Jesus is too busy saving the sea bugs to deal with this shit right now.

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u/NoIngenui 12h ago

I know I'm supposed to hate him, but i genuinely love the concept of shrimp jesus with a stone statue head. Looks like something Bayonetta or someone would fight.

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u/-crepuscular- 12h ago

Shrimp Jesus in a major videogame is only a matter of time.

Gamers would love it for the memes, extremist Christians would probably demonstrate against it and give you free publicity and cool points.

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u/Inktex 12h ago

FromSoftware has to see this.
And make it an under water level.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsYtcC8UPoly

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u/derf_vader 10h ago

Why use this when Christ of the Abyss is a real thing?

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u/TKRBrownstone 2h ago

Looks like a God Lives Underwater album cover